Bingham

[shoddycollins]

With the scandal surrounding FIFA and the world cups in Qatar and Russia thrown into doubt, there are rumours that the 2018 world cup will be awarded to Rakish Bingham.

 

[EricSabin]

Just gets better

 

[Trapdoor]

But I though Rakish was standing for election as president of FIFA....?

The corruption in that organisation never ceases to amaze me....

 

[thewwfc]

I like the idea of Rakish as president of FIFA, he is already a crusader for good through being one of the finest football talents of the modern age - now let him revolutionise grassroots football by sharing the secrets that have led him to be one of the power players in contemporary soccer.

Luis Figo wouldn't have been a big enough name for the job, but Rakish? Oh yeah.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

It's getting silly now.... All he has agreed to do is present the next world cup and be a stand in for the Queen if she is unable to troop the colour next year, as he modestly put it " the colour won't troop itself " clearly a young man with no equal

 

[daviejones]

Jabo Ibehre is better than Rakish Bingham

 

[hellogregory]

Jabo Ibehre is better than Rakish Bingham

Fuck off! And don't even dare make an Ibehre thread (if we sign him).

Bingham is GOAT. End of.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Beginning of... .. Why do people say end of at the end but never beginning of? Or middle of for that matter? Pause now end of !

 

[daviejones]

Beginning of... .. Why do people say end of at the end but never beginning of? Or middle of for that matter? Pause now end of !

Because it means end of debate not end of sentence?

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

And whom gave you the power of debate ending ? Dozens have contributed and thousands have read , just cos you have ran out of words does not mean the rest of us have ........ middle of!

 

[daviejones]

And whom gave you the power of debate ending ? Dozens have contributed and thousands have read , just cos you have ran out of words does not mean the rest of us have ........ middle of!

Unfortunately we have found a being superior to Bingham. His name is Jabo; end of.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

You said end of twice now! Your end ofs carry no weight in here now, I don't know if you've been following but this is a thread for all this that are great and good about Bingham, your attempted gate crashing will not go down well, do you really want to feel the rough edge of HelloGregorys tongue !

 

[daviejones]

do you really want to feel the rough edge of HelloGregorys tongue !

I think a comment like this is the cue to end a thread

 

[Aber gas]

I think a comment like this is the cue to end a thread

Or start an even stranger one , but probably not

 

[hellogregory]

And whom gave you the power of debate ending ? Dozens have contributed and thousands have read , just cos you have ran out of words does not mean the rest of us have ........ middle of!

Bingham gave me the power. I texted him and said is this "end of" and he said yeah, so I executed the end of.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Well its a sad day , but a day we knew would come, but , it gives us time to reflect on the good times we've had in here with this, perhaps we can spend the next 8 or 9 pages reflecting on the influence Bingham has had on us all, you cannot be a football fan and not have been touched by Bingham....

 

[hellogregory]

This thread will really come into life once the season starts and he's putting in performances that have the whole world talking. It will be GIF heaven in here!
Even pre season when he's ripping the arseholes of Billingham and Whitby defences, this thread will be bouncing.

I expect even the championship and premier league 1FF members to flock here.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

You underestimate Billingham Town, admittadly they are no Billingham Synthonia, but , they have never lost to Barcelona in a competitive match, so if Bingham comes through that one with a goal I think we can all be pleased..... Whitby of course, a different bag of spanners

 

[Pooliepride]

Rakish Bingham.

 

[iWomble]

I, Mr Hash Baking

 

[Youpies]

Oh we are still doing this joke?

 

[EricSabin]

Oh we are still doing this joke?

My thoughts exactly. Can't wait for this bloody season to start and this thread can get lost.

 

[hellogregory]

Joke?

 

[Habbinalan]

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[Habbinalan]

Coming to a Rat Race near you:

 

[Stringy]

Children, all of you.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

My thoughts exactly. Can't wait for this bloody season to start and this thread can get lost.

Can I reiterate ! I merely started this by saying we have signed someone and I'm happy , to me , the beginning , middle and end of the thread.... Some however just wanted to take the mickey , so I just defended him , now , those same people have come around to my way of thinking, it wasn't easy and it took some time but we got there........ now then , let me have a crack at sorting out the middle east

 

[Vanni]

Some guys have all the luck. Carlisle fans will get to see Rakish's magic on the 29th of August, whilst the poor United fans like me will have to wait till September 19th. Hardly fair I say.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

I'll be amazed if we aren't one of the TV games with all the interest being generated!

 

[hellogregory]

Sky Sports are considering bringing back PlayerCam only for Rakish Bingham matches.