Fifa Ultimate Team thread.

[Relentless]

people who play ultra def or park the bus and have non stop high pressure should just end themselves tbh

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Yup... It's normally people who still try the old kick off exploit as well... Don't understand why they still persist. Played someone recently using park the bus and high pressure, went 1-0 up within two minutes, kept the ball for the rest of the game just knocking it about the midfield and defence waiting for him to push men forward... It never happened. I don't understand how people can be so set to it, even when they're getting 30% possession and just defending a loss...

 

[JimJams]

Do you actually get matched up against silver players or is it all bronze benching fucktards?

Only played one match with them in a seasons game and played a gold premier league side with Radamel Falcao up front. He is like a god to my people!

 

[Relentless]

Ander Herrera is amazing.

Bit the bullet and made a prem team. Midfield trio of him and Cabaye at CM and mccarthy at cdm. amazing.

 

[Stevencc]

Herrera is brilliant, yeah - I've had a lot of success with him.

 

[Relentless]

Anyone else noticed everyone who uses Martial seems to play like a giant piece of shit?

For some reason I just can't play well this year with strikers
False 9 all the way!

Prem team is

Lens - Eriksen - Oxlade Chamberlain
Herrera - Cabaye
Mccarthy
Bertrand - Jagielka - Reid - Nyom
Adrian
​

Haven't conceded in 4 games which is surprising as I can't defend well really.


No idea why I cant seem to play well with strikers. Annoying as theres a lot I wanna use.
At least more options in defence is nice as slow players are viable. Or even out on the wing.

 

[Stevencc]

I've gone for

Begovic
Debuchy Williams Terry Clichy
Barry
Henderson Herrera
Eriksen
Giroud Defoe
​

It's working pretty well.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Costa
Cazorla Silva Isco
Marchisio Busquets
Criscito Barzagli Mustafi Juanfran
Alves​

I'm excellent at dominating possession 60% or higher, I'm excellent at getting double figure shots, I'm excellent at losing 1-0 thanks to a fucking counter attack.

 

[Relentless]

6 games in and still haven't conceded with my prem side

 

[Relentless]

Just played some turnip raping fucktard who had a full man utd team.

why would you even bother with FUT if you're just gonna make a real team. Jist play normal head to head seasons to bellend

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Like awarded for the use of 'turnip raping fucktard'. I had that with a bloke playing as Fenerbahce, he was quite good to be fair.

I think I'd play a lot better if I changed my philosophy from ultimate possession football and hybrid teams only... Sadly for me I'm stubborn.

 

[Relentless]

I just wanna be able to actually use strikers cant srrm to win without using 4 3 3(5)


I drew against the man utd guy cos Schneiderlin and Schweibsteiger were basically in defence and he was lobbing balls over the top for Depay to get onto to try and cut back for Rooney and Martial. It ended 0-0

 

[JJH]

New second team - need to get rid of fucking Morata.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I just wanna be able to actually use strikers cant srrm to win without using 4 3 3(5)

I find my CAM gets most goals, with the centre forwards getting most assists. I'm currently at the stage where I prefer Bony to Costa... Think I'm doing something wrong.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Had a classic game earlier, 1-0 down to a bloke from the most dubious penalty I've seen yet on FIFA... 88th minute, losing 1-0, slightly raging - he's had 1 shot on goal and about 30% possession, all he did was sit back with everyone in the box, it was ridiculous. Ended up getting a penalty for myself and he got a red card for a pretty silly slide. Candreva stepped up, keeper saved it, rebound collected by the keeper and that's... another dubious penalty, this time for me. Brilliant, score it, karma you prick! 89th minute goal. He does that kick off shit, tries to run through my team, I cut it out, 2 passes later I go 2-1 up and milk the celebration massively.

 

[JustinQPR]

Signed Rondon on loan for my budget PL side, he's a beast!

 

[Stevencc]

TOTW 4

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Insigne on the wing and IF Laporte? Fuck yes.

 

[JimJams]

Striker Gervinho is going to be Sweat paradise. Though things will change once people start really going for strong, medium paced players and their price rises.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Most ridiculous game ever. Lost 2-1, he had 2 long range shots... I hit the woodwork 5 times, including one that rolled across the line hitting both posts.

 

[Harrier94]

Most ridiculous game ever. Lost 2-1, he had 2 long range shots... I hit the woodwork 5 times, including one that rolled across the line hitting both posts.

I swear that's the same as the last like 5-6 games I've played. Will dominate possession and shots but they'll win with their only shot

 

[Relentless]

I have found God.



and his name is Menez.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I have found God. His name is Relentless.

Playing 4-3-3 false nine... Daaaaammmnnnn son. In Division 3 now.

 

[Relentless]

I have found God. His name is Relentless.

Playing 4-3-3 false nine... Daaaaammmnnnn son. In Division 3 now.

I loved false 9 last year but its even better now. Seems to work a lot better now the changes force you to play more build up.

I'd love to try out Ibra in false9 sometime. I think he'd do absolutely amazing in it.
Just nowhere near affording it. Got 3k left now cos I got IF Manolas for my Serie A team. (Seems worth it so far anyway)

 

[James [bcafc]]

So fitness coaches and all the others, do they actually do owt while just stored in club or do you have to assign them?? Always wondered and never found out lol.

 

[FudgyBiscuit]

With 'Hero' Sergio Aguero in packs with a pretty ridiculous team of the week, decided to load up the fifa points and jump into a hunt for the little Argentinian!

 

[JimJams]

Bought IF Slimani for my Leicester City 'should have bought' side. Which as the name suggests consists of players we've been linked to and not bought and players I think we could have bought but fucking didn't.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Fuck this shit. Played a game against an utter prick loan Hazard, Ronaldo and Lewandowski upfront. Plays everyone behind the ball launches long balls for pace every time. Fine, easy enough to deal with, he has three shots. Two dubious penalties and a dubious free kick, all of which go in. How can I keep giving away fouls WHEN THE PLAYER I'M NOT CONTROLLING GIVES THEM AWAY.

SORT YOUR FUCKING SHIT OUT EA YOU FUCKWIT OF A COMPANY.

 

[Relentless]

 

[JimJams]

I had a game where the AI gave away 2 penalties which I subsequently lost 3-2. But that's not as bad as some of the inexplicable pen shouts when nothing actually happens or something glitches. Played a match where I had the ball in my box from an opponents over-hit through ball, went to clear it up field with my defender, the goalie jumps on the ball, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand penalty? If the opposing player had one of his men within 5 metres of the ball this might have made some sort of sense as I would imagine he'd then have been in spitting distance and that could be explained as the offence. As it was, I don't know what the hell happened. Even if it was deemed a pass back it's only a free kick. And I'm not even sure you can actually do pass backs in the game.