National League Fixtures - 18/8/2018

[Master D]

What in the name of utter fuck is wrong with Aldershot this season. Currently costing me about 2 grand here by losing to some new no-mark tinpotters at home.

Knew I shouldn't have put them on.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

It's my weekly we're going down post.

Fuck sake. We haven't even lost to anybody good which is what seals it.

Boreham, Maidstone, Aldershot and now Halifax. We've managed to be worse. Goodness knows what will happen when the decent sides play us.

What's the actual position with Dagenham off the pitch?

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

What in the name of utter fuck is wrong with Aldershot this season. Currently costing me about 2 grand here by losing to some new no-mark tinpotters at home.

Knew I shouldn't have put them on.

tbf, Harrogate have a few quid behind them I believe.

 

[E10rifle]

Two sides destined for mid-table faffing about in E10.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Boom, Orient penalty. Ricketts brings down Koroma. Come on Bonne, don't fuck up...

Edit: He doesn't fuck up. 1-0. Almost in the play offs!

 

[Soup Ladle]

Odds on Bird scoring a hat trick in the 88th, 89th and 90th minutes?

He's been substituted and I've just lost my life savings. Cheers for that. Rats for dinner now, but I suppose it's good practice for Brexit.

 

[Master D]

We've conceded an association football goal.

 

[E10rifle]

Two sides destined for mid-table faffing about in E10.

Talked it in. All together now: “ONE NIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL TO THE BRO-THER-HOOD....!”

 

[Leewilson]

What's the actual position with Dagenham off the pitch?

We need an investor. Not in any serious danger of going under any more I think now that we've got higher earners off the wage bill. But unless we get someone to put a bit of money in to allow us to buy a better quantity of player, then we're screwed. From the fans forum last week, we're in talks with a few people but nothing at a majorly advanced stage at present. We had a couple that initially looked promising but fell through.

Our squad is likeable. They're largely kids who are chomping at the bit to impress so I can't honestly get on their back as they're doing their best. In every game so far, we've competed, played pretty well in patches but crumbled at the first sign of any real pressure. Teams like that only go one way.

 

[John Still]

What's the actual position with Dagenham off the pitch?

Have cut enough excess to get through this season and this squad is the reality of that. Any other big earners will leave at the end of this one and we will be back to square one. Part time should be the outcome but board have said they want to remain full time but we clearly can’t afford that on our crowds.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Talked it in. All together now: “ONE NIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL TO THE BRO-THER-HOOD....!”

All the brotherhood are winning except Chesterfield. Deep down, I knew they were too big for the 'hood.

 

[Urban]

2-0 down.

I’m at a loss, what more words are there that can be said? I genuinely, really do think this is the end for my football club. There are bigger things in life of course, but this is awful. We’ll be the next team to fall into regional league obscurity. And it’s completely, fully deserved too. The club is rotten to the core.

I actually said there were no more words and then wrote more, lol. Fuck you John Still, fuck you Kleanthous, fuck you Mark McGhee.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Absolute panic stations here

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Of course Hartlepool have conceded.

 

[Soup Ladle]

It's coming isn't it?

 

[Ronaldo to Wrexham]

3 v 1 wrexham. .fondop talem.

 

[Master D]

Take back everything I said about Fondop to that Halifax fan in the summer. The lad has been a revelation. He'll be gone in January at this rate.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Sounds like a miracle that Jamal Fyfield hasn't been sent off, for what should be a third yellow.

 

[Master D]

Salford just scored. And I just vomited.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Welcome to non-league Chesterfield.

Oh good, I notice Sam Muggleton came on.

Orient win. Boom.

 

[Soup Ladle]

FT 2-1 Pools. We have officially smashed Maidenhead.

I had this GIF ready for when we fucked it up

, I'll post it anyway.

 

[Leewilson]

2-0 down.

I’m at a loss, what more words are there that can be said? I genuinely, really do think this is the end for my football club. There are bigger things in life of course, but this is awful. We’ll be the next team to fall into regional league obscurity. And it’s completely, fully deserved too. The club is rotten to the core.

I actually said there were no more words and then wrote more, lol. Fuck you John Still, fuck you Kleanthous, fuck you Mark McGhee.

We'll race you there...

 

[chipmunx]

lost 1-0 to Maidstone - lots of possession and corners - but couldn't score. good performance - bad result

 

[E10rifle]

All the brotherhood are winning except Chesterfield. Deep down, I knew they were too big for the 'hood.

They will reluctantly receive belated full membership to the Brotherhood upon their now-inevitable bottom-half finish.

 

[spireite]

Bloody hell, that's knocked my duck off that has. Should have won that. Can't keep dropping points like this

 

[spireite]

Welcome to non-league Chesterfield.

Oh good, I notice Sam Muggleton came on.

Orient win. Boom.

He chucked a throw straight intut back ut net and the ref ruled it out. For me, if you can lob the ball into the net from that far away, you deserve for it to stand. Scandalous

 

[Southern Shayman]

It's my weekly we're going down post.

Fuck sake. We haven't even lost to anybody good which is what seals it.

Boreham, Maidstone, Aldershot and now Halifax. We've managed to be worse. Goodness knows what will happen when the decent sides play us.

You were a lot better after your goal tbf

We weren’t great today, but thankfully didn’t need to be

 

[Fyldefan]

Beat Dover 4 nil. Very comfortable and if we’d of started better it would of been 6 or 7. No disrespect to Dover but I think they’ll go down. Didn’t see anything from them. Shadow of their side from last season.

As for us, we’re far more solid this season. Byrne is the best defender we’ve ever had and Toure is class. Sutton away next which I think is the toughest fixture of the season. I would take a point right now

 

[Chief Rocka]

Phew, made hard work of that at the end.

Boring first half, we had a few half chances without really causing them any threat, our only out ball seemed to be a long ball forward to James and Muir to run onto, they had two absolute units at the back and they were just eating it up.

Second half we played football on the deck and passed them to pieces, they were never in it, it was plain sailing until we conceded from a daft corner and the team just panicked, big credit for finally holding on to a lead this time.

Maidenhead were poor but looked a lot better when they finally dragged Ryan Bird off the pitch.

 

[Benfcht]

Probably our worst performance of the season so far today but we still won because Dagenham were somehow worse. We played a lot of long ball today which was frustrating to watch, maybe a sign of fatigue due to the Saturday, Tuesday fixtures. Dagenham looked tired as well so wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if that was the case. Goals came from Matty Kosylo (watch out again for him) with a fantastic solo goal and Jonathan Edwards who got a little touch from Nathan Clarke’s header to help the ball in. Another goal from a corner! Boreham Wood away next which will be a stern test.