Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[iesty wfc]

So many things in this video.... trying to sex up a friendly against a Noth West Counties tem, the music, the first goal

 

[EnglishRed]

That first goal...perfect

 

[rudebwoyben]

That first goal is of the same level as Chris Brass’s own-goal for Darlington back in 2006.

 

[Chief Rocka]

I think I'd rather listen to the wind whistling into the camera than that mock samba track they've got playing.

 

[rudebwoyben]

I think I'd rather listen to the wind whistling into the camera than that mock samba track they've got playing.

It’s awful isn’t it? It always seems to be windy in Southport!

 

[KeithH]

That first goal is of the same level as Chris Brass’s own-goal for Darlington back in 2006.

Sadly it was a home goal for Bury against Darlo but see what you mean.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

How many clubs did shit memes about them signing Messi?

 

[TractorBoys]

How many clubs did shit memes about them signing Messi?

Guilty

 

[PuB]

Guilty

Immediate expulsion from the football league please.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Naturally us as well what with our media manager just turning 3.5 years old last Tuesday.

 

[Chief Rocka]

You just knew we'd be doing cringe shit like that, apparently though it's good for Pools cos it 'does numbers'

I've stopped looking at it

 

[Master D]

How many clubs did shit memes about them signing Messi?

Was literally just coming in here to post about this hilariously original banter that's been going on.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Was literally just coming in here to post about this hilariously original banter that's been going on.

I think our club decided against it for once, but I've seen his face stuck on various Barrow photos last night. So obvious. And shit.

 

[BarraMatt]

Even though we missed out on Messi, it was a good job we didn't lose Evatt to Tottenham after Pochettino got sacked.

 

[Raymondo316]

This latest statement from Steve Dale is utterly bizarre and the type of thing I expect from the nutter in charge of Boreham Wood

''Finally, In a Total Unrelated Matter
To the BBC

Our Country has its pride deeply rooted from our endeavors in the war and the tenacity and the spirit of the British people, the BBC in its day helped in this keeping moral high when rationing was in place, family’s suffering unimageable pain and spirits were low.

Licence Fees

You now think it prudent to persecute the elderly many who were either in these wars fighting for our great country or have lost loved ones, many being financially challenged, at great risk of COVID and even more so as winter comes, so your thank you to them is make them pay for a License fee, why so the directors can get a pay rise related to profits garnered by screwing the elderly, or for your new executive car, IT IS TRULY DISGUSTING THAT NOT ONLY HAVE THE BBC DONE IT BUT THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWED IT

Proms

If the above was not enough, the Suits that wander the corridors of power at the BBC decide that one of our greatest events, which when watching makes you proud to be British of what we were but certainly not at what were at risk of becoming. It would now seem they have determined we can no longer sing rousing songs that bound our once GREAT COUNTRY together, again it seems the moral compass of the few control the many.ITS WRONG


What’s left to sanction, Hymns or the Bible
Every Country has a past, you can’t eradicate it you have to learn by it.

“IT IS SAD THAT TO BE A GOOD PATRIOT ONE MUST OFTEN BE THE ENEMY OF OTHER PEOPLES”

Voltaire''

Update

We are pleased to announce that due to new blood being introduced to Forever Bury one person in particular a successful businessman, a dialogue has commenced that should have started 20 months ago when Bury FC needed solidarity, I'm advised Forever Bury were duped by persons involved at the time whi

www.buryfc.co.uk

 

[#Beebot]

This latest statement from Steve Dale is utterly bizarre and the type of thing I expect from the nutter in charge of Boreham Wood

''Finally, In a Total Unrelated Matter
To the BBC

Our Country has its pride deeply rooted from our endeavors in the war and the tenacity and the spirit of the British people, the BBC in its day helped in this keeping moral high when rationing was in place, family’s suffering unimageable pain and spirits were low.

