Social Media Idiots

[TomPNE94]

Far from idiot but social media, has everyone seen snake and mouse?

No....

 

[Destruction]

No....

https://twitter.com/zoey_michele_/status/587440789313032193

 

[JimJams]

That's not gonna end well.

Although I suppose it was never meant to.

 

[Destruction]

That's not gonna end well.

Although I suppose it was never meant to.

Day 7 and they are both still going strong.

 

[JimJams]

So does the snake just starve then or is the mouse watching it's new BFF eat all his other family members?

 

[Mustard]

Somebody on my feed shared a picture of a bacon butty

I am English and love a bacon butty. Share this picture if you do and don't care what religion it upsets.

Well fuck me...

 

[mase]

Whenever i see posts along those sort of lines I can't help but think of:

 

[blade1889]

So I've complained quite a bit about this person posting Britain First photos. Predictably they are also a massive UKIP fan and have posted a hell of a lot of stuff about them recently. We're talking over 10 'shares' from the UKIP website or statuses about then a day. However this morning they provided me with some great entertainment...

 

[mnb089mnb]

I'd like to nominate myself in this thread for the feelings I get when my ex-girlfriend posts a reply to something I shared from the Guardian on my facebook page.

She is/was lovely though.

 

[StagsForLife]

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Damn. What a c***.

 

[SALTIRE]

The more people see of them in this election, even if its not party members but supporters; the more people see them for the xenophobic racists they are. Even Farage looks tired doing his campaigning as if he knows they'll be moving backwards into obscurity once more.

 

[SUTSS]

There's a house on the bus route I take every morning that has added to it's chimney a handwritten sign saying: 'MOST IMPORTANT VOTE SINCE 1945! VOTE UKIP!'

 

[RavenBish]

 

[blade1889]

Not necessarily being really stupid this time but still made me facpalm...


"Ukippers good tip. On voting day Thursday 7th take a pen don't mark ur voting slip in pencil xx"

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Stringy]

I could post every Facebook friend I have in this thread right now.

 

[Stringy]

60.9% of people in Mansfield voted, don't sit and moan now that the Conservatives have got in when you didn't vote!! How many i wish I voted status' this morning is ridiculous!

Labour won in Mansfield. I think someone needs to explain FPTP and apostrophes to her.

I don't know where people are plucking this theory out of the air that the tories what dismantle the NHS, if people did their research properly they would find that it has never been in their manifesto, anybody with a brain in their head would argue that the NHS needs more support as do I, it is one of our greatest institutes and something to be proud of at least with the Tories their money won't be wasted in silly areas and borrowed to anybody that sticks their hands out so there will be no money to put back into the NHS, plus with Labour waiting times would have gone through the roof so no one would ever get round to being treated anyway, and in the bigger picture, even if you work a minimum wage job and are working class you will benefit ,ore and have more money in your backpocket from the Tories in the long run, and this is coming from me an indivdual who comes from a lower class background, lived most of my life in a council house my step dad is miner, look at the bigger picture everybody, I didn't even vote Tories coz there is alot of things I do disagree with them on, but are they the lesser of two evils when it comes to them and Labour? By an absolute mile and I stand by my thinking with that. Anyway my opinion don't mean shit, I voted Lib Dem and they have all pretty much been kicked out of parliament so don't listen to me lol!!

9 lines of incoherent waffle... and breathe.

Ukip want to have the same immigration points as Australia do they get called racist no they look after their country how it should be 7 million imigrants came here under labour 2 million under tories yes Imigration is good for our country but it needs to be controlled better I personally believe the polish especially have the right to be here as they also fought for this land but a country can only have so many people in it before its overstressed

Any chance of a full stop with that sentence?

The biggest thing as a country we should support is our army!! Get a job with a good health plan or get insurance for your family for medical care stop un warranted Benifits only help those who truly need it and the rest basic!! Stop giving to the scum and foreign and give to our army who spend their life's fighting for a country who isnt supporting them back!

Random exclamation marks!!

Lets see if the Tory twat is true to his policies and gives us a referendum on Europe in 2017 cos I for one will vote us out..... We should run Britain not Brussels

Some people should be excluded from voting. They are too dim.

 

[blade1889]

Regardless of personal politics....that was tough reading. Especially the 2nd one, do they even English though?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Regardless of personal politics....that was tough reading. Especially the 2nd one, do they even English though?

Come again?

 

[blade1889]

Come again?

It was a sarcy piss-take about how bad their English was.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Ok, i'll whoosh myself.

Whoosh.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Seen this doing the rounds from a few. It's your fault the NHS is being sold off kids, you're the ones refusing to stump up 12p for a packet of Paracetamol.

 

[appletablepenny]

Apart from the last sentence, it is actually true.

 

[Pliny Harris]

I'd be delighted if no-one wrecked themselves on drink and drugs or went to A&E because a bit of dust got in their eye, but I somehow doubt the minority starting to pick their battles is the failsafe way out of this, or that it would have much of an effect on ideological NHS cuts at all. I've only seen that meme spread by fatties anyway.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Anyone else on Facebook getting clever wags from Sleaford or Borrowash or wherever marking themselves as "safe" from the May 12th Nepal earthquake?

 

[silkyman]

I'm guessing the author is a smoker...

 

[Stringy]

Anyone else on Facebook getting clever wags from Sleaford or Borrowash or wherever marking themselves as "safe" from the May 12th Nepal earthquake?

Made me laugh when I saw it. People need to chill out.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Made me laugh when I saw it. People need to chill out.

As one of the 67,000+ attendees for Azeem's Senior Flute Recital, I guess I can't complain.

 

[Shrimpurh]

Lol