Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[JaredSUFC]

This is Pools, a 'full time' professional club, begging for a friendly on twitter yesterday like we were some local park side, it was also posted on the same day we announced a 'volunteer initiative' asking for fans to fill in positions like, lottery ticket sellers, decorators, joiners, cleaners and even Hangus the fucking monkey.

What the fucks happened to us.

You’re finally non-league. Congratulations and welcome to the club!

 

[Chief Rocka]

You’re finally non-league. Congratulations and welcome to the club!

When do I get my tin foil covered cut out of the FA Cup?

 

[Joe.]

This is Pools, a 'full time' professional club, begging for a friendly on twitter yesterday like we were some local park side, it was also posted on the same day we announced a 'volunteer initiative' asking for fans to fill in positions like, lottery ticket sellers, decorators, joiners, cleaners and even Hangus the fucking monkey.

What the fucks happened to us.

Nothing screams non-league more than that!

It's a shame you only want a NE club though. I'm sure we'd be happy to fill the void, will miss our 0-1 victory this season.

 

[CFC91]

This is Pools, a 'full time' professional club, begging for a friendly on twitter yesterday like we were some local park side, it was also posted on the same day we announced a 'volunteer initiative' asking for fans to fill in positions like, lottery ticket sellers, decorators, joiners, cleaners and even Hangus the fucking monkey.

What the fucks happened to us.

Been a bit of a kick up from our fans for advertising for volunteers also. Personally don't see much wrong with us getting uni students in to help out with the media or commercial side of the business. Great experience for anyone wanting to work in that area further down the line.

 

[EnglishRed]

This is Pools, a 'full time' professional club, begging for a friendly on twitter yesterday like we were some local park side, it was also posted on the same day we announced a 'volunteer initiative' asking for fans to fill in positions like, lottery ticket sellers, decorators, joiners, cleaners and even Hangus the fucking monkey.

What the fucks happened to us.

Do you think they'd consider a semi pro team in the Dutch sixth tier? I know a guy...

 

[Chief Rocka]

Been a bit of a kick up from our fans for advertising for volunteers also. Personally don't see much wrong with us getting uni students in to help out with the media or commercial side of the business. Great experience for anyone wanting to work in that area further down the line.

No problem with a volunteer media team, we have one, it can be a little cringe to read at times but I suppose they're targeting a much younger audience on there and not myself, but volunteers on a match day is a recipe for disaster, people will soon get sick and you need a plan B when people stop turning up to do their roles, the club is like a ghost town, there's three people running it today and they want volunteers to fill in roles that three months ago were paid positions at the club.

 

[JaredSUFC]

When do I get my tin foil covered cut out of the FA Cup?

I may have a spare from 2017 somewhere

 

[iesty wfc]

We announced our new signing Anthony Jeffrey with a video of him nearly drowning on the pre season team bonding gorge walk

https://twitter.com/x/status/1304087236175069184

 

[ForzaCounty]

I thought you were exaggerating, but no, that's an actual video of Wrexham AFC nearly killing their new winger

Wow

 

[PuB]

Not sure that’s tinpot, but it is fucking weird

 

[The_Boss]

That was very disturbing!

 

[iesty wfc]

im sure that was also our manager laughing manically after he resurfaces!!

 

[rudebwoyben]

We announced our new signing Anthony Jeffrey with a video of him nearly drowning on the pre season team bonding gorge walk

https://twitter.com/x/status/1304087236175069184

That’s traumatic man.

 

[Master D]

Not sure that’s tinpot, but it is fucking weird

It freaked me out watching it. How the fuck did he get down there for a start.

 

[ForzaCounty]

I bet Wrexham make their trialists do a round of Russian Roulette and everything

 

[Master D]

I bet Wrexham make their trialists do a round of Russian Roulette and everything

Worse, we make them sign with us.

 

[BarraMatt]

 

[Monkey Tennis]

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Why did they spell "Welcome" wrong???

 

[Raymondo316]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1304680349386108928

 

[BarraMatt]

Why did they spell "Welcome" wrong???

Just heard it was from the actual club as well not some fans.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Just heard it was from the actual club as well not some fans.

I genuinely thought it was an attempt at banter, like "welcome to the same level as Morecambe" or something. Baffling waste of time and money.

 

[iesty wfc]

Why did they spell "Welcome" wrong???

probably only had so many characters to use on the banner

 

[Monkey Tennis]

probably only had so many characters to use on the banner

Well obviously, but there are other letters I'd lose instead, like "FC" - as if it's not already obvious who it's from.

 

[Raymondo316]

I don't know where else to put this but here

https://twitter.com/x/status/1305048391035092993

 

[rudebwoyben]

I don't know where else to put this but here

https://twitter.com/x/status/1305048391035092993

That is very charming to be honest.

 

[EnglishRed]

Has he beamed in from the 1950s?

 

[PuB]

I don't know where else to put this but here

https://twitter.com/x/status/1305048391035092993

By Jove, I bloody like that!

 

[ForzaCounty]

"What did you think of the red card"

"Well, there was a tree in the way"

Wonderful

 

[The_Boss]

I would love him to be our owner.

 

[Casey]

Huzzah to that. Let's all raise a glass of Bourgogne to Wick.

Casey