Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[shoddycollins]

You may laugh but nobody seems to have made th powers that be at Carlisle United aware of this fact.

 

[Andy Harrier]

https://twitter.com/richhill11/status/606154004561858562

Not sure if this is a real Twitter account. If it is, I've only just discovered it, but this was Richard Hill's response to a Luton fan describing Lafayette as John Still's worst signing.

 

[Kenneth E End]

He was his worst signing. Nowhere near good enough for L2 football and I'm sceptical as to how much impact he'll have in the Conference next season.

 

[Luke Imp]

"...you was..."

 

[gijsbert_bos]

Outside Lidl, and one's drinking what appears to be a 1990s-vintage bottle of Hooch. Through a pink straw. In the middle of the day.

 

[Pliny Harris]

So much love for the Alfreton gal-fretons.

 

[HertsWolf]

Outside Lidl, and one's drinking what appears to be a 1990s-vintage bottle of Hooch. Through a pink straw. In the middle of the day.

The straw was what got your attention?

 

[HertsWolf]

The fans were out in force for the Bristol Rovers open top bus parade...
Although I'm reliably informed there were thousands locked out.

"Yeovil fan becomes UK's oldest trolley attendant"

There really should be a Simon Cowell-produced TV show to come up with more stories like this for your website.
Sometimes this shit makes itself up.
#YTGT

 

[HertsWolf]

Look, we didn't get to have any open-bustop parade so we had to make do with this.

Couldn't the team have just got on one of those open top bus tours of central London and let the fans know by tweet/FB? That would have been proper tinpot.

 

[HertsWolf]

Termalica Nieciecza will play in the Polish Ekstraklasa next season. The small village has only 750 citizens
The Equivalent of Boreham Wood in the Premier League!

Icelandic Third Division side KFR Hvolsvöllur play in a "stadium" that holds 1,000. The population of the entire village and 500 square kilometres around, including pets and horses, is around 825.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Outside Lidl, and one's drinking what appears to be a 1990s-vintage bottle of Hooch. Through a pink straw. In the middle of the day.

Just saying but by the time they announced the winning kit it was nearly 9pm so not the middle of the day. And it was taken outside Bleuys Aussie Stakehouse it just happens that Lidl is across the road!

 

[HertsWolf]

Just saying but by the time they announced the winning kit it was nearly 9pm so not the middle of the day. And it was taken outside Bleuys Aussie Stakehouse it just happens that Lidl is across the road!

Because precise geographical location and time of day of the photoshoot is what interests us.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Because precise geographical location and time of day of the photoshoot is what interests us.

No of course it doesnt but knowing the truth does doesnt it?

Anyway its a small point in the grand scheming of things.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Decided to have it as my new avatar minus Lidl in the background #tinpotandproud

 

[Master D]

Outside Lidl, and one's drinking what appears to be a 1990s-vintage bottle of Hooch. Through a pink straw. In the middle of the day.

3,2,1.

 

[gijsbert_bos]

3,1,2

 

[DarkSithLord]

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[Naitch]

Bet 'dis' was a 'groit craic'

 

[Pliny Harris]

Bet 'dis' was a 'groit craic'

My word that's grim. I think I saw a worse one being advertised at a Leeds social club though: a "The Stig" impersonator. Fella just had to turn up in racing gear and say nowt for a couple of hours, and he's £100 to the good.

 

[localhero]

Bet 'dis' was a 'groit craic'

The original Mrs Browns Boys is one of the worst things I've ever seen so I can't even imagine how bad this would be. Are there seriously people out there who would pay 12 quid to watch that kind of shite?

 

[AmbiguousBon]

"Yeovil fan becomes UK's oldest trolley attendant"

There really should be a Simon Cowell-produced TV show to come up with more stories like this for your website.
Sometimes this shit makes itself up.
#YTGT

We already tried that and ended up with this:

 

[rudebwoyben]

We already tried that and ended up with this:

WTF is that?!

 

[LlayDragon]

I love this thread.

 

[Murphy]

Appears this thread is going through a phase of shit attempts at entertainments. Would like to nominate our entry, 'The Daggerettes', who were absolutely woeful, so much so that the poor bastards came round with collection buckets at the end of the season a few years ago - at least they acknowledged they needed lessons. Can't count how many times they dropped a member (Stop that laughing at the back).

 

[Naitch]

The original Mrs Browns Boys is one of the worst things I've ever seen so I can't even imagine how bad this would be. Are there seriously people out there who would pay 12 quid to watch that kind of shite?

There's more than enough of them for it to be back 'thanks to popular demand'
http://www.mansfieldtown.net/news/article/mrs-brown-returns-to-mansfield-1859089.aspx

and imagine no more!

 

[Pliny Harris]

I'm glad we haven't had half time entertainment for a while. There was an excruciating one when we were in the Conference North courtesy of the local Mixenden Band. This bald middle aged man popping his joints to a version of YMCA with a group of kids hitting bin lids with slippers.

 

[Habbinalan]

If only they weren't

1. fit
2. wearing posh blue
3. playing half decent metal
4. waving their asses at the Habbin
5. I give up, I can tolerate tinpot.

Skip to 1:20 and just enjoy.

 

[HertsWolf]

I'm glad we haven't had half time entertainment for a while. There was an excruciating one when we were in the Conference North courtesy of the local Mixenden Band. This bald middle aged man popping his joints to a version of YMCA with a group of kids hitting bin lids with slippers.

I first read this as "hitting bin lids with kippers". Was impressed.

 

[Raymondo316]

Here you have our attempt at half time entertainment

 

[shoddycollins]

I first read this as "hitting bin lids with kippers". Was impressed.

#Yorkshire