The "recently purchased" thread (AKA I just bought this)

[slaphead]

#humblebrags

Nothing humble about it. I am 53 years old and am finally in the position to buy myself my first ever new car. I know it's a total shit move and will lose most of it's value once I drive it out the dealer, but fuck it, I've paid my dues and now it's time to have some fun.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Hipster Wotsits

Too right! Can't help but think cheese puffs have become a little too whimsical recently.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Nothing humble about it. I am 53 years old and am finally in the position to buy myself my first ever new car. I know it's a total shit move and will lose most of it's value once I drive it out the dealer, but fuck it, I've paid my dues and now it's time to have some fun.

There are few things better than picking up the keys to a brand new car. Enjoy!

 

[markpvfc]

Not quite bought, but ordered today...

Aldershot obviously pay their groundsmen well.

 

[Pagnell]

Super pint.

 

[Aber gas]

£5.99 from the garage ( the wine not the indoor tent. Just for clarification )https://twitter.com/olivercolwell/status/731607464676888580

 

[slaphead]

Aldershot obviously pay their groundsmen well.

Aldershot don't pay me anything, I work there for the love of it. However, the shares I've just sold did do rather well for me...

 

[Stevencc]

Burgers - £2.50
Cider (don't worry, there is more) - £1.50
Pencils - £2.00
Red Jalapenos - £1.29

 

[Stevencc]

Polish Lager - £1.55
Kabanosy - £0.86

Cider - £1.99
Lager - £0.89

Pair of shorts - £15

Later on tonight I'll be merry, dancing around the house with a kabanos hanging out of my shorts.

 

[Craig]

Snakebite on the menu?

 

[Stevencc]

Not tonight mate, playing it nice and simple.

 

[epic73]

Polish Lager - £1.55
Kabanosy - £0.86

Cider - £1.99
Lager - £0.89

Pair of shorts - £15

Later on tonight I'll be merry, dancing around the house with a kabanos hanging out of my shorts.

How much did the blanket/pillow/curtain cost you?

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

I'm curious about the pencils purchase.

I don't think I've used a pencil in many a year but, such is their tendency to magically appear, they don't really seem like the sort of thing you ever need to buy (if I was in dire need of a pencil I'd steal one from the office).

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Staedtler do make a ruddy good HB pencil though so fair bloody play

 

[Stevencc]

How much did the blanket/pillow/curtain cost you?

It's one of those things that's been around for years so I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate figure on that, I'm sorry. I can confirm that it is a pillow, though.

I'm curious about the pencils purchase.

I don't think I've used a pencil in many a year but, such is their tendency to magically appear, they don't really seem like the sort of thing you ever need to buy (if I was in dire need of a pencil I'd steal one from the office).

I like to write almost everything down - big plans I'll never see through, daily to-do lists, lists of players who do stupid things during FIFA games so I don't have to face them again. Also some SECRET STUFF.

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

 

[Stevencc]

Medium?

WIMP!

 

[Aber gas]

Yeah, grow some balls Reg. Real men make their food unpleasantly spicy. Bugger off with your wimpy sauce.

 

[Abertawe]

On the subject of hot sauce, can't beat Aunt May

 

[spireite]

On the subject of hot sauce, can't beat Aunt May

I've always got a bottle of this in...

 

[Max]

On the subject of hot sauce, can't beat Aunt May

I always have a bottle of this in. It goes well with anything you can think of. Particularly good in a toasted cheese sandwich.

 

[Magic]

I like spice but got to say I'm not a huge fan of hot pepper sauces. Not sure why.

 

[Magic]

What in the name of bollocks is that?!

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[lordofthepies]

got a new t-shirt

 

[mente captus]

Not the most delicious chips/crisps available but a lot of it

1.99 €

 

[Abertawe]

The full Kyoku skincare range including Lava masque. A mans gotta look after himself

 

[Stagat]

DRINKS!

A near kilo of freshly (they claim) roast 'n' ground coffee + French press for a bit under seven quid.

A can of Würenbacher Redbier! You can tell it's quality because it's produced for the discerning Chinese market, comes in a near litre can, and cost me a whole quid.

 

[Stevencc]

I like the artwork on the can.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

plus if u look carefully u can make out stagat's hand

 

[blade1889]

Is it just me or does it look like the can has been photoshopped into his hand? Either that or its glued onto his palm.