Stickied League 2 Transfer Rumours/Confirmed Transfers 2024/25

[Richard Cranium]

We want 2 more in one a striker Johnson deal dead.

I doubt it is.

 

[saddler78]

I doubt it is.

Seems that way now mate never know though i suppose.

 

[Moonie]

Some rumours going round here that Mansfield have come in with a good offer for Kristian Dennis and the player is open to the move.

Apparently Clough has communicated to KD’s agent that the team will be built around him in the summer. Plus it’s a better financial offer than he’s on here.

Be interesting to see if he’s included in the squad tomorrow night.

Only place I've seen that rumour is on Twitter, from a random Mansfield fan. I'm putting zero stock in this one right now, wouldn't be surprised if it's just somebody looking for a bite.

I very much doubt that any manager worth their salt would be planning on building a team around a player who will be 33 by the time next season comes around - not unless they're only interested in the short term.

 

[JJH II]

I liked JOB. Flint like.

Sounds promising.

Hope you’re keeping well mate, long time no speak.

 

[Indian Dan]

Sounds promising.

Hope you’re keeping well mate, long time no speak.

Not too bad, thanks. Returning to the UK in a few months, island life isn’t for me. 4 years out here is enough. See you’ve got Man City next, be a great day that. I’m looking forward to Corsham getting to the final of the FA Vase - into the last 16 now!

 

[Richard Cranium]

Just seen Andy Dallas filling up at Mansfield Sainsburys.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Nah he's tucking into this full English in Guest House Paradiso Cleethorpes.

 

[Son of Cod]

Someone has messed up Dallas' Wiki page trying to make it look like he's signed for Man Utd...

 

[The Terminator]

Rumours circulating we're selling Paul Smyth to Birmingham for around £300k, even though he's not been on it for the last month this would be a big blow to us as on his day he's one of if not the best attacking player in this league.

To get that amount of money for a player out of contract in 6 months would be on paper a good deal though.

The only reason he is playing for us in League Two is because of his fitness, he's quite injury prone. He's started 23 games I think this season and only completed 90mins 5 times - Wellens and the staff have managed him very well this season to get the best out of him.

Watch this space.......................

 

[Richard Cranium]

Someone has messed up Dallas' Wiki page trying to make it look like he's signed for Man Utd...

That's a good move for him. Looked last night and it had his current team down as Scunthorpe..

 

[Son of Cod]

That's a good move for him. Looked last night and it had his current team down as Scunthorpe..

Was Notts yesterday and has been us already too this morning, lad gets around!

 

[Richard Cranium]

My mum warned me off lads like him

 

[Son of Cod]

Gerard Garner the latest striker to be linked with us.

Dallas doing the Solihull okie cokie and is staying put right now according to the rumour mill.

We're ending up with a 19 year old loanee striker from a midtable Championship club, we all know how this ends.

I reckon we'll get Mullarkey from Alty though.

 

[Chief Rocka]

What's in your Food folder Son of Cod

 

[Son of Cod]

Tranmere, Hartlepool, Barrow and Motherwell also interested in Garner.

George Lloyd from Cheltenham to Grimsby the latest one, it's all kicking off early doors. This is gonna be a long day.

What's in your Food folder Son of Cod

Now this is the content we all actually came for isn't it? Here you go...

 

[Son of Cod]

Not sure how that Adobe one snuck into the food folder there.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Check you out fancy lad.

I bet it was packed to the gills with smut, food indeed

 

[Soup Ladle]

Tranmere, Hartlepool, Barrow and Motherwell also interested in Garner.

George Lloyd from Cheltenham to Grimsby the latest one, it's all kicking off early doors. This is gonna be a long day.

Now this is the content we all actually came for isn't it? Here you go...

I heard Dallas loves a mean eggplant kasundi with rice served room temperature.

 

[Son of Cod]

Check you out fancy lad.

I bet it was packed to the gills with smut, food indeed

Hahaha no, I deleted all those bookmarks in a panic years ago when I realised my Google account had synced onto my work computer!

 

[Son of Cod]

I heard Dallas loves a mean eggplant kasundi with rice served room temperature.

The Grimsby Town hotel he is currently staying at does a delightful silverbeet fatteh.

