Social Media Idiots

[TomPNE94]

Lol

HAHAHHAA FUCKING HELL

 

[Craig]

YUK YUK YUK . Bought a chicken crown from morrisons and it got bones ... nooo knew I should av stuck to chicken breasts .... DAD HELP... Disgusting horrible mucky morrisons didn't say there was bones in packaging .

 

[Luke Imp]

Just come across this on my FB newsfeed (the sender has obviously been putting these on cars for years!).

 

[Megaclyde]

Nice and specific about the time I see

 

[Mr Elmo]

Meanwhile, on YouTube...

 

[silkyman]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-challenge-is-demonic-activity-10275830.html

Priests... Not 'getting' science for thousands of years.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

 

[silkyman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...media-craze-dubbed-Paracetamol-Challenge.html

Seriously?

This is just evolution in action isn't it?

 

[T.A]

https://twitter.com/lukequarton/status/603481677453733888

 

[PaulHaddock]

 

[Steady]

 

[blade1889]

Seems legit.

 

[Stevencc]

I think someone got confused by blood oranges.

 

[Bobbin']

Clementines only for me now then.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Clementines only for me now then.

And risk contracting Ebola?

 

[silkyman]

Ha

 

[silkyman]

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A quick Google tells me that the HIV virus is sensitive to acid. So even if the citric acid in an orange didn't kill it off, your stomach acid certainly would. Unless you were squeezing the orange directly into an open wound, it would be an exceptionally inefficient method of spreading the disease.

Also worth noting that in two of those images, someone is apparently happy enough to handle both sharp objects (to cut the orange) and the biohazardous AIDS blood with no more protection than a latex glove, and in another one, is happy to handle it with no protection at all.

 

[blade1889]

A quick Google tells me that the HIV virus is sensitive to acid. So even if the citric acid in an orange didn't kill it off, your stomach acid certainly would. Unless you were squeezing the orange directly into an open wound, it would be an exceptionally inefficient method of spreading the disease.

Also worth noting that in two of those images, someone is apparently happy enough to handle both sharp objects (to cut the orange) and the biohazardous AIDS blood with no more protection than a latex glove, and in another one, is happy to handle it with no protection at all.

HIV tends to die quite fast once its exposed externally too

 

[JimJams]

Also worth noting that in two of those images, someone is apparently happy enough to handle both sharp objects (to cut the orange) and the biohazardous AIDS blood with no more protection than a latex glove, and in another one, is happy to handle it with no protection at all.

Of course they are, they've got the AIDS!

 

[silkyman]

 

[mase]

FFS. I just commented to explain it was a piss-take website and not a real story and this was the reply:

 

[HertsWolf]

Lol

Absolutely brilliant. Social media doesn't get much better. Changing my signature for that.

 

[Bobbin']

Wearing turbans

 

[Stevencc]

 

[The Hand of Dom]

This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient in the bed was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death.

It is said that when you see this image and do not share it, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul.

A couple in a western suburb area of Sydney saw the message and ignored the picture without sharing it. This couple was murdered by their 15 year old neighbor who claims to have been possessed by the woman.

A 28 year old woman in Whittlesay Road, Cambridgeshire, England, was run down by a car driven by another female that fit the description of the woman in the photograph, the police investigation revealed that the murdered lady had ignored this picture only 4 hours before her untimely death and did not pass it on





This has 43,596 shares at the time of posting this Utterly fucking ridiculous. Whittlesey Road is around the corner from me too, so unfortunately this is being shared by a lot of locals.

The police investigation bit did make me laugh a lot to be fair.

 

[IanH]

I know your game! The Hand of Dom is too cool to re-post it on facebook, but the events of Whittlesay Road have shit him up to the extent of 'passing it on' via 1FF, just in case.


The photograph reminds me of a short story I read a while ago...

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”


(Seems there's a video too, but I don't watch scary things after 7pm so No idea if it's any good.)

 

[silkyman]

The picture looks like something from a road safety campaign.

 

[Gilly?]

Had a right argument over this, I don't get how you can get upset over a legitimate name that's Catwoman's cat and an Egyption Goddess.

Her argument was.

'Why the fuck would you put Catwoman's cat on a bottle?'

'I've never heard of the name, I'd never heard of ISIS until hey killed those poor innocent people'.

'What next, they'll be putting Nazi on the bottles next'.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

yes, yes i know it was probably Nazia