Licence Fees

You now think it prudent to persecute the elderly many who were either in these wars fighting for our great country or have lost loved ones, many being financially challenged, at great risk of COVID and even more so as winter comes, so your thank you to them is make them pay for a License fee, why so the directors can get a pay rise related to profits garnered by screwing the elderly, or for your new executive car, IT IS TRULY DISGUSTING THAT NOT ONLY HAVE THE BBC DONE IT BUT THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWED IT

Proms

If the above was not enough, the Suits that wander the corridors of power at the BBC decide that one of our greatest events, which when watching makes you proud to be British of what we were but certainly not at what were at risk of becoming. It would now seem they have determined we can no longer sing rousing songs that bound our once GREAT COUNTRY together, again it seems the moral compass of the few control the many.ITS WRONG


What’s left to sanction, Hymns or the Bible
Every Country has a past, you can’t eradicate it you have to learn by it.

“IT IS SAD THAT TO BE A GOOD PATRIOT ONE MUST OFTEN BE THE ENEMY OF OTHER PEOPLES”

Voltaire''

Update

We are pleased to announce that due to new blood being introduced to Forever Bury one person in particular a successful businessman, a dialogue has commenced that should have started 20 months ago when Bury FC needed solidarity, I'm advised Forever Bury were duped by persons involved at the time whi

www.buryfc.co.uk

I'm sure Steve Dale's intervention will change the BBC's position on these issues.

 

[KeithH]

We are quite used to grizzly now
I used to despair
Now at least I have AFC

 

[chipmunx]

How many clubs did shit memes about them signing Messi?

we all know the real reason Messi wants to leave Barca - he watched this;-

 

[iesty wfc]

the question is, who to start a fifa career with first, Barrow or Harrogate?

 

[Soup Ladle]

the question is, who to start a fifa career with first, Barrow or Harrogate?

Fifa career mode is more boring than watching Ch0-0rley.

 

[chipmunx]

the question is, who to start a fifa career with first, Barrow or Harrogate?

depends whether you're feeling sorry for Harrogate and their (comparative) lack of fans or not.

 

[doveranddover]

Some of the improvements here?

Update on Ground improvements

It’s been a busy Summer at Grosvenor Vale as the club prepares for its return to the top flight of non-league after 32 years away. A large amount of time and money has been spent improving the facilities ahead of an exciting season ahead. As well as needing to meet the ground grading criteria...

www.wealdstone-fc.com

 

[#Beebot]

Some of the improvements here?

Update on Ground improvements

It’s been a busy Summer at Grosvenor Vale as the club prepares for its return to the top flight of non-league after 32 years away. A large amount of time and money has been spent improving the facilities ahead of an exciting season ahead. As well as needing to meet the ground grading criteria...

www.wealdstone-fc.com

In fairness to them, it's a former step 5 ground that they took over 10 years ago and have only had the funds to make gradual incremental improvements over time. The place is a hodgepodge and they have very little space so can't just build a stand with all those facilities.

 

[doveranddover]

it's more the odd pictures i was posting about

 

[masi51]

In fairness to them, it's a former step 5 ground that they took over 10 years ago and have only had the funds to make gradual incremental improvements over time. The place is a hodgepodge and they have very little space so can't just build a stand with all those facilities.

Is that holker Street???

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Is that holker Street???

No it's Wealdstone - it says in the article.

 

[rudebwoyben]

it's more the odd pictures i was posting about

I’ll have to agree that a few of the pictures are incongruous.

 

[BarraMatt]

Is that holker Street???

Please can we get relegated so we don't have to put up with this awful facebook-esque banter anymore?

 

[Aberstone]

The photo of the shipping container turnstile is probably my favourite, that's also what away fans will be going through if any are permitted this season so enjoy...

Those ground improvements are a means to an end and I'm incredibly grateful to the loyal few supporters who have been working on these improvements. #Beebot has already covered the salient points about Grosvenor Vale but unfortunately with a short-term lease, the club would be stupid to spend large sums on improving infrastructure that make the ground fit for purpose in the National League when there's no security of tenure on the ground in the long-term.

 

[Chief Rocka]

This is Pools, a 'full time' professional club, begging for a friendly on twitter yesterday like we were some local park side, it was also posted on the same day we announced a 'volunteer initiative' asking for fans to fill in positions like, lottery ticket sellers, decorators, joiners, cleaners and even Hangus the fucking monkey.

What the fucks happened to us.