National League 2021/22

[B2TF]

Halifax? - you won't get away with any modern, posh, vegetarian or in any way woke shit in that part of Yorkshire

I think you'll find we are the Shoreditch of the North, chuck.

 

[B2TF]

For the 82726493th time, we are NOT ’fan owned’

Yeah you are, our fans own ya, every time.

 

[Son of Cod]

I think you'll find we are the Shoreditch of the North, chuck.

Absolute wankers as far as the eye can see?

 

[OneDecentLester]

Yeah you are, our fans own ya, every time.

We might as well own you considering we like taking your best players

 

[Fyldefan]

You recently got out of it easily enough though.

You must be joking lad. We were shafted 2 years on the bounce as you well know. As everybody knows. We brought to many eyes to the division with our brand of free flowing football. The likes You cloggers down here have never seen before or since. Murdering teams 7 nil. Too many eyes meant to much looking into the top brass and they couldn’t have their shady deals getting exposed (barrow getting gifted promotion springs to mind, by all accounts a big brown envelope was involved)

....but after all is said and done. We’ll be back better than ever. You wait and see

Roll on the start of the season. I only hope they don’t shaft us for 3 seasons on the bounce. Could well happen though.

 

[Soup Ladle]

You must be joking lad. We were shafted 2 years on the bounce as you well know. As everybody knows. We brought to many eyes to the division with our brand of free flowing football. The likes You cloggers down here have never seen before or since. Murdering teams 7 nil. Too many eyes meant to much looking into the top brass and they couldn’t have their shady deals getting exposed (barrow getting gifted promotion springs to mind, by all accounts a big brown envelope was involved)

....but after all is said and done. We’ll be back better than ever. You wait and see

Roll on the start of the season. I only hope they don’t shaft us for 3 seasons on the bounce. Could well happen though.

Tinpot thread please

 

[Master D]

Tinpot thread please

Is there a Vanarama Tinpot North thread it can go in?

 

[Fyldefan]

Is there a Vanarama Tinpot North thread it can go in?

I’ll start one

 

[EnglishRed]

FLYDE 2024 FOOTBALL LEAGUE PROMOTION BID

 

[chief]

We appear to be joint favourites with Stockport on Skybet.

Not sure how they've figured that one out given we don't yet have a manager and haven't signed anyone.

Boreham Wood at 40/1 is a great each way shout if you don't mind selling your soul.

 

[Master D]

Boreham Wood at 40/1 is a great each way shout if you don't mind selling your soul.

Are they charging for souls these days as well?

 

[nuffsaid]

Not sure why a Fylde 'fan' keeps on posting on the wrong part of the forum. He shouldn't be allowed on here next season either as Fylde will be in League 2 - well that's what it says on their shirts. Dave Haythornthwaite, football chairman, pal of Nigel Farage and expert on travelling between parallel universes it would seem.

 

[Fyldefan]

Not sure why a Fylde 'fan' keeps on posting on the wrong part of the forum. He shouldn't be allowed on here next season either as Fylde will be in League 2 - well that's what it says on their shirts. Dave Haythornthwaite, football chairman, pal of Nigel Farage and expert on travelling between parallel universes it would seem.

Who the fuck is this guy!!!

Get back in your box. Joker

 

[jacobncfc]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1409074024496308226

He’s alive!

 

[EnglishRed]

unfortunately after that training session hes now out for three months.

 

[nuffsaid]

Who the fuck is this guy!!!

Get back in your box. Joker

No denials I see, btw the way why on Earth are you called the Coasters when your grounds past and present are nowhere near the coast.

 

[Fyldefan]

No denials I see, btw the way why on Earth are you called the Coasters when your grounds past and present are nowhere near the coast.

No denials here bro. Hang on, I’ll just give the owner a bell and get back to you

 

[Fyldefan]

unfortunately after that training session hes now out for three months.

Have your men signed anyone yet? Need to get my bets in early for promotion.

 

[Stoney Ground]

Have your men signed anyone yet? Need to get my bets in early for promotion.

York and Darlington

 

[GTFCfish]

Fylde/Stockport BEEF.

 

[Fyldefan]

Fylde/Stockport BEEF.

No beef on our side. We’re drenched in the sort of achievements many clubs can only dream of and Stocky and WNM seem sound enough to me. Just the odd turnip that comes on here and takes a swing at us because we’re famous. Hey, I’m used to it. Bulletproof

 

[EnglishRed]

Have your men signed anyone yet? Need to get my bets in early for promotion.

Keep your eyes peeled this week.

 

[Robshep]

No beef on our side. We’re drenched in the sort of achievements many clubs can only dream of and Stocky and WNM seem sound enough to me. Just the odd turnip that comes on here and takes a swing at us because we’re famous. Hey, I’m used to it. Bulletproof

Could you type in bold please. Its difficult to hear you from down there.
You must have very happy supporters because you are definitely the most made up club in England.
Do not try to respond. We have more fans having a piss at half time than you get in your ground most games.

 

[Fyldefan]

Could you type in bold please. Its difficult to hear you from down there.
You must have very happy supporters because you are definitely the most made up club in England.
Do not try to respond. We have more fans having a piss at half time than you get in your ground most games.

Welcome to the forum

 

[Robshep]

Welcome to the forum

Left it in 2018 but like to keep in touch with non league because it was enjoyable in an horrific way.

 

[B2TF]

Absolute wankers as far as the eye can see

You need to get out of Grimsby more, then.

 

[Son of Cod]

You need to get out of Grimsby more, then.

I live about 15 minutes walk away from Shoreditch and haven't been to Grimsby in absolutely ages.

 

[chief]

I live about 15 minutes walk away from Shoreditch and haven't been to Grimsby in absolutely ages.

Being in this league is excellent for you then. 98.3% of your away games are local.

 

[Son of Cod]

Being in this league is excellent for you then. 98.3% of your away games are local.

Yeah, it's loads better than League 2 for London/South East based fans. Another reason why I wasn't really arsed at all about dropping down!

 

[MrGloverLover]

The inevitable is starting to happen. Our Chairman has today registered yet another new company, this one with its address at Huish Park.

Nature of business? “development of building projects”

The other director? Jed McCrory.

He'll soon come out of hiding for his regular 6 monthly message to the fans telling us there's nothing to be concerned about.