Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[TimeyWimey]

League Two clubs will be meeting this week to discuss denying Leyton Orient entry to the Football League due to their terrible tinpotness.

Congratulations @LFC on winning the Champions League this evening.

Turns out only 🏆 winners train at the @BreyerGStadium! 😉#LOFC #OnlyOneOrient pic.twitter.com/cl304Fiqh8

— Leyton Orient FC (@leytonorientfc) June 1, 2019

 

[PaulHaddock]

Not strictly tinpot but everyone should check out Chris Zebroski’s Twitter...

 

[rudebwoyben]

I’d class a sleeping giant as a team that’s spent a lot of time at a certain level but have dropped off it, so for the idiot to describe them as a sleeping giant because they might be capable of getting to a league they’ve never yet come anywhere close to, is complete bollocks.

They did beat a lot of current Football League teams when they were in the Southern League at the end of the 19th century.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Not strictly tinpot but everyone should check out Chris Zebroski’s Twitter...

What’s his Twitter handle?

 

[EnglishRed]

What’s his Twitter handle?

His account has been deleted but if you search on twitter you can see all the retweets.

What an idiot

 

[Meadow]

His account has been deleted but if you search on twitter you can see all the retweets.

What an idiot

https://fanbanter.co.uk/experienced...ating-scum-as-wife-hacks-his-twitter-account/

 

[EnglishRed]

I suppose its just the latest in a long line of good life decisions Zebroski has made (and I don't just mean playing for The Vision).

 

[Chief Rocka]

The guy is a piece of shit but I can admire his persistence when he's working with responses like 'U no wjete I been your the 1 who been long'

I'd rather just knock one out and leave it tbh.

 

[rudebwoyben]

The guy is a piece of shit but I can admire his persistence when he's working with responses like 'U no wjete I been your the 1 who been long'

I'd rather just knock one out and leave it tbh.

It’s like deciphering some nonsensical code. What does “Os.ot for u” mean?

 

[#Beebot]

Pretty much every non-league division has a couple of clubs who claim they have "the foundations to make the National League" or similar. Egham Town said that a couple of years ago, last season they were relegated to step 5 with average attendances below 100.

 

[LlayDragon]

https://fanbanter.co.uk/experienced...ating-scum-as-wife-hacks-his-twitter-account/

I haven't laughed so much in a long time.

 

[Steve_Wafc]

It’s like deciphering some nonsensical code. What does “Os.ot for u” mean?

What the fuck is a soggy..

 

[Raymondo316]

We couldn’t resist.

Sorry @wesley__burns 🤷🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/z1MgokHvrh

— Fleetwood Town FC (@ftfc) May 29, 2019

 

[Dagenham Dave]

We couldn’t resist.

Sorry @wesley__burns 🤷🏻‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/z1MgokHvrh

— Fleetwood Town FC (@ftfc) May 29, 2019

How utterly ridiculous. There’s no way in hell that’s genuine footage of fleetwood supporters.

 

[Raymondo316]

WRITTEN OFF AGAIN

14 months after losing a play-off final at Wembley to get to the Football League, Boreham Wood are now the bookies favourites to go down (https://www.paddypower.com/football/english-national-league)

14 months after losing a play-off final at Wembley to get to the Football League, we’re now tipped by the Non-League Paper to go down (https://www.thenonleaguefootballpaper.com/columnists/alex-narey/27139/moors-are-the-pick-for-me/)

14 months after losing a play-off final at Wembley to get to the Football League, we’ll again have the smallest support base ever seen in the National League (https://www.nonleaguematters.co.uk/divisions/1/)

In truth it’s exactly how we like it – we know we’re the epitome of the little club nobody likes, a club with no fans, a club with no hope and a club who’s only role is to make up the numbers and be cannon fodder for the likes of Notts County, Chesterfield, Wrexham, Hartlepool and Barnet.

So come on you Wood fans, come on the community, come and get your season ticket, let’s get our sales over 450 and sign up for your season of pain, sign up to torture yourself and see if all our doubters are correct.

Come on force yourself to come and watch us prove everyone wrong once again and let’s believe in ourselves, in our ethos and in each other as week after week we’ll be trying to tweak the noses of these giants of the National League.

Our fantastic Early Bird Season Ticket offer of £149 for Adults & OAP’s, which works out at £6.47 a game, expires tonight at midnight so hurry and CLICK HERE to take advantage before it’s too late!

#WeAreTheWood

https://www.borehamwoodfootballclub.co.uk/uncategorized/written-off-again/

 

[Monkey Tennis]

At least they acknowledge they've got no fans.

 

[Master D]

For them, that's not even close to being in the top 10 weirdest statements they've ever made.

I'm not even going to click on their website just in case they charge you for it, like they do everything else.

 

[Soup Ladle]

What the fuck is a soggy..

Must be the fat slapper's minge.

 

[Luke Imp]

WRITTEN OFF AGAIN

14 months after losing a play-off final at Wembley to get to the Football League, Boreham Wood are now the bookies favourites to go down (https://www.paddypower.com/football/english-national-league)

14 months after losing a play-off final at Wembley to get to the Football League, we’re now tipped by the Non-League Paper to go down (https://www.thenonleaguefootballpaper.com/columnists/alex-narey/27139/moors-are-the-pick-for-me/)

14 months after losing a play-off final at Wembley to get to the Football League, we’ll again have the smallest support base ever seen in the National League (https://www.nonleaguematters.co.uk/divisions/1/)

In truth it’s exactly how we like it – we know we’re the epitome of the little club nobody likes, a club with no fans, a club with no hope and a club who’s only role is to make up the numbers and be cannon fodder for the likes of Notts County, Chesterfield, Wrexham, Hartlepool and Barnet.

So come on you Wood fans, come on the community, come and get your season ticket, let’s get our sales over 450 and sign up for your season of pain, sign up to torture yourself and see if all our doubters are correct.

Come on force yourself to come and watch us prove everyone wrong once again and let’s believe in ourselves, in our ethos and in each other as week after week we’ll be trying to tweak the noses of these giants of the National League.

Our fantastic Early Bird Season Ticket offer of £149 for Adults & OAP’s, which works out at £6.47 a game, expires tonight at midnight so hurry and CLICK HERE to take advantage before it’s too late!

#WeAreTheWood

https://www.borehamwoodfootballclub.co.uk/uncategorized/written-off-again/

Is that even true? NFU, Histon, Hayes?

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Is that even true? NFU, Histon, Hayes?

Can't get smaller than zero.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Is that even true? NFU, Histon, Hayes?

For me, Fisher Athletic have always set the benchmark for pathetically sized fan bases at this level.
I like the way that B’wood admit that their brand of football is unwatchable dross too: “ Come on, force yourself to come and watch us.”

 

[Raymondo316]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1138717572747190272

 

[Monkey Tennis]

I'm sure that meme will go viral.

 

[chief]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1139280301400711169

 

[Steve_Wafc]

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, him or his moustache.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Any translation available for that?

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Coming to a non-league side soon!

 

[rudebwoyben]

Any translation available for that?

I’m glad to say that I didn’t understand a word of that!

 

[MrGloverLover]

I've heard that as of yesterday we've sold 150 season tickets for next year.

 

[Steve_Wafc]

I've heard that as of yesterday we've sold 150 season tickets for next year.

That’s 150 more than I thought you’d have sold, considering that it’s not guaranteed if you’ll even start the season yet.