Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Monkey Tennis]

@official_BRFC - Thanks all who helped with the pitch covers on. If anyone around in the next 30 minutes we would like some help removing them. Thanks

Not really tinpot that though, is it - club with not many staff asks for help with task that requires many people...

 

[Monkey Tennis]

The Leicester owners have provided all home fans with Jamie Vardy masks in protest of his ban.

"We just want to show our support for the racist criminal for his commendable dangerous challenge"

 

[JJH]

Not really tinpot that though, is it - club with not many staff asks for help with task that requires many people...

It is. They claim to be the third richest club in England yet can't afford to get enough groundsmen in on Boxing Day.

 

[Luke Imp]

Mansfield Town. The Club that just keeps on giving.

BBC Nottingham Sport ‏@BBCRNS 3h3 hours ago
Ready to go at Field Mill for #stags v Donny. This trophy for what's being called "The One Call Derby" will be presented to today's winner!

 

[The_Boss]

Mansfield Town. The Club that just keeps on giving.

BBC Nottingham Sport ‏@BBCRNS 3h3 hours ago
Ready to go at Field Mill for #stags v Donny. This trophy for what's being called "The One Call Derby" will be presented to today's winner!

Please please no more!!

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Please tell me that's not purely based on the fact they're both sponsored by One Call???

 

[FGRJC]

Please please no more!!

I can't take anymore either, just massive pot of tin that town.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Was there a penalty shoot out then?

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Gateshead announcing over the tannoy that "you can have a selfie with Carl Magnay after the match".
Not THE Carl Magnay, surely?

 

[AldershotSam]

The Woking barriers breaking yet again. You'd think they would strengthen it considering it has happened before

 

[Sparrow]

You'd think they would strengthen it considering it has happened before

Why? If the Aldershot fans - and I know it's REALLY DIFFICULT to do this - actually stayed on the terrace where they are supposed to, it wouldn't happen. No other away fans have ever had this problem.

What a picture though. All those deprived teenagers enjoying their big day out at Woking who DEFINITELY AREN'T Aldershot's rivals.

 

[GTFCfish]

Why is the chav at the front making a 2 - 0 gesture when at no point in the game was it 2 - 0?

 

[Mark kavanagh]

The Woking barriers breaking yet again. You'd think they would strengthen it considering it has happened before

Crikey schools out!! They were probably too busy whatsapping to notice the barrier going

 

[Luke Imp]

The Woking barriers breaking yet again. You'd think they would strengthen it considering it has happened before

Bit like Woking's defence. Easily breached.

 

[DontBringBertie]

Why is the chav at the front making a 2 - 0 gesture when at no point in the game was it 2 - 0?
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That was the photo from the last time Aldershot won the Champions League at Kingfield.

 

[EnglishRed]

The Woking barriers breaking yet again. You'd think they would strengthen it considering it has happened before

What's with all the surgical face masks?

Outbreak of SARS ?

 

[GTFCfish]

What's with all the surgical face masks?

Outbreak of SARS ?

Quite a few on there with faces that only a mother could love!

 

[Raymondo316]

Rendell’s BMW Reward
Scott Rendell’s Boxing Day hat-trick and subsequent Man of the Match award has earned him another reward from match sponsor Barons Farnborough BMW & MINI – the use of a new BMW i8!

Rendell will drive the plug-in hybrid sports car, which retails at over £100,000, for a week.

http://www.theshots.co.uk/rendells-bmw-reward/

 

[gijsbert_bos]

A WHOLE WEEK111!!!!11!

 

[Mark kavanagh]

Lucky it wasnt jason koumas his brother would have flogged it

 

[AldershotSam]

Why? If the Aldershot fans - and I know it's REALLY DIFFICULT to do this - actually stayed on the terrace where they are supposed to

So you're telling me that when your team scores in the local derby and the players rush over to the supporters you just stand and clap? Unless you are sitting, then that is absolute rubbish. Of course the fans are going to come up against the fence and celebrate with the players.
A fence/barrier shouldn't collapse at a ground at all. Unless there is barbed wire or lava there, the fans will rush there.

 

[DontBringBertie]

So you're telling me that when your team scores in the local derby and the players rush over to the supporters you just stand and clap? Unless you are sitting, then that is absolute rubbish. Of course the fans are going to come up against the fence and celebrate with the players.
A fence/barrier shouldn't collapse at a ground at all. Unless there is barbed wire or lava there, the fans will rush there.

Why have no other teams done it at our ground then? Why did we not do it at the Rec in recent seasons?

 

[RobboPOSH]

Went to Peterborough Northern Star vs. Desborough Town about a month ago. The bar lady forgot to open the bar at half time, except it turns out she doesn't usually run the bar. The normal barman was linesman at the reserves game at Desborough.

Anyone for a Chelsea vs Peterborough third round mug?

http://www.theposhonlinestore.com/souvenirs/glasses/1537_FA-Cup-Mug.html

 

[DarkSithLord]

Went to Peterborough Northern Star vs. Desborough Town about a month ago. The bar lady forgot to open the bar at half time, except it turns out she doesn't usually run the bar. The normal barman was linesman at the reserves game at Desborough.

Anyone for a Chelsea vs Peterborough third round mug?

http://www.theposhonlinestore.com/souvenirs/glasses/1537_FA-Cup-Mug.html

Welcome to the forum

 

[Sparrow]

A fence/barrier shouldn't collapse at a ground at all. Unless there is barbed wire or lava there, the fans will rush there.

Oh, hi Gavin!

Gavin Denison‏@GavinDenison
"Can't argue "well, they shouldn't have been there". Unless there's lava or barbed wire between crash barrier & fence, fans will rush there."
https://twitter.com/GavinDenison/status/816263336459386880

Just don't celebrate like you've won the league in a game against Woking who DEFINITELY AREN'T your rivals.

 

[DontBringBertie]

Not letting 200 or so pikeys with Stone Island CLOBBER and surgical masks out on day release may also help.

 

[chipmunx]

So you're telling me that when your team scores in the local derby and the players rush over to the supporters you just stand and clap? Unless you are sitting, then that is absolute rubbish. Of course the fans are going to come up against the fence and celebrate with the players.
A fence/barrier shouldn't collapse at a ground at all. Unless there is barbed wire or lava there, the fans will rush there.

I was at the FA Trophy semi final 2nd replay between Barrow and Enfield in the 1987-88 (i think) season. The game was played at then Conference team Stafford's ground and the same thing happened at the Barrow end when we were denied a late stonewall penalty

 

[Harrier94]

This is more disgusting than tinpot but this idiot footballer sent abusive messages to Harry Arter over his still born child after the Bournemouth result yesterday

http://www.thenonleaguefootballpape...sending-vile-messages-to-premier-league-star/

 

[ForeverUnited]

Absolutely disgraceful.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Once again far worse than tinpot but Alfreton Town Striker Adam Smith has pleaded guilty to defrauding retail giant TK maxx out of £22,000 in 2015 - http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/fra...es-around-uk/story-30029508-detail/story.html