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[TheEndIsNigh]

Love to see the big hitters from Harrogate and er Halifax going at it...The non league forum is getting nawty.

 

[Chief Rocka]

And I thought Mick Hucknall ranking his favourite racial groups was the weirdest thing I'd seen today.

 

[chipmunx]

Love to see the big hitters from Harrogate and er Halifax going at it...The non league forum is getting nawty.

can I officially request that Notts beat Harrogate in the play off final - so the HG Yellow&Black and B2TF love/hate affair can continue down here... where hopefully we (Barrow fans) won't see it for at least a season...

 

[Monkey Tennis]

And I thought Mick Hucknall ranking his favourite racial groups was the weirdest thing I'd seen today.

Errr...what?

 

[Soup Ladle]

can I officially request that Notts beat Harrogate in the play off final - so the HG Yellow&Black and B2TF love/hate affair can continue down here... where hopefully we (Barrow fans) won't see it for at least a season...

You're all over every single football forum on the internet so don't pretend you won't be reading.

 

[Soup Ladle]

So the Harrogate fan is a champion weightlifter, Stocky is that fit he hasn't a chance of catching the virus and B2TF, well he never leaves his house due to his licence conditions.

Get the three of 'em in a rumble, better than anything WWE has to offer. Just need ring names...

 

[chipmunx]

So the Harrogate fan is a champion weightlifter, Stocky is that fit he hasn't a chance of catching the virus and B2TF, well he never leaves his house due to his licence conditions.

Get the three of 'em in a rumble, better than anything WWE has to offer. Just need ring names...

The Harrogate fan - "Ant Man" - can lift far more than their body weight
B2TF - "Anti-social Man" ?
Stocky - "Anti-septic Man" ?

 

[HG Yellow&Black]

Imagine the pressure on that keyboard with those stubby little fingers beating away as tubbs was furiously typing this.

"Kevin, do you want your toast buttering. It's past 10am, are you getting up? Weren't you meant to be doing something by 10..."

Your post shows you to be a sad act, sat in your childhood bedroom, projecting your own socially challenged issues onto others.
Hence why you spout maga drivel.... trumpist crap about Covid, didn't give a shit about those, including my wife as a nurse, who are putting their health on the line and like to imagine others that challenge your pea brain thinking that they are deficient to you which is peak gammon.
Stocky the Sad act, with his pitiful life.

 

[HG Yellow&Black]

The Harrogate fan - "Ant-Man" - small/can lift far more than their body weight
B2TF - "Anti-social-Man" ?

Good shout, coming to a working men's club near you....tho with those two being gammon they might not want to enter the building.

Sad act from Stockport can be Trumpstain

SGWA (shitty gruds wrestling association) title match at Batley.

 

[Fyldefan]

Ha ha ha well this forum has livened up if you ask me. As there is nothing to bet on is someone going to run a book on stocky and HG?

 

[Fyldefan]

The Harrogate fan - "Ant Man" - can lift far more than their body weight
B2TF - "Anti-social Man" ?
Stocky - "Anti-septic Man" ?

No offence man but leave the banter to the others. That is terrible

 

[Soup Ladle]

Good shout, coming to a working men's club near you....tho with those two being gammon they might not want to enter the building.

Sad act from Stockport can be Trumpstain

SGWA (shitty gruds wrestling association) title match at Batley.

So Stocky is Trumpstain

What'll yours be then pal? Cream Tea?

 

[HG Yellow&Black]

So Stocky is Trumpstain

What'll yours be then pal? Cream Tea?

Possibly
Maybe Angry Cream Tea (or ACT when the series really gets going during the post Covid lockdown tour of Butlins camps)

 

[Master D]

Ha ha ha well this forum has livened up if you ask me. As there is nothing to bet on is someone going to run a book on stocky and HG?

Stocky should outbox him over 12 rounds but he’s got to watch for that right hand from Butterbean and not switch off.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Errr...what?

American Blacks took it (the coolest according to Mick)

 

[Luke Imp]

This'd suggest Harrogate up rather than PO's?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1263775944629727232

 

[Chief Rocka]

No football chat in here please!

 

[Fyldefan]

Stocky should outbox him over 12 rounds but he’s got to watch for that right hand from Butterbean and not switch off.

Ha ha what a specimen butterbean were. Forgot about him. You wouldn't want a hook off that lad

 

[CFC91]

This is great, i've still got that melt from Halifax blocked but it's still entertaining.

 

[Stocky]

Only Tennis will sort this out. You can socially distance and everything.

Dusted off the old Babolat this morning and met up with a friend at the local club who were accepting pay as you play. Social distance throughout. Hand gel after every change of ends.

And let me tell you this, The Human blob would be in big, big trouble.

I won the first set tie break on a cross court backhand and the fist pump and 'Come On!' shout would have made McEnroe blush.

Jabba the hut from Harrogate this IS a call out. You have by 10pm to respond.

 

[BarraMatt]

Harrogate is a croquet and tennis town. That would be right up his street.

 

[Stocky]

The thing is H&G you are the one who's made all these statements about showing wage slips etc. I've never made such claims. There is a reason I want business to get back going again as the virus is impacting me. If I had a Ferrari parked in the garage I doubt I'd be as arsed. I'm a normal person who is worried about money for me and my partner. I'm concerned about young people and their futures. I'm worried about the mental health implications particularly in young people. It was you who painted me as some Tory Boy because I'm worried about finances. I still am. I'm more fortunate than some but I've never once claimed I'm anything other than a normal, everyday person.

But the point stands that you are a massive fat blob and I've yet to be proven any different on that.

 

[doveranddover]

I knew the cliche about all northerners being friendly was a a myth

 

[Soup Ladle]

Harrogate is a croquet and tennis town. That would be right up his street.

This'll be the poshest bout in history. Can't fucking wait. Fyldefan get that book open.

 

[Railway Blue]

Well true, can the conference sides afford to do that? And who would pay for it? The league? The side that’s at home? Both sides?

Agree that Boris is making a pig's ear of it all but can you imagine the carnage if Corbyn had got elected.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Agree that Boris is making a pig's ear of it all but can you imagine the carnage if Corbyn had got elected.

I agree that Solskjaer's doing a crap job at Man United but can you imagine the carnage if they had appointed Giggs?

 

[Railway Blue]

I agree that Solskjaer's doing a crap job at Man United but can you imagine the carnage if they had appointed Giggs?

What you mean the players having to lock their wives away?

 

[Fyldefan]

After careful consideration the odds are as follows:

The Human Blob at 4/7
The stockport brawler at 5/4

We make the Human Blob slight favourite as the harrogate lot are born with a racket in their hands. We wouldn't be surprised if the game got abandoned though

Special bets
1/6 for any stockport fan to run on the court
2/1 for a prawn sandwich thrown on the court
100/1 for the harrogate fans to out number the stockport supporters

Place your bets

 

[B2TF]

It was an answer. You're just too feebleminded, like many of your ilk, to understand it.

And you're too thick to grasp that when you talk about a person's "ilk" you betray all the prejudice and bigotry you pretend to abhor. Just another hypocrite, over there on The Left and the WRONG side of history.

 

[B2TF]

Imagine the pressure on that keyboard with those stubby little fingers beating away as tubbs was furiously typing this.

You can imagine the beads of sweat forming on his red, angry brow while those chubby fingers get to work.