Europa League 2016/17

[Christian Slater]

If we come home with a win I'll empty a bottle of Tabasco sauce into my arsehole.

 

[epic73]

If we come home with a win I'll empty a bottle of Tabasco sauce into my arsehole.

Screenshotted.

 

[Stevencc]

We've been poor away from home in Europe for a while now and if I had to choose a country where I think we'd have a good chance of turning that around Turkey would be very close to the bottom of the list. Then again we thrashed Fenerbahce in the last match. Who knows?

Speaking of who knows...could this be the evening where Mkhitaryan is finally given some game time?

 

[Stevencc]

Schneiderlin and Herrera is a midfield pairing that I really like on paper - hopefully they perform well so we get to see more of it in the future. Mkhitaryan will SURELY come off the bench. Ibra not starting makes sense both from a rest and a form standpoint. Pace on the wings and Pogba free further up the pitch.

I like it.

 

[Dirk]

If we come home with a win I'll empty a bottle of Tabasco sauce into my arsehole.

But no faking here after they really won, please. Like pouring a bottle of table water labelled Tabasco in your mouth, right?

 

[JimJams]

Are you suggesting that Slaters mouth and arsehole are one and the same?

 

[Christian Slater]

Rooney starts, sauce stays in the fridge.

 

[Stevencc]

If Rooney scores a hat trick you have to do a handstand with the opened, full bottle of tabasco sauce inserted into your anus and attempt to dance while "Girls just want to have fun" blasts in the background.

With the curtains open.

 

[epic73]

If Rooney scores a hat trick you have to do a handstand with the opened, full bottle of tabasco sauce inserted into your anus and attempt to dance while "Girls just want to have fun" blasts in the background.

With the curtains open.

On YouTube.

 

[Christian Slater]

If Rooney scores a hat trick you have to do a handstand with the opened, full bottle of tabasco sauce inserted into your anus and attempt to dance while "Girls just want to have fun" blasts in the background.

With the curtains open.

Curtains being a euphemism, I assume?

 

[Stevencc]

That's the way lads, start strong.

 

[SALTIRE]

Man Utd hehe

 

[smat]

Wow that is an insane goal.

Haha.

 

[JimJams]

Steve gif it, I missed it.

 

[Stevencc]

https://my.mixtape.moe/nartuk.mp4

 

[JimJams]

Top lad. Nice goal.

 

[smat]

RedCafe-ers not happy so far, but as pauldyson1uk suggests:

FFS you need to clam down before you explode.

 

[Stevencc]

Pogba has a knock, Ibra on in his place.

Score this time, big nose!

 

[JimJams]

Bit heated!

 

[Stevencc]

Sorry, I think I went too far there.

 

[smat]

ffs you need to clam down before you explode

 

[Stevencc]

Ibra seems a bit stressed tonight. Ffs he needs to calm down before he explodes.

You havin' that one, Smat?

 

[JimJams]

He needs to what?

 

[Stevencc]

Calm down.

Before he explodes.

FFS.

 

[smat]

CLAM down

 

[Stevencc]

Fucked it right up.

 

[smat]

lmaooooooooooooo

(sorry Stevencc)

 

[JimJams]

Didn't think it was a free kick, but nice goal.

 

[Stevencc]

lmaooooooooooooo

(sorry Stevencc)

Listen to me you punk, I don't even fucking care, do you understand?

 

[smat]

haha fuck me, clam down