Night of the Werewolves - The Legend of Black Shuck

[TomPNE94]

(Btw, I've been waiting to post that video for sooooo long)

 

[IanH]

Incoming Telegram...
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Hello fellow villagers STOP I know that many of you don't know me very well as I normally spend my days up in the fields surrounding our beautiful village STOP I would love to be with you this evening to partake in the discussion for who to vote for as mayor STOP However, in view of the fact that I am probably the only villager who would recognise the regular wolves of our shire, I thought it imperative that I stick to the hills and keep my trusty eye out on these troublesome werewolves STOP Plus, I have my flock to look after.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y1miyjYVr7

Good luck in remaining a solid community STOP Don't be too quick to point fingers STOP I shall send my vote within the next 24 hours via my trusty telegram machine, which the local whore JoeJoeJoeJoe can pick up from her whorfice (#dontjudgeme).

Yours truly STOP IanH, your friendly neighbourhood Shepherd STOP

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[RavenBish]

Greetings, I am but a humble Merchant. Swing by whenever you like to pick up supplies and gear and stuff.

I accept sexual favours as payment, from women. I don't think there are any women on here though.

 

[Aberstone]

Vote me, the wolfie hatter, as your mayor and you will all regret it for a long time.

You are quite literally the boy who cried wolf.

 

[TomPNE94]

I AM A WOLF

 

[Techno Natch]

Incoming Telegram...
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Hello fellow villagers STOP I know that many of you don't know me very well as I normally spend my days up in the fields surrounding our beautiful village STOP I would love to be with you this evening to partake in the discussion for who to vote for as mayor STOP However, in view of the fact that I am probably the only villager who would recognise the regular wolves of our shire, I thought it imperative that I stick to the hills and keep my trusty eye out on these troublesome werewolves STOP Plus, I have my flock to look after.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y1miyjYVr7

Good luck in remaining a solid community STOP Don't be too quick to point fingers STOP I shall send my vote within the next 24 hours via my trusty telegram machine, which the local whore JoeJoeJoeJoe can pick up from her whorfice (#dontjudgeme).

Yours truly STOP IanH, your friendly neighbourhood Shepherd STOP

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The telegraph hasn't been invented yet, sounds like wolfcraft to me!

 

[Spirederman]

Aye tis a good point you mek there. 'owever, I don't go over t'top in givin' yer booze, I keep it sensible like.

Tha orways goes o'er top givin's thoi Ales out t' Farmers Stringy and Fishermans Elmo. Hoowww manys toimes 'ave oi asks thee not t' gi ems so much to drinks loike?
But tha nevers listens to owts oi sez do yer Rovers. Oi begs thee t' not lerrem 'ave as much t' sup this next weeks Rovers.

Oi'd reyt appreciates its, as its makes moi loife, a damn soight easier, keeps ems out o troubles, and meks it a noicer feeling int village.

 

[Spirederman]

N just dunt thee forgets Rovers, t'less orra commotion arounds heres, t'less chances o thems bleedins Wolves gerrin cloiser t' thee's and mee's village, n causin' problems that no man,woman nor choild loiked t' see er'round these paaarts.

I knows it's thee incomes, Barkeep, 'nd oi apologoises ifs oi'ves upsets thee in anys ways loike. Oi hopes me 'nd thees can be civil loike when we sees each others er'round int Village.

Be a reyt shame if that weren't case anymore, and tha didn't welcomes me in thee tavern anymores, for a few yards o thee's foinest ales's.

 

[last request]

"There's something terrible on the moors father."

That's what an old lady said to me this morning. Indeed, unless we deal with this EVIL that is terrorising our nights then I am afraid that the end for us all may be near.

In times like this we need the voice of god to lead us. I would be interested in hearing what Last request feels he can bring to the post.

This is a good point Mr. Rat-Catcher, as an honourable Christian man who attends church every Sunday (like we all do) I'd be interested to hear what last request can offer to the village as well.

My religion is not one that believes in reincarnation, but some part of me does feel that I have experienced events like this before in a previous life. I will have to pay a penance later for such SINFUL thoughts but I can't help believe them to be true. I think this 'past life experience' will serve us well if you decide to vote me as leader.

Just saying, gonna take one for the team.

I, the hatter, am a Wolf.

Goodnight, god bless.

Tis folly my boy, to say such things if by THE COLD LIGHT OF GOD'S DAY you are indeed innocent.

