Stickied Confirmed Signings 2024/25

[EnglishRed]

How the hell did Ashley Grimes score 10+ two years running? One of the most feeble players we've ever had.

Bobby Grant too. Absolute shite.

 

[Son of Cod]

Some cracking forward lines around at that time. We even got in on the act with Parkin/Tipton followed by Parkin/Wijnhard! Until we sold Parkin and Wijnhard left and then we ended up with Matty McNeil (The Pepperami) and Marcus Richardson. Wonderful.

Yeah Parkin was quality for you lot, remember him silencing Blundell Park with a banger one year when you won 1-0 I think it was.

 

[Luke Imp]

Is Richard Pacquette still playing?

Pacquette and J'Lo - the dream partnership.

 

[Luke Imp]

How the hell did Ashley Grimes score 10+ two years running? One of the most feeble players we've ever had.

Yeah he was a right wet lettuce. Lazy and petulant but he scored goals for us, he was a great finisher.

 

[Magpie Mike]

Yes for Harefield United

My God.
He must be nearly 50?
Good player a long time ago.

 

[Fedora Dale]

Yeah he was a right wet lettuce. Lazy and petulant but he scored goals for us, he was a great finisher.

Same for us. Good when he could be bothered, which was about 5 times a season.

 

[TUFCfan]

Torquay have signed Alex Addai on a short-term deal. Is on the bench tonight. Should add some pace to the side at least.

 

[#Beebot]

Torquay have signed Alex Addai on a short-term deal. Is on the bench tonight. Should add some pace to the side at least.

He is certainly quick and tricky, if a bit of a headless chicken at times.

 

[Fedora Dale]

We've signed a young lad called Jesper Laurence, formerly with AFC Sudbury's academy and lately of East Thurrock in the Ithsmian League. Central Defender and long throw in taker.

 

[DarkSithLord]

I see Mike Fondop has his latest club in Hartlepool United. He isnt FL standard

 

[Chief Rocka]

I see Mike Fondop has his latest club in Hartlepool United. He isnt FL standard

Buzzing.

Our strike force is currently a winger and a lad with 6 proper games under his belt, can't be any worse surely.

 

[Soup Ladle]

You have to laugh. Utter desperation.

 

[spireite]

He might grab a couple goals you know. He often does before going totally off the boil.

 

[Master D]

Pools are just desperate to come back down here.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Pools are just desperate to come back down here.

We were the glue that kept the Brotherhood together, it's in shambles RN, you need us!!

 

[Chief Rocka]

He might grab a couple goals you know. He often does before going totally off the boil.

I dunno what he's like but honestly we just need a fat lump that hoys himself around a bit and manages to poke in toe ends inside the 6 yard box.

 

[Master D]

He'll score 4 in 4 then after that do nothing but get booked or sent off.

 

[BarraMatt]

No chance Hartlepool will go down this season, they'll be top half.

 

[EnglishRed]

I dunno what he's like but honestly we just need a fat lump that hoys himself around a bit and manages to poke in toe ends inside the 6 yard box.

He's the maddest player ever. Even he doesn't know what he's about to do.

 

[Chief Rocka]

He's the maddest player ever. Even he doesn't know what he's about to do.

He described his play as Messi and then Ronaldo like, we've got ourselves a worldie here boys!

 

[RiftHouseLad]

He described his play as Messi and then Ronaldo like, we've got ourselves a worldie here boys!

Think I saw him in the NWC once a utter nutter.

 

[RiftHouseLad]

Pools are just desperate to come back down here.

Just as desperate as you are to come up here, lol

 

[RiftHouseLad]

He described his play as Messi and then Ronaldo like, we've got ourselves a worldie here boys!

Not bothered, you know just like me if he puts it about he,ll be worshipped here.

 

[Posh Harry]

I dunno what he's like but honestly we just need a fat lump that hoys himself around a bit and manages to poke in toe ends inside the 6 yard box.

Blimey, sounds like I need to find my boots

 

[EnglishRed]

Not bothered, you know just like me if he puts it about he,ll be worshipped here.

He's capable of being a handful. Hes not shit in the normal sense of the world, just massively erratic and mad as a box of frogs.

 

[Y Ddraig Goch]

I dunno what he's like but honestly we just need a fat lump that hoys himself around a bit and manages to poke in toe ends inside the 6 yard box.

He'll start well, get a few goals, you will wonder why the hell he hasn't settled anywhere as he looks the part, you will think you are the ones to finally get the best out of him long term.....Then something will click and he will go right off the boil.

Used to do some fortnight dance when he scored so my 8 year old used to love him!

 

[Soup Ladle]

Well he'll be around much higher quality players so he'll smash it this time

 

[Stoney Ground]

He'll start well, get a few goals, you will wonder why the hell he hasn't settled anywhere as he looks the part, you will think you are the ones to finally get the best out of him long term.....Then something will click and he will go right off the boil.

Used to do some fortnight dance when he scored so my 8 year old used to love him!

That must have taken a couple of weeks

 

[RiftHouseLad]

He's capable of being a handful. Hes not shit in the normal sense of the world, just massively erratic and mad as a box of frogs.

That sounds just like the NWC.
DC once described tham as nutters, So should be a good fit.

 

[RiftHouseLad]

Well he'll be around much higher quality players so he'll smash it this time

The amount of balls we put across the six yard box must be the highest
in the EFL, Just need someone to get on the end of them, Don,t care who.