Night of the Werewolves - The Legend of Black Shuck

[Toffee_Joe]

I vote JonBCFC for mayor.

As the village carpenter it is most important we all work together to nail these wolves.

 

[Techno Natch]

Just so you all know if we do run out of fish I will be able to offer Rats as a alternative, high in protein and full of antioxidants, nice and tender if you stew them for around 12 hours.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

I am also able to offer my rat...

 

[RavenBish]

I just want to make friends so I will cowardly bow to popular opinion and also vote Last Request for Mayor

News of the Wolf attacks have reached my wife back home and I fear I may not make it through the night...

If your wives are also worried then head on down to RavenBish Supplies. We sell various security equipment to help you Protect against these attacks haunting our village. Silver bullets now on offer for only £15.99 and I'll throw in Atomic Kitten Greatest Hits to sweeten the deal. We're over on the high street, so head on down and let us help you.

 

[Spirederman]

Oid've loved to be this ear villages Mayor, but seems loikes Oi'm nots very pop'lar round these paaarts.

So Oi'ms throwings me votes ins. 'N oi votes for JonBCFC to be our mayor. Just the types of man's you needs in toimes of troubles loikes this.

Oi don't trusts that there Priest arounds heres. Oi've heard some naaasty stories abouts what's he gets upto's with those poor young lad's that goes ins fer Choir practice on a weekends. Oi can'ts put my weights into a campaign for a man such as that's.

 

[TomPNE94]

I'M A WOLF

I vote RavenBish for Mayor.

 

[Spirederman]

Too many mayors spoil Joe's brothel.

'N thee'd know all abouts things loikes that's, wouldn't you Mr. Priest. A man's o the cloth? Dunt mek me laaaaf. Oi've thoughts many a toimes about throwing thee in me cells, when Oi've spotteds ya comings outs a that theres filthy establishment. Oi'll bides me toimes though, n'll gets yer for thems serious offences you bin a doing to them theres young men's o this village.

Oi'm telling thee Mr.Priest oi wants nowt but best for this village, and Oi'll expose yer dirty little secrets and locks yer up befores too longs.And whens Oi's dunnit, Mr Priest, me g'd mates Aberstone The Executioner will be next to gi thee your justs desserts.

 

[Mr Elmo]

This village here be a bit quiet tonight. Are the wolves in town so ever'one is hidin' away? I need another drink, rovers please.

 

[Spirederman]

This village here be a bit quiet tonight. Are the wolves in town so ever'one is hidin' away? I need another drink, rovers please.

Fisherman's Elmo. Oi begs thee, dunt gets thee sen, too drunkard tonoights.

Yer a g'd friends, n oi'd hates to be throwings yer in yer cell, come chucking outs toimes.

 

[StagsForLife]

I vote Last Request as mayor.

 

[Spirederman]

I vote Last Request as mayor.

Oi can'ts believes this man keeps getting votes to be this ear villages Mayor.
Can nones o yous be seeing what oi sees.
A filthy Priest who takes advantsage, of this ear villages young uns?

 

[SALTIRE]

Oooh me head, Steady's ale caves it in! I'm a bit behind on a' things butchery today fella's, but dinna worry, I'll get yer meat oot tae ya shortly!

As a practical man mesel', I had a think aboot who'd be the best tae deal with this grevious menace, and fir that reason, I vote for JonBCFC as the man I think would be apt for riddin' us o' these de'il dugs!

 

[StagsForLife]

Oi can'ts believes this man keeps getting votes to be this ear villages Mayor.
Can nones o yous be seeing what oi sees.
A filthy Priest who takes advantsage, of this ear villages young uns?

The priest is innocent till fount guilty. He gets my vote as the holy lord will protect us from these beasts.

 

[HarvSFC]

I've returned to the village after hearing of the attack. There's a lot of business in this village and I'm here to put a stop those wolves from taking anymore business away from me. Now I'm a travelling man and I've been to places where wolves regularly attack sheep. There's not much difference between a werewolf and a normal wolf is there? I mean a werewolf is simply a wolf that attacks a group of people and someone shouts "wolf" while someone else shouts "where?" Right? Anyway, I've sold some "anti-wolf" tools to people before and they've proven to be successful. So just in luck, I just so happen to have "found" these tools on the way back after I heard what was happening here. These tools will be sold at a price however, so come looking for me, the smuggler if you want some form of defence, or any of my other goods.

