Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[GTFCfish]

Ok so this is not football fans but American Football fans, but I still think it's pretty funny:

https://mobile.twitter.com/tjNowak13/status/950045630755430401/video/1

 

[Pablosammy]

Ok so this is not football fans but American Football fans, but I still think it's pretty funny:

https://mobile.twitter.com/tjNowak13/status/950045630755430401/video/1

I don't get it.

 

[GTFCfish]

I don't get it.

The tables collapsed when they jumped on them.


I just thought it was funny........


Sorry........

 

[GTFCfish]

Ok then, how about this one:

https://mobile.twitter.com/CHAMPl0NSLEAGUE/status/950111071582420992/video/1

 

[Monkey Tennis]

I'll stuck this in tinpot...

...because Liam Hughes is in it.

 

[Chief Rocka]

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I'll stuck this in tinpot...

...because Liam Hughes is in it.

Fucking hell I thought we were taking the piss with 29 players..

 

[EnglishRed]

Do you think he's got enough players?

Plucky little Guiseley.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

8 long term injuries
6 out on loan
1 GK coach
1 loan now ended
Leaves us with 24, out of those Hurst, Molyneux and Rooney not been seen on the pitch for some time - nobody seems to know why.

I would love to know who has number 40. Maybe Cox has signed a singing fat bird

What a shambles!

 

[AnimoEtFide]

Plus Kayode Odejayi is such a legend he should count as 3 players.

 

[Master D]

That squad is nearly as big as Tranmere's.

 

[Pablosammy]

That squad is nearly as big as Tranmere's.

Comparing sizes always ends up with tears, how many times have I told you?

 

[Monkey Tennis]

That squad is nearly as big as Tranmere's.

Tranmere appeared to have 11/12 players left kicking the ball around when the first XI went into the changing room.

Guiseley's subs could have an 11-a-side match at half-time (with subs).

 

[Bluandwite]

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I'll stuck this in tinpot...

...because Liam Hughes is in it.

The lad with number 33 came on against us on NYD with '90' on his back. Confused PA guy had to correct himself after initially announcing the sub as '33'.

 

[Luke Imp]

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I'll stuck this in tinpot...

...because Liam Hughes is in it.

Paul Cox is actually David Holdsworth when it comes to signing players. He loves it.

 

[shoddycollins]

Does this mean we don't have to have Leeds hooligans and that fucking Sheffield Wednesday brass band at England games anymore?

 

[shoddycollins]

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I'll stuck this in tinpot...

...because Liam Hughes is in it.

That Guiseley squad reads like a 'ones to watch' from League 2 2010

 

[Pliny Harris]

a billericay 'fan' has appeared on the conference south forum
https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/conferencesouthnomads/billy-ricky-town-t1341.html#p35951

Did you share this forum with Ladders/Ladderman at some point? If so I'm so sorry for you.

 

[Raymondo316]

Did you share this forum with Ladders/Ladderman at some point? If so I'm so sorry for you.

Hes been banned countless times and was last posting on there under a different username pretending to be a Welling ''fan''

 

[Pliny Harris]

Hes been banned countless times and was last posting on there under a different username pretending to be a Welling ''fan''

Amazing

 

[DarkSithLord]

Tadcaster Albion‏Verified account @TadcasterAlbion 5m5 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS | Albion’s number one @ingdog24 is not for sale despite Liverpool sniffing around, for obvious reasons

 

[UTS]

Tadcaster Albion‏Verified account @TadcasterAlbion 5m5 minutes ago
BREAKING NEWS | Albion’s number one @ingdog24 is not for sale despite Liverpool sniffing around, for obvious reasons

Classic example of non league club taking the piss out of itself for a bit of publicity

 

[DontBringBertie]

Classic example of non league club taking the piss out of itself for a bit of publicity

I’m just waiting for the next non league twitter account to pretend the ‘guy doing the twitter’ has come on as a sub. Obviously never happened.

 

[GTFCfish]

I’m just waiting for the next non league twitter account to pretend the ‘guy doing the twitter’ has come on as a sub. Obviously never happened.

I seem to remember Lincoln's twitter guy from last year having to bring himself on as sub once, for the under 12's.

 

[DontBringBertie]

I seem to remember Lincoln's twitter guy from last year having to bring himself on as sub once, for the under 12's.

Brought himself on in goal and lost 15-0 with all the goals being lucky and against the run of play.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Love this from the Bridlington Town chairman!

Statement from Peter Smurthwaite
15th January 2018

This is an open invitation to the Directors of North Ferriby United to consider the purchase of my football club then they won’t have to keep taking our players.

They have already signed four of our first team squad, two of which were signed outside of the registration rules and I have solid evidence they have now approached two more of our players outside of the rules.

They could purchase a club that is well ran and organised with excellent volunteer staff working at the club that is very well respected throughout the non-league football family and has plenty of potential for expansion.

The club is free of debt and covers it’s costs every season through good management, excellent sponsors and the support of the local community with an increase in attendances this season even though the team are mid table in the league. I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the two supporters groups who raise money for the club which has gone towards refurbishment of the ladies toilets and new carpets in the club house and helps with the player’s expenses.

We work to a sensible budget in respect of player’s expenses and we do not try to buy success which has led to the club going out of business in the distant past. We are awaiting a response from the Football Authorities with regard to the “illegal approach” to our players and I would confirm we are not interested in the so called dual registration of players, it only ever works one way, that of the senior club.

I would put a sale price of £125,000.00 for the club which would be exceptional value for money.

Regards,
Peter Smurthwaite
Chairman

Bridlington Town FC

 

[AnimoEtFide]

That NFU get all their players from Bridlington is hardly a ringing endorsement for Bridlington.

 

[genesimmons]

Who actually owns north ferriby now

 

[DarkSithLord]

Who actually owns north ferriby now

Jamie Waltham. Former Chairman at Humber Premier League, East Riding Rangers and NCEL side East Yorkshire Carnegie. Exactly.

 

[genesimmons]

Jamie Waltham. Former Chairman at Humber Premier League, East Riding Rangers and NCEL side East Yorkshire Carnegie. Exactly.

Cant say ive heard of either team. Know of a leeds carniage but not a east yorkshire one. Last i heard the owners were a relation of the hull chairman but was not sure if they had sold up or just handed the club over

 

[The_Boss]

http://www.thenationalleague.org.uk/pennock-not-happy-as-barrow-players-skip-hotel-sta-45231