Things We Hate

[mnb089mnb]

With the greatest of respect, Pags, you're a father of two from Milton Keynes whose main interests seem to be IT, phones, 1980s music and keeping abreast of Liverpool results without going to any games. To some people - certainly not all, but some - you probably are extremely boring.

I say this as someone who's quite certain that the majority of people think I'm boring. It's just that people don't tend to tell you that to your face.

You watched PMQs on your day off.

 

[Alty]

You knows it.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

We're not allowed to do Ask Pagnells. Anonymous moderators delete them whilst I'm half way through writing a 2,000 word opus about Center Parcs being over-rated.

 

[blade1889]

Wtf have I walked into? Wat are ask Pagnells? When was this a thing? Why did it stop being a thing?

 

[Dave-Vale]

American Football

I hate that this sport has infiltrated the UK.

The very worst thing about it is that you can't really sit and watch your teams game because it flicks around the 20 or so games playing. Weird.

People at work are obsessed with it.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

The very worst thing about it is that you can't really sit and watch your teams game because it flicks around the 20 or so games playing. Weird.

Wot? This is the equivalent of an American stumbling across Jeff Stelling and co on a Saturday afternoon and concluding that English soccerball can only be consumed via a sort of Plato's Cave arrangement involving a bum faced Channel Islander.

 

[Pagnell]

Wtf have I walked into? Wat are ask Pagnells? When was this a thing? Why did it stop being a thing?

It's a football forum equivalent of Dear Deidre.

 

[Pagnell]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34659811

FFS, I'd hoped we'd seen the last of him.

 

[SALTIRE]

Still got a better body of work than the Beatles

I hate the amount of mucus that comes out your nose when you have a cold.

 

[Pagnell]

I'm not interested in Phil Collins' body personally, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Still got a better body of work than the Beatles

I hate the amount of mucus that comes out your nose when you have a cold.

The mucus that comes from your nose has a better body of work than Phil Collins.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

what's the best phone

#pagnellqandq

 

[mistermagic]

I spend roughly £350 a month and around 3 hours a day travelling, be it cycling or sitting/standing on the train.

That's a lot of money for the amount of time you're commuting. The powers that be changed the Paris suburbs fare to make them equal to central Paris so I'm only paying 70€ a month while spending 3,5 hours commuting.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Old people's houses. It's like walking in to Dante's Inferno it's so hot.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

That's a lot of money for the amount of time you're commuting. The powers that be changed the Paris suburbs fare to make them equal to central Paris so I'm only paying 70€ a month while spending 3,5 hours commuting.

Almost £500 a month for me. 4 hour round trip each day. I love it...

 

[mistermagic]

The great thing about commuting is that you get through books like newspapers. Even the bad ones.

The rest is shit.

I don't know where you two live but you may want to relocate as that's just too much money imo. Then again you may have this thing called a family and all...

 

[Craig]

Bonfire night turning into a two week long firework display.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

 

[SALTIRE]

Been miserable up here all week, reminiscent of watching Jack The Ripper films with all the fug and rain, its been right dreach.

 

[The Iron]

Joey Essex.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Mushy peas

 

[Pagnell]

Mushy peas

 

[mowgli]

Mushy peas with fish and chips are perfectection.

 

[Pagnell]

...perfectection.

Is that a better version of perfection?

 

[mowgli]

Is that a better version of perfection?

fat fingers cock up again

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

People who put hand towels down the toilet.

 

[SUTSS]

Is that a problem you face a lot?

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Only at work

 

[Bobbin']

At work? Why would you care? It's not your toilet.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Maybe he's a bog cleaner!?