Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[DarkSithLord]

Sorry DSL but I don't think incorrect spelling makes people 'lowlife'. Teresa or whatever her name is, doesn't actually say anything rude or disrespectful, with the only problem being understanding her posts.

Take it easy on me Mr Moderator man

Haha. Dont worry. I agree with you. What I mean is by "lowlife" is how can they join all these forums? Who would want to join an opponents forum? They may view it as a guest to get the fans viewpoint but to join all these forums to do that just seems a bit much to me! All I can say is they must have a lot of time on their hands!

 

[shotaway]

Great read this thread.

 

[Pliny Harris]

There are 2 mentally retarded Telford fans on http://www.nonleagueforum.co.uk/
Gandy and UBSS, both thick as fuck and have the personality of a grape!
Probably be one of them.

Probably not afcteresa but they're both hilarious still.

"most wanted man in alfreton!"

 

[shoddycollins]

Lock him up and throw away the key evil scum......

'Lock 'em up and throw away the door!'

 

[shoddycollins]

Well done to the Hemel supporter who uploaded this on the Nomads forum.

It's bad enough that the above has absolutely nothing to do with the club or the match but it's not even the Whitehawk chairman's original thoughts, he's copied and pasted them from a book called Diaminds: Decoding the Mental Habits of Successful Thinkers.

What the actual fuck!? That is brilliant!

 

[shoddycollins]

http://www.alfretontownfc.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4153

A Telford "fan" joining an opponents forum with an extremely worrying standard of English

The first reply is hilarious

 

[Aberstone]

Those programme notes are a thing of beauty. I love how he's endorsing this self-help pseudo-dialectic stuff about taking on different ideas and thinking for yourself by copy 'n pasting the whole thing. Maybe he's really subversively mocking it?

Or he, like myself has no idea what he's on about and was chancing it on the idea that nobody would type some of those quotes into Google.

 

[shoddycollins]

Or he, like myself has no idea what he's on about and was chancing it on the idea that nobody would type some of those quotes into Google.

Or the person who puts the programme together did it for a laugh/didn't get the chairmans notes on time.

I'm guessing the Venn diagram of people who are competent to put a programme together and people who are Whitehawk supporters has little if any overlap, so there's a good chance it's not being designed by a Whitehawk fan.

 

[silkyman]

Or the chairman really could be an absolute 'blueskythinking' twat who thought that was deep and meaningful and worthy of repeating

 

[shoddycollins]

Type afcteresa into Google.

The results on the first two pages are from the following clubs' forums
Oxford City
Guiseley
Basingstoke
Gloucester City
Bristol Rovers
Leamington
Newport
Altrincham
Dartford
Halifax
Alfreton
FC United
Scarborough
Ebbsfleet
Barnet
Solihull
Bristol City (???)
Aldershot

list probably goes on

 

[Aberstone]

Telford dd pley Biztol Cty in teh FA Cup eyffr ths seeson or lst.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Telford dd pley Biztol Cty in teh FA Cup eyffr ths seeson or lst.

Bloody hell.

You're afcteresa, aren't you?

Edit: actually no you can't be. The man himself writes Telford as "Teflord".

 

[Harrier94]

This thread http://www.onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/non-league-pubs.1602/ that turned from a friendly chat about pubs around grounds into a childish argument that nobody cared about

 

[B2TF]

This thread http://www.onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/non-league-pubs.1602/ that turned from a friendly chat about pubs around grounds into a childish argument that nobody cared about

Two points, it's not childish and he started it.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Two points, it's not childish and he started it.

Mate you just contradicted yourself.If its not childish why are questioning who started it?

 

[Sparrow]

Whoooooosh.

 

[B2TF]

Mate you just contradicted yourself.If its not childish why are questioning who started it?

Oh stop please, I can't take anymore. Are you for real??? Is yours the greatest mind in Alfreton? "The force is absent with this one"

 

[Pliny Harris]

Lads. Come on. It's Friday. Sit down with a whisky and a loved one.

 

[GTFC1979]

Two points, it's not childish and he started it.

Gotta give you a point there, for once, that was funny!

 

[B2TF]

Ha! I knew I'd get ya.

 

[silkyman]

Jesus. The Internet ladies and gentlemen. Where someone can actually be proud of this utter wankery.

 

[GTFC1979]

This is not football related so forgive me but I thought it needed a mention.
A guy at work for the second Sunday running bought his lottery ticket in to show everyone, having won £25.......

 

[Dave-Vale]

That video where players and staff from Ramsbottom turn up and start a fight. The guy on the tannoy is fucking brilliant.

 

[Jemfy]

Helping this to get back on to the subject of tinpot clubs, instead of tinpot arguments between posters - I have an update on the UCL fixture scheduling stupidity. After Saturday's match we have 9 remaining fixtures, 7 of which are at home. This imbalance is not due to numerous rearrangements, in fact we have been very fortunate in that respect in comparison to previous years. Only two home games, and one away, have been postponed so far. Some fans of other clubs complaining that we have an "easy" run in with so many home fixtures forgetting we have gotten where we are despite an imbalance towards away matches.

 

[Jemfy]

That video where players and staff from Ramsbottom turn up and start a fight. The guy on the tannoy is fucking brilliant.

You can't say something like that and not post the video...

 

[Semi-skimmed Silk]

This one I think he means.

 

[Luke Imp]

Spec-tacle!

 

[ShrewdBlue]

The helpless "Please stop it" and his pronunciation of Ramsbottom United makes that video. Brilliant.

 

[Dave-Vale]

I'm at working laughing to myself thinking about that video.

 

[shoddycollins]

On 2:00 in the video you can just hear this voice

'yer fuckin' muppet'