The Joke thread

[Petersfield]

How do you get an Iranian woman pregnant?

Come all over her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

 

[EagleEye]

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

 

[Stringy]

The Scotland national football team.

Well, well, well

 

[bomb]

I had a Trump football joke, but it can't remember it now. Here is a kicker....

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