Man United v Liverpool - Sat 12th Sep 17:30

[JimJams]

As a neutral I will award points in this instance. 1-0 Man Utd fans for not getting their panties in a bunch!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

As dull as this conversation is, it's still a lot better than the game.

 

[JimJams]

My dog just farted and it fucking stinks.

I thought you might all like to know that as it's more interesting than anything that happened in that first half. Reckon I'll take him to the park, that way I'll witness a dog doing shit on the grass rather than 22 blokes.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

United have to get some more pace on the pitch, moving Mata into his actual position of number 10 and putting Young on the right would be a start.

 

[Red]

I will try to think of a way to work Hillsbrough or Heysel into a Schweinsteiger joke for you but I'm not making any promises that it'll be a zinger!

Cheers mate. Anyway back to the game united should be leathering Liverpool who are dire

 

[Stevencc]

Poor half again, from both sides.

We've dominated the possession as we've been doing under Van Gaal but we've also looked devoid of ideas and that creative spark - as we've also been doing under Van Gaal.

 

[Bilo]

This game hasn't been very entertaining to be completely fair and honest.

 

[Master D]

The money they paid for Depay is more scary than the money for Martial.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

My dog just farted and it fucking stinks.

I thought you might all like to know that as it's more interesting than anything that happened in that first half. Reckon I'll take him to the park, that way I'll witness a dog doing shit on the grass rather than 22 blokes.

What type of dog?

 

[herbert hellraiser]

Must be a shit match when all you have got to talk about is a minority of empty headed fans chanting sick songs, get a life and talk football and a bit of banter please !

 

[Christian Slater]

Shit.

 

[Red]

Liverpool haven't got a clue. Rodgers has got it all wrong. They'll be lucky to escape with a draw.

 

[Renegade]

You do know what the word initially means?

I do, aye. I'm a smart cookie.

You're looking for something controversial here, I guess it is a natural reaction when the word 'Munich' comes up during this fixture. You don't need to qualify any time someone chants something horrible with "the other side does it too". Schweinsteiger, Munich, there's a joke there.

You see what you did Steven? You horrible bastard.

P.S. This conversation is still more interesting than Manchester United's brand of football.

P.P.S. It appears people made a similar joke when I went for a piss, damn it.

 

[Stevencc]

Must be a shit match when all you have got to talk about is a minority of empty headed fans chanting sick songs, get a life and talk football and a bit of banter please !

Fuck you, you stupid ugly pinheaded c***.

I think I'm getting the hang of this "banter" concept.

 

[Red]

Must be a shit match when all you have got to talk about is a minority of empty headed fans chanting sick songs, get a life and talk football and a bit of banter please !

You're the only one talking about it now Herby. We've moved on, get with the programme

 

[Bilo]

So, to discuss SOMETHING, what's more depressing; the match or the thread?

 

[herbert hellraiser]

Its Herbie

 

[Stevencc]

So, to discuss SOMETHING, what's more depressing; the match or the thread?

Still the match

 

[Red]

Its Herbie

Sorry...Herbie. Would have put a smiley in but can't seem to on my phone

 

[Bilo]

Still the match

It's like the players don't really get it, not these squads anyway. They're so anonymous. Five years ago the players would be at eachother constantly, but now it's just like any other game.

Oh Ashley Young is coming on. Earth shattering.

 

[Pagnell]

And these two teams want to finish in the top 4. It's almost comical how shit that first half was.

Luckily we have Chelsea to laugh at.

 

[JoshBCFC]

Thank fuck I decided not to watch this game

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

Why did Liverpool sign Ings then never play him, and when they do, they play him out wide? Killing the poor bloke. Ruining his career.

He is this year's Lambert, but to be fair he only has himself to blame. Had plenty of clubs interested in him who would have started him up top every week.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

This will still be first on MOTD...

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Goal!!!

 

[Stagat]

United fans are hardly a Bastien of morality re. songs.

S'alright, Steve, that one's on me.

 

[Stevencc]

Great little free kick routine that, fantastic strike from Blind!

 

[Bilo]

Fucking fuck.

 

[Renegade]

Fucking superb set piece.

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Great finish but terrible defending from Liverpool.