The Coalition of Expensive Chaos

[Stevencc]

David Cameron's "figurine collection".

 

[GodsGift]

 

[Dave-Vale]

Can't wait for Skinner to bring this up in Parliament.

 

[mowgli]

Can't wait for Skinner to bring this up in Parliament.

PMQ's should be hilarious tomorrow, poor old "Call me Dave" won't be able to hide behind his ministers/mates.

 

[Dave-Vale]

PMQ's should be hilarious tomorrow, poor old "Call me Dave" won't be able to hide behind his ministers/mates.

It should be fun to watch because it will be brought up, really wouldn't surprise me if Skinner brings it up and gets a telling off for it.

 

[mowgli]

It should be fun to watch because it will be brought up, really wouldn't surprise me if Skinner brings it up and gets a telling off for it.

The speaker will be busy,"Order order"!

 

[mnb089mnb]

The speaker will be busy,"Order order"!

Bacon buttie please.

 

[HertsWolf]

The speaker will be busy,"Order order"!

"Hors d'oeuvres! Hors d'oeuvres!"

 

[Dave-Vale]

This is playing right into Corbyn's hands too. After the attempt of assassinating him via the right wing media, this has taken the heat off and now Corbyn looks like a normal, kind and caring bloke who doesn't put his cock into a dead pigs gob.

Pisser.

 

[Dave-Vale]

http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-r...ck-mirror-ashcroft-allegation-charlie-brooker

https://mobile.twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/645743964377776128/photo/1

That Tweet

 

[smat]

There is no PMQs this week, is there?

 

[mowgli]

There is no PMQs this week, is there?

Shit i forgot it was conference season, that's convenient for the drugged up pork fucker!

 

[smat]

Shit i forgot it was conference season, that's convenient for the drugged up pork fucker!

I know Captain Scumbag has hardly covered himself in glory lately, but we do need at least one resident Tory so rein it in a bit.

 

[Captain Scumbag]

Don't worry. If I go, Alty will be my successor. He won't admit it, but he agrees with me on almost everything and his appreciation for Peter Hitchens grows exponentially by the day. He's a Tory in all but name. Ebbe will be too once he marries, breeds and moves past his silly libertarian stage.

As for this pig nonsense, I don't really know what the fuss is about. Most people know and accept it's hard to get through 3-4 years of UK tertiary education without 1-2 sexual misadventures. I boned a girl from Wolverhampton in my 2nd year. Not proud of it, but lads will be lads. People should leave Dave alone.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

Libertarian? Slanderous!

 

[mnb089mnb]

I know Captain Scumbag has hardly covered himself in glory lately, but we do need at least one resident Tory so rein it in a bit.

Without him we'd lose the EU Grant money that allows us to keep this section up and running.

 

[Alty]

Libertarian? Slanderous!

At least you weren't called a Tory!

 

[Habbinalan]

Don't worry. If I go, Alty will be my successor. He won't admit it, but he agrees with me on almost everything and his appreciation for Peter Hitchens grows exponentially by the day. He's a Tory in all but name. Ebbe will be too once he marries, breeds and moves past his silly libertarian stage.

As for this pig nonsense, I don't really know what the fuss is about. Most people know and accept it's hard to get through 3-4 years of UK tertiary education without 1-2 sexual misadventures. I boned a girl from Wolverhampton in my 2nd year. Not proud of it, but lads will be lads. People should leave Dave alone.

Quite. Back to the point...

 

[silkyman]

 

[mowgli]

Quite. Back to the point...

I want one of those.

 

[Habbinalan]

I want one of those.

Only £16 before discounts

http://www.8ball.co.uk/newsthump-mens-t-shirt-things-david-cameron-has-f-ked

 

[Pagnell]

 

[spireite]

 

[silkyman]

I'm loving the spluttering and spitting of the Tory supporters who DEMAND that we all grow up and stop going on and on about this silly little indiscretion.

Well, lads and lasses. The misuse of bacon was one of the key fucking cornerstones of your entire election campaign.

Karma is a fucking swine.

 

[blade1889]

I'm a Tory supporter and haven't seen anyone demanding such? Personally I find it incredibly amusing and disturbing. Even if I am a Tory supporter I dont like many MPs (if any) and that's not changed this last week.

 

[Aber gas]

I'm a Tory supporter and haven't seen anyone demanding such? Personally I find it incredibly amusing and disturbing. Even if I am a Tory supporter I dont like many MPs (if any) and that's not changed this last week.

You find it amusing and disturbing because you're a decent fella ( for a Tory ) a lot of the mad right wing, blue rinse nutbags are up in arms about it. Not so much about the pig fucking per se but the pisstaking that goes with it.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

He just needs to B-Rabbit this shit. Throw around some pig puns and suddenly he's invulnerable.

 

[Dave-Vale]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...o-work-their-way-out-of-poverty-a6683361.html

Is this guy for real?

 

[Techno Natch]

What I want to know is what this help is going to be as I've seen fuck all so far.

For many simply living independently in the community is a massive achievement. The whole point of these people's benefits is so that they can live as normal a life as possible and do the things that they've dreamed of. I'm not sure if he's talking about people with learning disabilities, physical disabilities or everyone here but I think he's badly missing the point of benefits for many and half of them are living on the breadline as it is anyway.

I've said before that benefits for some of the people I work with can possibly be disabling but it's about 1%. The rest need them and what they don't need is the anxiety and stress of reading shit like this thinking they are suddenly going to have to get a job even though they probably won't have to.

I do wonder what this guys background and knowledge is of disabilities because he doesn't half talk some utter shite.

 

[Dave-Vale]

Well, he studied it at the University of Perugia in Italy...