 

[JJH II]

Not too bad, thanks. Returning to the UK in a few months, island life isn’t for me. 4 years out here is enough. See you’ve got Man City next, be a great day that. I’m looking forward to Corsham getting to the final of the FA Vase - into the last 16 now!

Indeed mate, be a good piss up and atmosphere but result a foregone conclusion.

 

[Agombar stool]

Not sure how that Adobe one snuck into the food folder there.

Tofu scramble sounds like one of those weird games that used to get airtime on Trans World Sport - like Kabaddi. Not sure if i'm a shade too old and you might not know what I am on about.

There was a guy on our forum who shared something from his desktop and an eagle eyed person spotted that one of the windows he had open in the background was 'local dogging sites'. That was humerous for a while.

 

[Soup Ladle]

The Grimsby Town hotel he is currently staying at does a delightful silverbeet fatteh.

You're not wrong. I used to pick that up at the gourmet Lebanese restaurant on the Nunny years back

 

[GTFCfish]

Just driving home from the school run I’ve just seen 4 guys sat round a table at Maccies Cleethorpes and I’m sure it was Mullarkey, Vernam, Dallas, and I think the 4th one was Daniel Sturridge.
I’m sure it was them, they were definitely all male so that’s a start anyway.

 

[Son of Cod]

Tofu scramble sounds like one of those weird games that used to get airtime on Trans World Sport - like Kabaddi. Not sure if i'm a shade too old and you might not know what I am on about.

There was a guy on our forum who shared something from his desktop and an eagle eyed person spotted that one of the windows he had open in the background was 'local dogging sites'. That was humerous for a while.

Hahahaha brilliant.

Think I remember Kabaddi, was that the thing that was like a mixture of much banned playground game British Bulldog and sumo wrestling? With South Asian guys? That's my overriding memory of it.

You're not wrong. I used to pick that up at the gourmet Lebanese restaurant on the Nunny years back

Actually fits perfectly into our version of Greasy Chip Butty...

You fill up my senses, like a barrel of Tetley's
Like a packet of Woodbines
Like a good bit of snuff
LIKE A NIGHT OUT IN NUNSTHORPE
LIKE A SILVERBEET FATTEH

 

[GTFCfish]

Proof:

 

[GTFCfish]

Tofu scramble sounds like one of those weird games that used to get airtime on Trans World Sport - like Kabaddi. Not sure if i'm a shade too old and you might not know what I am on about.

There was a guy on our forum who shared something from his desktop and an eagle eyed person spotted that one of the windows he had open in the background was 'local dogging sites'. That was humerous for a while.

I remember watching Kabaddi on Saturday mornings when I was a kid back when I would watch any sport whatsoever. Trans World sport, then I think Kabaddi was on its own show and then Gazetta Italia highlights.
Happy days.

 

[GFC4EVA]

We've refused to pay tshimanga's release clause, he's apparently Peterborough bound anyways so don't think we stood a chance

 

[Agombar stool]

Hahahaha brilliant.

Think I remember Kabaddi, was that the thing that was like a mixture of much banned playground game British Bulldog and sumo wrestling? With South Asian guys? That's my overriding memory of it.

Actually fits perfectly into our version of Greasy Chip Butty...

You fill up my senses, like a barrel of Tetley's
Like a packet of Woodbines
Like a good bit of snuff
LIKE A NIGHT OUT IN NUNSTHORPE
LIKE A SILVERBEET FATTEH

Yeah, basically that's exactly what it was. I think there was a rule that the attacking team (I might have that wrong) had to hold their breath or something and to prove they were doing that had to chant "Kabbadi, Kabbadi, Kabbadi" I think it was based in India IIRC!

I remember watching Kabaddi on Saturday mornings when I was a kid back when I would watch any sport whatsoever. Trans World sport, then I think Kabaddi was on its own show and then Gazetta Italia highlights.
Happy days.

Spot on fish, that was my menu for Saturday mornings as well! Did Kabbadi have it's own show? Surely not, although they show cricket matches on TV for 5 fucking days solid so that could be believable! Gazetta football Italia was a masterpiece, I kind of miss those days, even Soccer AM which was part of later life is puerile drivel these days.

 

[Agombar stool]

We've refused to pay tshimanga's release clause, he's apparently Peterborough bound anyways so don't think we stood a chance

I heard Sheffield Wednesday were favourites.