Things We Hate

[Stagat]

This chat shit get banged stupidity and the twats that say it.

 

[lordofthepies]

you're definitely gonna get banged for that

 

[JimJams]

You ain't chatting shit are ya? Cos you know what comes next!

 

[Stagat]

you're definitely gonna get banged for that

You ain't chatting shit are ya? Cos you know what comes next!

Odious tools.

 

[lordofthepies]

Fair.

 

[appletablepenny]

I feel old reading this thread

 

[mnb089mnb]

If you want to sound tech savvy the first thing you should do is call your computer, a "machine". Same thing applies to cars, just call them a "motor" or "fakkin motor" instead.

 

[Pagnell]

I've never called any computer a 'machine'.

 

[spireite]

If you want to sound tech savvy the first thing you should do is call your computer, a "machine". Same thing applies to cars, just call them a "motor" or "fakkin motor" instead.

I don't think I've ever called a pc a machine, despite working in IT for 10 years. Although when I did helpdesk I did call users PC's a 'box' but this is only so I could ask people to finger their box if I wanted them to cold boot #ithumour

 

[blade1889]

I don't think I've ever called a pc a machine, despite working in IT for 10 years. Although when I did helpdesk I did call users PC's a 'box' but this is only so I could ask people to finger their box if I wanted them to cold boot #ithumour

Before or after asking them to turn it on and off again?

Edit: Off and on even. I assume people turned things on before complaining they hadn't worked.

 

[Stagat]

I don't think I've ever called a pc a machine, despite working in IT for 10 years

Working in WHAT?

 

[mnb089mnb]

Before or after asking them to turn it on and off again?

Edit: Off and on even. I assume people turned things on before complaining they hadn't worked.

See, working in IT not as easy as you thought it was. IS IT?

 

[spireite]

Working in WHAT?

In IT! IT!

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Have you witnessed a train wreck?!

Yes.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Britain's stupid Sunday trading laws. Shop's open so I get what I want but can I pay for it, can I balls, browsing only.

Get rid of the antiquated nonsense.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Forms that ask you which region you live in but don't have an option for East Anglia.

 

[Pagnell]

But don't they have an option for "England's Kentucky"?

 

[Red]

Areseholes who walk around in knee length shorts in sub zero temperatures.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Tomato ketchup in sachets at the pub.

ramekin dish/teaspoon combo > clean bottle > bottle covered in crusty old ketchup >>>>>>>> sachets

 

[BlueBee]

Areseholes who walk around in knee length shorts in sub zero temperatures.

I'm working in Shoreditch (level 10 hipster area)....I've seen more shorts in the last week than I did in the summer. Divs.

 

[Craig]

Sub zero temperatures? are you working in a freezer or summat?

 

[Red]

Sub zero temperatures? are you working in a freezer or summat?

No. Ok so I exaggerated a bit on the temperature, but that doesn't change the fact that these twats exist.

 

[Red]

I'm working in Shoreditch (level 10 hipster area)....I've seen more shorts in the last week than I did in the summer. Divs.

Any chance of having that again in plain English?

 

[SALTIRE]

Sub zero temperatures? are you working in a freezer or summat?

I used to work in a freezer at -27 ° C, was great when you were hungover.

 

[BlueBee]

Any chance of having that again in plain English?

No.

 

[mowgli]

Fat women in tight leggings,yuk!

 

[Pliny Harris]

Farty sarnies.

I've caught one manufacturer trying to pass this off as a ploughman's. Britain is FINISHED.

 

[Pagnell]

M&S pre-made sandwiches are the only ones I will eat, and even then only if I'm desperate and there is nothing else. Tasteless mush all of them.

 

[Pliny Harris]

There's some grimness out there but I had little choice today. I only chose cheese ploughman's because its name suggests a little more salad than the alternative of mozzarella and tomato. But this is worrying. Might contact them to see if they give me a free sarnie in response.

Edit: now I don't approve of its price, or of the presence of a dead animal, but this one I spotted in Washington state shows there is another way:

 

[Abertawe]

Pret a manger do good sarnies. The Cracking Egg Salad is a beautifully executed sandwich. The Beef Wellington baguette is a marvel also.