I'll also vote Last Request for mayor.

 

[last request]

Oi can'ts believes this man keeps getting votes to be this ear villages Mayor.
Can nones o yous be seeing what oi sees.
A filthy Priest who takes advantsage, of this ear villages young uns?

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

John 8:7

 

[Spirederman]

Oi loves the G'd Lord, as oi expects everyone in this ear village does. Oi don't thinks this ear Priest of ours prays t' g'd Lord though. He's in cahoots with that there Satan,who oi expects has curseds this village with these hounds of deaths.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

After hours of trying to locate my cereal crops, I realised that the slag I've been smashing in secret must have taken them. What a cow, I do miss her though, she has a mighty fine lower region. I want her back but these bastard wolves are preventing that.

I vote last request for mayor, I feel he'll get back my lady.

 

[Techno Natch]

Oi can'ts believes this man keeps getting votes to be this ear villages Mayor.
Can nones o yous be seeing what oi sees.
A filthy Priest who takes advantsage, of this ear villages young uns?

You need to start providing evidence for your filthy lies or shut your rotten hole.

 

[StagsForLife]

It's been a quiet few hours at the barbers with no customers, my family have fled out of the town and I'm left with a few shavers and a couple of chairs. You lot should all get a trim now and again. Even you Dominic, I've noticed you've been looking a bit rough.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Not for me, my good barber friend. Whilst I admire your fine skills, the new lady friend likes my rough on the edges look. I don't want to disappoint when she returns.

 

[SALTIRE]

Not for me, my good barber friend. Whilst I admire your fine skills, the new lady friend likes my rough on the edges look. I don't want to disappoint when she returns.

You'd better get Stags tae cut yer tadge off the way yer carryin' on wi' wenches Dom!

 

[Stagat]

It's been a quiet few hours at the barbers with no customers, my family have fled out of the town and I'm left with a few shavers and a couple of chairs. You lot should all get a trim now and again. Even you Dominic, I've noticed you've been looking a bit rough.

Got any good magazines?

 

[The Hand of Dom]

You'd better get Stags tae cut yer tadge off the way yer carryin' on wi' wenches Dom!

Just the one my friend. What a fine lady she is. It's a lonely old place in the mill but she makes it all better. We also have a son together. Ahh life. I miss her.

 

[RavenBish]

I'M A WOLF

I vote RavenBish for Mayor.

It would be an honour kind citizen. Consider me an ally. Unless you actually are a wolf, then you can fuck right off.

 

[SALTIRE]

It's a lonely old place in the mill but she makes it all better.

A' can understand that pal, since ma wench deid due tae a misdemeanour involvin' me sausages, a' I hae is ma pigs, sheep an' cattle tae keep ma comp'ny...

 

[StagsForLife]

Got any good magazines?

Aye lad, come down soon time and I'll even throw in a discount.

 

[TomPNE94]

It's been a quiet few hours at the barbers with no customers, my family have fled out of the town and I'm left with a few shavers and a couple of chairs. You lot should all get a trim now and again. Even you Dominic, I've noticed you've been looking a bit rough.

Please can I book an appointment?

My fur needs a trim.

 

[Stagat]

Aye lad, come down soon time and I'll even throw in a discount.

Will you ask me where I'm going on holiday this year?

 

[Spirederman]

You need to start providing evidence for your filthy lies or shut your rotten hole.

Oi've all the proofs Oi needs. 'N anyroads, I wunt tell thee a bleedin thing, yer just a lowly rat catcher. We needs a bloody beast wolf Catcher and oi sees our village Bountys Hunters as that maaan. Moi woife has sin it too, her knows what that man gets up t'.

 

[Aberstone]

It's been a quiet few hours at the barbers with no customers, my family have fled out of the town and I'm left with a few shavers and a couple of chairs. You lot should all get a trim now and again. Even you Dominic, I've noticed you've been looking a bit rough.

It's the day of the Sabbath. How dare you commence trade on the Lord's Day!