PL shit that doesn't need it's own thread.

[Munkiki]

"worst season for a long time"

2015–16: 11th P38 W11 D14 L13 F59 A55 +4 47pts (FA Cup SF, League Cup SF)
2014–15: 11th P38 W12 D11 L15 F48 A50 -2 47pts (FA Cup 3rd Rnd, League Cup 3rd Rnd)

Been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong year, eh?

 

[Arkan]

"worst season for a long time"

I think he means the fact that we recovered zero points from losing positions since early December. Most goals conceded since we finished 17th in 2004. And the fact he presided over our worst points haul at home in our history. 20 points from 18 games he got at Goodison before he was sacked.

As for the thread, it's a pointless thread and probably belongs in the PL stuff no one cares about thread.

 

[Pagnell]

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36328609

Shit... If this comes in to English football, City and Arsenal are fucked.

Corrected for accuracy.

 

[AFCB_Mark]

Manchester United, Chelsea and Manchester City put to shame by Bournemouth
*in value for money

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ity-put-to-shame-by-bournemouth-a7039506.html


Not sure it's entirely accurate to be honest, but for a bit of fun.

 

[SALTIRE]

David Ginola with a quadruple heart bypass then. Guess that's a wake up call to stop him smoking those high tar French fags.

 

[Abertawe]

Crouchy having a ball

https://www.facebook.com/TheFootyCo...087909492017/1047689671965170/?type=2&theater

 

[SALTIRE]

Oh Christ; he's back :

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ol-milan-return-football-chinese-super-league

 

[Stevencc]

Lallana on Mario...

 

[HarvSFC]

 

[Abertawe]

Bloody hell

 

[Pagnell]

Last month he said: “When it comes to my future I want to stay with Milan because I wasn’t happy at Liverpool and I don’t want to return there. And plus, Milan has the money. I’ve been doing well in my last two games, there are another six for me to prove myself. I feel in good shape physically at last and am relaxed.”

Oh dear Mario. After comments like that you must love the fact you're returning with your tail between your legs.

Hopefully we get rid quickly to whatever team is prepared to take his wages off the books. With his truly terrible Liverpool form in 14/15 and an astoundingly bad 1 goal in 20 games for Milan last season, I can't see Klopp giving him the time of day, never mind time on the pitch.

 

[HarvSFC]

Steven Davis signed a new three year deal yesterday.

Not sure why though, with this being our third "meltdown" in three years.

 

[Christian Slater]

Chelsea have released Falcao and Pato. If you'd come out of a coma, beginning in Peter Kenyon's Chelsea days and saw those releases you'd think Chelsea made it as the biggest club in the world.

 

[HarvSFC]

Which one, Falcao or Pato?

 

[Christian Slater]

City release Richard Wright, he made 0 appearances in 4 years and made £4.1m. Good for him.

Woe betide the English player stupid enough to sign his career away to fill that homegrown spot.

 

[Stevencc]

I'll do it.

 

[Christian Slater]

You're a rag though.

 

[Stevencc]

Speaking of RAGS do you reckon they made Wright polish the other lads' cars just so it at least seemed like he was earning his keep?

 

[Nilsson]

Good to see Chris Smalling enjoying his holidays.

 

[Stevencc]

Was he actually stung by a Jellyfish? I've read a few different things but that one made me laugh the most so I believed it.

 

[PDS]

Unfortunately it's not that exciting: https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-poisoning-chris-smalling-bali-hospital-visit
I did like the rumours of a 'surfing accident' though.

Amazing that this guy's in a hospital bed yet people are still asking for autographs

 

[Stevencc]

He shouldn't have ordered the Pribadi Asing.

 

[silkyman]

Not sure it's entirely accurate to be honest, but for a bit of fun.

Excerpt of a leaked memo from Boris Johnson to Brexit HQ?

 

[silkyman]

Unfortunately it's not that exciting: https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...-poisoning-chris-smalling-bali-hospital-visit
I did like the rumours of a 'surfing accident' though.

Amazing that this guy's in a hospital bed yet people are still asking for autographs

Hurt his fist too...

 

[Jamie_SFC]

Bertrand has signed a new 5 year deal.

Great stuff. Been one of the best LBs in the league since joining us.

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Abertawe]

Henry quits Arsenal coaching role after being given an ultimatum by Wenger. Tony Adams to replace him. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...y-Henry-Quit-Sky-say-goodbye-job-Arsenal.html

 

[SALTIRE]

I would.

 

[silkyman]

Colin Murray has quit talksport because he refuses to work with the Sun, which would be an inevitable consequence of the station being bought by NewsCorp.

 

[T.A]

Same reason why Stan Collymore was sacked too I presume?