Things We Hate

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

I googled it. It's a 'thing' apparently.

googling skills on fleek

 

[silkyman]

My google-fu is strong.

 

[blade1889]

Being drunk in charge of a phone. I used to be sensible but as soon as I got to uni I'm am embarrassment. Its generally complete illegible which is probably a good thing but sometimes its just sharing personal details with the world.

Woke up pretty impressed with myself as I hadn't drunk messaged anyone but the family chat a picture of some food, cos why not? Then started getting notifications about a fb status update posted at 1am. Apparently I'd decided a 'coming out' facebook status was completely necessary and needed and it was completely legible. Ffs.

 

[JimJams]

Not sure the drinks worn off yet! But if I'm reading that right, you've come out (as gay I'm assuming, not as a vegetarian or someting) on facebook at 1am?
As good a way as any.

 

[blade1889]

Not sure the drinks worn off yet! But if I'm reading that right, you've come out (as gay I'm assuming, not as a vegetarian or someting) on facebook at 1am?
As good a way as any.

I'd already told people in the UK over the last week...but people in Colombia where I'm working for a year probably shouldnt know cos Colombia is decent but not fantastic about people being open

Plus it was some awkwardly worded message that included Narnia references

 

[RavenBish]

People who are always ill (not seriously ill, I'm not a monster). There's a couple of people I've seen almost every day for the last 8/9 months and they've been ill the entire time with coughs and sneezing etc... If your immune system is that shite then maybe you're not cut out for this life.

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

People who are always ill (not seriously ill, I'm not a monster). There's a couple of people I've seen almost every day for the last 8/9 months and they've been ill the entire time with coughs and sneezing etc... If your immune system is that shite then maybe you're not cut out for this life.

Hypochondriacs are worse. I know a girl who's claimed at least twice to have meningitis. Both times it turned out she had a cold.

 

[spireite]

My girlfriends brother had the ambulance out over the weekend because of bad pains in his stomach and chest. Turns out it was just a bit of indigestion. smh

 

[RavenBish]

I've seen someone have 2 days off with 'glandular fever' and she felt fine after those 2 days. This was supposedly confirmed by a doctor too. At least make it believable.

 

[Luke Imp]

We have a guy at work who just seemed to have a permanent cold. Smoker and hardly ate. I gave up asking how he was in a morning after a few weeks.

Anyway, people who slurp their hot drink. If it's really that hot, let it cool down a bit. You don't have to drink it when it's that hot.

 

[blade1889]

I've seen someone have 2 days off with 'glandular fever' and she felt fine after those 2 days. This was supposedly confirmed by a doctor too. At least make it believable.

I had blood tests last year cos of having night sweats, id felt awful for a week about two months previously over exam and revision period. The night sweats and some fatigue (that i put down to exam stress) had persisted since then. But didn't miss any uni/exams and still did enough revision to do well. Turns out I'd had glandular feever but compared to most I was still able to function as opposed to being knocked out for 6 months. So everyone's different I guess.

 

[RavenBish]

You're not someone who is off every 2 weeks though probably. She wasn't the sort to battle through.

 

[blade1889]

Yeah I'm not the 'sickly' kind tbf

 

[mowgli]

My ex missus had Glandular fever for 6 months which laid her so low she didn't get out of bed some days,she cried a lot as well just repeating "I just want to feel normal and well again",it was heartbreaking seeing her in that state..

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Playing airsoft in freezing weather on a Sunday, getting blisters all over my fingers from the grips of the gun and my numb fingers and then having to write an exam the next morning.

My handwriting was fucking terrible as a result, feel sorry for whoever has to try and decipher the ancient scribbles that was my exam answer.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

People who are impervious to icy streets. There's practically having to crawl to not slip over on the icey pavement and then some old granny with flatter shoes than Jesus sprints past me without a hint of slippage. Do these people own their own grit that they inject into the soles of their fucking shoes or something?!

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Darth Fucking Vader sitting behind me in my exam yesterday for an hour, felt like turning around and putting her in a sleeper hold so she would stop breathing so loud and let me think.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

When you go to park and none of the fucking pap and display machines work. Well fuck me, I have to be somewhere and don't have time to sit around waiting for you lazy fucking to empty all of your new money out. But if I don't wait then obviously I am stealing a parking space right and will get a ticket!

 

[SaddlerJonny]

My player on FM moaning when I place him on the loan list.

One week later he requests to be put on the loan list.

Fuck you Aaron Millbank.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

So, how's your day been, Jonny?

 

[blade1889]

You finished?

 

[sl1k]

Playing airsoft in freezing weather on a Sunday, getting blisters all over my fingers from the grips of the gun and my numb fingers and then having to write an exam the next morning.

My handwriting was fucking terrible as a result, feel sorry for whoever has to try and decipher the ancient scribbles that was my exam answer.

Should get the magazines that wind with the pully string at the bottom, that way you won't need the finger-less gloves. Unless you fuck around with your hop up in-game.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Should get the magazines that wind with the pully string at the bottom, that way you won't need the finger-less gloves. Unless you fuck around with your hop up in-game.

I have two mags with the string, one with the winder. The main problem was the grip of the gun, on numb fingers because of the cold it just destroyed my hands. Need to get full gloves definitely.

 

[Harrier94]

People who are impervious to icy streets. There's practically having to crawl to not slip over on the icey pavement and then some old granny with flatter shoes than Jesus sprints past me without a hint of slippage. Do these people own their own grit that they inject into the soles of their fucking shoes or something?!

Grip with your toes

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Grip with your toes

I wear shoes mate.

 

[sl1k]

I have two mags with the string, one with the winder. The main problem was the grip of the gun, on numb fingers because of the cold it just destroyed my hands. Need to get full gloves definitely.

I went a bit 'pimp my gun' when I first got into airsoft, it was during the winter and I attached quad rails on my aks-74u to put on a holographic sight. Problem is I hadn't foreseen the need for a foregrip or rail covers so I was holding up the muzzle end gripping onto the metal rails sporting finger-less gloves in freezing weather

Learned my lesson I did.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

I went a bit 'pimp my gun' when I first got into airsoft, it was during the winter and I attached quad rails on my aks-74u to put on a holographic sight. Problem is I hadn't foreseen the need for a foregrip or rail covers so I was holding up the muzzle end gripping onto the metal rails sporting finger-less gloves in freezing weather

Learned my lesson I did.

Yeah I have a foregrip but never use it, probably should! The magazine just feels more natural to me.

 

[sl1k]

Yeah whatevers comfortable innit, most people with ARs tend to grip that way so see a lot of...

...type grips.

My AK evolved into:

Use that for only CQBs now, though I can hit upper torsos at more than 250 feet.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

That grip looks way too far away for me, but I suppose with an AK you have to do that because of the magazine.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

how much does getting shot hurt?