The Bolton (Promotion) Thread 2020/21

[hellogregory]

Aren't you normally in the Paddock?

Yeah, so right behind him when he took the shot.

 

[shoddycollins]

Yeah, so right behind him when he took the shot.

Ahh, well I'm in the Warwick, so right behind Farman. I mean not that it matters so much. Just looked to me like it probably would hit the bar

 

[hellogregory]

Ahh, well I'm in the Warwick, so right behind Farman. I mean not that it matters so much. Just looked to me like it probably would hit the bar

It’s hard to tell on the highlights whether it was heading in or onto the bar, just looked from being right behind the shot that taker that it was dipping in. Also looked like a possible mishit cross on the highlights, although I’m convinced it was a shot, I was right near and he was pissed off because Farman had pushed him over minutes earlier, so it was like a shot in anger.

 

[David Brent]

I'm starting to think we might not win the league...

 

[Reremnart]

I would just like to take this opportunity to wish all our "friends" at Horwich a very Merry Christmas !!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Devon_Lad]

Bolton have gone from tier 2 to tier 4 quicker than London.

 

[shoddycollins]

Bolton have gone from tier 2 to tier 4 quicker than London.

Are you for real?

 

[Devon_Lad]

Are you for real?

What?

 

[BarraMatt]

E10 made a similar joke on the matchday thread and got those sweet e-likes.

 

[masi51]

Bolton have gone from tier 2 to tier 4 quicker than London.

Exeter Cathedral was on the television this morning.......They have a book in it called the Exeter Book it dates back to 10.80 and was presented to the town the last time they won a league !!

 

[Devon_Lad]

E10 made a similar joke on the matchday thread and got those sweet e-likes.

Aint looked through that thread, just seen it on twitter so posted it

 

[masi51]

Aint looked through that thread, just seen it on twitter so posted it

found it quite amusing

 

[shoddycollins]

Aint looked through that thread, just seen it on twitter so posted it

Was the other way round though surely... London moving faster

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Bolton have gone from tier 2 to tier 4 quicker than London.

Do you muck up Christmas Cracker jokes too?

 

[Devon_Lad]

Do you muck up Christmas Cracker jokes too?

It's not mucked up - I'm taking the piss out of Bolton, not London. No surprise, given this is a fucking Bolton thread and not one about London.

Really need to focus your energy elsewhere rather than trolling on a footy forum. I know you down in Cornwall struggle massively with education and finding work to do, so you have a lot of spare time - But bore off

 

[shoddycollins]

It's not mucked up - I'm taking the piss out of Bolton, not London. No surprise, given this is a fucking Bolton thread and not one about London.

Really need to focus your energy elsewhere rather than trolling on a footy forum. I know you down in Cornwall struggle massively with education and finding work to do, so you have a lot of spare time - But bore off

1) This isn't a Bolton thread. it's the promotion thread, if you notice both the promotion and relegation threads are called 'Bolton', it's a pisstake about how Bolton were expected to run away with the title but looked more like being in a relegation scrap after the first ten games.

2) It is a pisstake of Bolton if you told the joke properly, if you need it explained to you then it implies that Bolton's drop from tier 2 to tier 4 is the benchmark by which... you know what? I can't be bothered, you should be able to get this... swapping Bolton and London around in the joke just makes it not make any sense.

 

[GTFCfish]

Exeter Cathedral was on the television this morning.......They have a book in it called the Exeter Book it dates back to 10.80 and was presented to the town the last time they won a league !!

If you’re meaning 1080 as a year then probably best not to put a full stop in the middle as then it makes no sense sweet cheeks.

 

[Robshep]

If you’re meaning 1080 as a year then probably best not to put a full stop in the middle as then it makes no sense sweet cheeks.

I thought he meant 20 past 11 but in a radical new style. Probably giving far too much credit.

 

[Casey]

I think Devon Lad means Bolton dropped from the championship (tier 2) to this league (tier 4) faster than London rose from tier 2 covid status to tier 4 covid status.

I may be wrong but the jokes in the comparison between different things though it stops (sic) being funny when it has to be explained.

Casey

 

[Vanni]

If you’re meaning 1080 as a year then probably best not to put a full stop in the middle as then it makes no sense sweet cheeks.

Welcome back Fish.

I think that in time you'll discover that this masi chap is not really a Bolton fan but merely somebody masquerading as one. As to the reason/s why, I reckon it's one of two things - either he likes wumming a little too much or else, and this is what I personally believe to be the case, it's an attempt by some mod or other to drum up interest in this site. For interest read more traffic.

The clues are all there if you sift back through 'his' posts.

 

[masi51]

Welcome back Fish.

I think that in time you'll discover that this masi chap is not really a Bolton fan but merely somebody masquerading as one. As to the reason/s why, I reckon it's one of two things - either he likes wumming a little too much or else, and this is what I personally believe to be the case, it's an attempt by some mod or other to drum up interest in this site. For interest read more traffic.

The clues are all there if you sift back through 'his' posts.

I like your thought process, but your way of the mark.....funny though

 

[masi51]

If you’re meaning 1080 as a year then probably best not to put a full stop in the middle as then it makes no sense sweet cheeks.

10.80 was lights out

 

[Chris FGR]

Vanni accusing someone of wumming. LOL.

 

[GTFCfish]

Welcome back Fish.

I think that in time you'll discover that this masi chap is not really a Bolton fan but merely somebody masquerading as one. As to the reason/s why, I reckon it's one of two things - either he likes wumming a little too much or else, and this is what I personally believe to be the case, it's an attempt by some mod or other to drum up interest in this site. For interest read more traffic.

The clues are all there if you sift back through 'his' posts.

Cheers, there’s just not enough chat on the League 2 section on the other forum which is a shame as it’s not run by a lying Dictator like this one is.

 

[Si Robin]

You've got Devon_Lad over there, what more do you want?

 

[Vanni]

Vanni accusing someone of wumming. LOL.

Ok Christopher I'll bite. Care to tell me when was the last time I was on a wumming trip? Just because somebody has a different opinion to the masses don't mean they're wumming.

ps - I hope you're able to make the distinction between wumming and banter.

pps - you can tell me tomorrow. I'm off to bed cos I'm tired. Sleep tight xxx.

 

[Back in the DHSS]

Orrible Salford are starting to look a bit ominous. Someone give them a kick please.

 

[northstandexile]

Orrible Salford are starting to look a bit ominous. Someone give them a kick please.

Stags first home win on Tuesday night then.

 

[GTFCfish]

You've got Devon_Lad over there, what more do you want?

What name does he go under? Haven’t noticed him on there.

 

[Si Robin]

Grecian