The shit strikers thread

[Jerry]

Tim Sills.
He was great for loads of other clubs (Aldershot, for example), but for us, he was as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

Most definitely not a shit striker. His record at this level with us and Aldershot speaks for itself.

Unfortunately he never could manage the step up to League football despite several attempts.

 

[Master D]

The Quigley miss today is maybe the worst miss I have ever seen. He's absolute box office.

 

[Luke Imp]

Tim Sills.
He was great for loads of other clubs (Aldershot, for example), but for us, he was as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

Tim Sills. Crikey, you've plucked that one out the air.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Not sure, away at the moment so wasn't there. Just going off the fact that he scored.

Ah well he did okay - need to see the highlights as to why he chickened out of the chance. Could have had a hat-trick today.
Harrison was still a bit useless though.

 

[Leewilson]

The Quigley miss today is maybe the worst miss I have ever seen. He's absolute box office.

I've not seen it yet. Where will i find it? I need to torture myself a little bit further.

 

[Master D]

I've not seen it yet. Where will i find it? I need to torture myself a little bit further.

I just saw it on the BT highlights show. The rest of your team couldn't believe it.

Suspect it'll be put up on YouTube before long. Just the miss I mean, not the whole highlights.

 

[rudebwoyben]

That miss was something else...

 

[Leewilson]

I just saw it on the BT highlights show. The rest of your team couldn't believe it.

Suspect it'll be put up on YouTube before long. Just the miss I mean, not the whole highlights.

I have this horrible feeling that Taylor is going to persist with him out of stubbornness. It would be such a Taylor thing to do.

 

[Except The Lord]

I've only seen him play 3 times but I already know I'm not gonna be a fan of Jonny Edwards. The bloke seems to run around a lot but never looks like actually scoring.

Strong candidate to be worst striker I’ve ever seen play for Town

 

[Leewilson]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1160512256146366466

Jesus fucking Christ! This is appalling

 

[Soup Ladle]

Jesus fucking Christ! This is appalling

That is pretty rotten but also, special mention to the FC Halifax full back who really put his body on the line to stop the cross coming in.

 

[Master D]

Another empty stand too.

 

[Soup Ladle]

I can't for the life of me remember if it's been asked on here before, but whenever they show highlights from the Shay, the stands are always empty. Anyone, just on the off chance like, know why this is?

 

[BarraMatt]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1160512256146366466

Jesus fucking Christ! This is appalling

I can only imagine the poor guy has visions of being plastered all over social media as the ball comes across, shits himself and misses.

 

[Magpie Mike]

I can't for the life of me remember if it's been asked on here before, but whenever they show highlights from the Shay, the stands are always empty. Anyone, just on the off chance like, know why this is?

Cos no one wants to watch them?

 

[Monkey Tennis]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1160512256146366466

Jesus fucking Christ! This is appalling

Very similar to what our Quiggerz did against Wrexham, except the pass didn't bobble to him.
As it stands though, Scott > Joe. Some even saying he was MOM yesterday...

 

[Master D]

Scott is 10 times the player his brother Joe is, he should be nowhere near this thread.

Anyone would have struggled in that relegation-threatened Halifax side last season.

 

[Dan_Macclad]

Is Blissett still smashing it up for Solihull?

 

[Railway Blue]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1160512256146366466

Jesus fucking Christ! This is appalling

The left back attempt at a tackle was pretty pathetic too.

 

[Leewilson]

The left back attempt at a tackle was pretty pathetic too.

My favourite part is the bit where all of Quigley's teammates realise how shite he is. Expecting Angelo Balanta to have handed in a transfer request going by his reaction.

 

[chipmunx]

Scott Quigley now has 3 goals in 3 games (all well taken) and has officially been retired from this thread

 

[Leewilson]

I’m hoping Joe Quigley will retire

 

[East Bank Shot]

Both Mullings and Panayiotou are yet to get off the mark for us.

 

[chipmunx]

Both Mullings and Panayiotou are yet to get off the mark for us.

I think Harry the Pan only got 2 goals for us - and one of them was a penalty... the other was a cracker away at Gateshead though...

 

[Dan_Macclad]

Both Mullings and Panayiotou are yet to get off the mark for us.

That's because mullings is awful.

 

[B2TF]

Another empty stand too.

Yeah, it's the away stand. Shocking support for a team that was in the League 5 years ago.
But yeah, we can talk about empty stands if you like

 

[B2TF]

Cos no one wants to watch them?

No, coz it's filmed from the home stands. Those are the stands allocated to the away side. There's only Chorley and Bradford City ever brought enough fans to fill 'em. Not even Massive fucking Maidenhead.

Thanks for asking.

 

[Optipez]

Nathan Tyson is shaping up nicely to be "striker that makes your teeth grind". He's missed two really good chances in two games and yet to get off the mark.

 

[TheEndIsNigh]

Nathan Tyson. Past it 3 years ago.

Already a member. Useless.

 

[CFC4LIFE]

We've got Massanka and he's looked the best of our strikers so far. Wrexham fans did you rate Holroyd? Based off his performances for us so far he deserves to be on this list.