 

[This Charming Mike]

Free bread for one and all in these desperate, desperate times.

Your friendly neighbourhood Baker.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

My prices are located on the walls in the toilet of Steady's bar. Cash upfront is required and I don't want any cheapskates or freaks. I would recommend a visit to the Apothecary after your visit.

 

[last request]

Lightning crack above the crowd as they hurried into Steady's Tavern. Lukey was already in there serving up some stew of some kind. Ciderhead96 prodded the strange meat with his fork, this certainly wasn't the sort of stuff he was used to. He wondered what noise the meat made when it was alive, moo? oink? meow? The rest of the village had fled after the attack but 35 hardy souls had remained. They looked at each other as they had a pint to steady their nerves. They were all agreed on one thing, they needed to find a leader.

Certainly does make me question exactly what meat Ciderhead is used to. The rumour is that the creatures who terrorise our nights have the devil's teeth that rip human flesh to pieces.

 

[blade1889]

*swings through pub door with black cape flapping in the wind*

It is I....OH SHIT!

* runs off as the bounty hunter looks up *

 

[StagsForLife]

I'd like to throw my hat into the ring, I can promise peace and tranquillity to the land by destroying these wolves once and for all. Also free cuts for people who vote for me.

Yours sincerely
The Barber

 

[JonBCFC]

I'm also going to throw my hat into the ring to be mayor. I think i have the skills, and leadership required to be the right choice

#votebountyhunter

 

[last request]

Too many mayors spoil Joe's brothel.

 

[JJH]

Count me out for being mayor..

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Morning. Your local Miller has awoken.

Where did I put those cereal crops?

 

[Stagat]

Alright guys. New in town. Looking to buy an avocado and some mescaline. Who do I need to see?

 

[MagpieBee]

Morning all, your trusted moneylender here. Think of me less like Wonga, and more like a friendly face who could help you out with interest free loans in these times of trouble*.


*0% interest for the first 7 days followed by 12765% daily interest thereafter.Terms and conditions apply. Exceptions can be made.

 

[Mr Elmo]

I believe I can be a candidate for that mayor spot. For many years I had been supplying food for this now village of destruction, supplying food in the hardest way possible - Fishin'. For all the hardship I have to go through with sea storms and fish to catch everyday, I believe I should get some recognition for my work. I have picked up many skills throughout my Fishin' life on how to lead, direct and control harsh situations - Such as the one we are in now. Sure I like to get a little drunk on the fine ale we have here, but we all need it now in this sort of time.

Vote for your local Fisherman Elmo for mayor, you won't regret.

 

[yellow]

Hullo all…I'm a juggler in a one-man circus. In this time of despair I am putting on shows to try and lighten the mood. Putting a show on tonight - if you vote me as mayor you get free tickets.

Now, where can I buy some balls?

 

[Mr Elmo]

By the way, I have moved my harbour stall to just west of the Church so that no wolves come stealin' my prize fish.

Here's a fine example of what I'm selling for you today

 

[Stagat]

You caught those today, Mr Elmo's ?

 

[Mr Elmo]

All fresh and ready to sell, stocked up well as food shortages could happen too if we're not careful.

 

[Stagat]

Thanks for the info.

Got anything... else?

 

[Leewilson]

Morning all. I am a reet little Tinker, moving from town to town mending household objects in need for a fine price. If anyone has anything that needs fixing, I'll be your man. I be looking for a new horse as well. My last one disappeared during the night . I'm calling Wolfcraft. I need one to tow my caravan or else I be stuck here for too long.

 

[Mr Elmo]

There should be some more later... But I have to prepare to be away for a few hours to catch some new fish.

I'll get back later, just hope the wolfcraft isn't affecting any sort of sea storms, otherwise they'll be a shortage of fish.

 

[Magic]

How the fuck did this happen? This year has been horrific. We need a strong leader if we're going to get out of this. Stonemason here by the way, but you call call me Steve (Austin).

 

[Techno Natch]

Hullo all…I'm a juggler in a one-man circus. In this time of despair I am putting on shows to try and lighten the mood. Putting a show on tonight - if you vote me as mayor you get free tickets.

Now, where can I buy some balls?

Ah hullo there son! Back from London I see. What was your bussiness there anyway?

To many men here want the glory of being mayor but only one of us has the backing of god so my vote goes to Last Request. I just feel he will serve us well.