Stickied The Last Film You Saw Thread (& Discussion)

[SALTIRE]

Grand Budapest Hotel a two-star, gtfo just gtfo now Smat!! Deary me...

 

[Cas]

Dodgeball
8.5/10

"And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!"

 

[Oaf]

HOLY FUCK how do you do those stars Smat? They could revolutionise this thread.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Mr Holmes

Ian McKellen plays an aging, retired, Sherlock Holmes frustrated by his fading memory and the fictitious persona created of him by Watson's stories. The story is of his bond with his house keeper's son and him trying to remember his last case which brought about his retirement.

Not a classic Sherlock Holmes story by any means and it's a bit more subdued than the proper stories but it's beautifully acted and quite moving. 7.89/10.

 

[silkyman]

Just started Pixels....

For some reason,

 

[silkyman]

Just seen Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

Mind. Blown.

Must see that....

 

[RavenBish]

THE MARTIAN
★☆☆☆☆
This is shit for c***.

Beautiful

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Mike Bassett: England Manager

Haven't seen it in years. It's a bit of a mixed bag but it has some truly funny scenes and it's pretty enjoyable throughout. 6/10

 

[.V.]

Must see that....

Well worth a watch, especially in a cinema. The very definition of so bad it's good.

 

[Cas]

Crimson Peak
6/10

 

[PrestonCha]

An episode of Columbo. Can't remember which one, but it was fucking superb, as always.

 

[PrestonCha]

Just one more thing....................9/10

I love that little shit. Legend.

 

[shane]

Amy - interesting but depressing - 7/10

Deadpool - insultingly shit. Go and see if you're 13 - 2/10

 

[Benito]

Excuse the shit meme

I know the one image is from Bonnie & Clyde any help on the other two.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Top one is Bonnie & Clyde also. And is that not Angelina Jolie in the other.

 

[Nilsson]

And is that not Angelina Jolie in the other.

With Brad Pitt.

 

[Craig]

CHAPPiE (2015)
Next level shit. 7/10

 

[smat]

DAD'S ARMY (2016)
★☆☆☆☆
Why was this made? Where are the jokes? This is not good?

 

[SALTIRE]

DAD'S ARMY (2016)
★☆☆☆☆
Why was this made? Where are the jokes? This is not good?

Love Dad's Army but this film has not been well received at all which is a shame. I'll watch it however as I'll watch Toby Jones in anything.

 

[QPR_Matt]

The Imitation Game:

I really enjoyed this film, far more than I was expecting to.

8/10

 

[mowgli]

DAD'S ARMY (2016)
★☆☆☆☆
Why was this made? Where are the jokes? This is not good?

Why would anyone want to make a film of a tv series that was close to perfection? What next a new film of Porridge or Only Fools And Horses?

 

[smat]

Why would anyone want to make a film of a tv series that was close to perfection? What next a new film of Porridge or Only Fools And Horses?

I couldn't tell you, Mowgli. Although I did see in the trailers, much to your presumable chagrin in particular, that the Jungle Book is also getting a live-action remake!

 

[mowgli]

I couldn't tell you, Mowgli. Although I did see in the trailers, much to your presumable chagrin in particular, that the Jungle Book is also getting a live-action remake!

Grrrrr that takes things too far! Jungle Book is a classic that should be left well alone,how can anyone think they can improve on Walt Disney's masterpiece?

 

[Stevencc]

Love Dad's Army but this film has not been well received at all which is a shame. I'll watch it however as I'll watch Toby Jones in anything.

Necrophiliac Porn Extravaganza 3?

I was away for the weekend and watched the following...

Beverly Hills Cop (1984) - 7

Stir Crazy (1980) - 8

Office Space (1999) - 9

 

[SALTIRE]

Necrophiliac Porn Extravaganza 3?

Defiinitely, that sounds a right art piece!

 

[BigDaveCUFC]

The Sting:

Not usually the type of film I watch (not a fan of America gangster films really) but taped it as it had a lot of Oscar awards so gave it a go. What a bloody good film it is.

Story is about 2 con-men who design an elaborate plot to con $500,000 from the local mob boss, it had afew good moments, looked excellent, the scheme was marvelously done and it had an interesting ending.

would give it a 9/10 really worth watching if you can find it.

 

[SALTIRE]

The Sting:

Not usually the type of film I watch (not a fan of America gangster films really) but taped it as it had a lot of Oscar awards so gave it a go. What a bloody good film it is.

Story is about 2 con-men who design an elaborate plot to con $500,000 from the local mob boss, it had afew good moments, looked excellent, the scheme was marvelously done and it had an interesting ending.

would give it a 9/10 really worth watching if you can find it.

Aye The Sting is a great film, must've seen it about a dozen times over the years, it's one of those films you can just pick up on when flicking over and watch to the end.

 

[Craig]

Goosebumps (2015)
It's a kids film and my nieces and nephew enjoyed it so it wasn't entirely a waste of two hours. 5/10

 

[Cas]

Predator
Still my favourite film ever. GET TU DA CHOPPAH! 10/10.

 

[mowgli]

Pathfinder (2007)
Vikings land in America and set about wiping out the native indians. Sounds as though it should be good but it's bang average. 5/10.