Things We Hate

[The Iron]

Football matches getting postponed.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

aids
war
poverty
death
the devil
relativity
people who moan about inconsequential tiny issues when there is death and disease in the world
the paris terror attacks
terrorism
the zika virus
that mod who lies all the time
the holocaust
stalin's purges
the government of eritrea
cancer

 

[Craig]

When you buy a packet of fruit pastilles and there are clearly more lemon and lime ones than there are strawberry, orange and blackcurrant.

 

[blade1889]

people who moan about inconsequential tiny issues when there is death and disease in the world

When you buy a packet of fruit pastilles and there are clearly more lemon and lime ones than there are strawberry, orange and blackcurrant.

 

[Craig]

 

[JoshBCFC]

When you buy a packet of fruit pastilles and there are clearly more lemon and lime ones than there are strawberry, orange and blackcurrant.

For me there are loads of strawberry and orange, and less lemon :/

 

[Craig]

Life is easier down south in every way.

 

[T.A]

It's easier everywhere outside of Yorkshire.

 

[SUTSS]

People who boo any ex-player on the opposition.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Pyjamas worn outside of sleeping quarters.

Scruffs.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Pyjamas worn outside of sleeping quarters.

Scruffs.

So, when you need to go to the loo, you should change into proper clothes, to come back to bed and get back into your pyjamas?

 

[blade1889]

Pyjamas...thought you had to either be a child or old person to wear them

 

[Vanni]

"Robert Redford is a great actor"

 

[mowgli]

What are pyjamas?

 

[SALTIRE]

"Robert Redford is a great actor"

Nothing wrong with Redford been watching him twice in the last few days funnily enough in The Natural and The Way We Were.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

What are pyjamas?

Jim Jams.

 

[Craig]

Pyjamas...thought you had to either be a child or old person to wear them

Or southern.

 

[JimJams]

Somebody talking about me?

In the 'things we hate' thread?

Fan-fucking-tastic.

 

[blade1889]

Being the only one in the gym that's not in the rugby team...feeling more than slightly out of place lol

 

[SaddlerJonny]

When Spotify plays the same ad twice in a row.

I mean for fuck sake, if you're gonna force me to listen to 2 ads every 2 minutes at least make them different.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

When Spotify plays the same ad twice in a row.

I mean for fuck sake, if you're gonna force me to listen to 2 ads every 2 minutes at least make them different.

Pay the £5 a month you bum

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Pay the £5 a month you bum

Student budget you posh cov bugger, cor all have 4 story houses and butlers you know

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Student budget you posh cov bugger, cor all have 4 story houses and butlers you know

I have a 5 story house ACTUALLY.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

My bloody skin is peeling off the tips of my fingers. So naturally I try and leave it so it can grow back, but every time it grows back it unpeels again, so I am constantly in the process of having one less layer of skin on the tips of my fingers. It's an endless cycle of it grows a little, breaks, grows a little, breaks...

I put plasters on them to let them heal but this just means I can't use my fingers to write, I have more trouble typing but worst of all it's much harder to use the Xbox controller.

I was thinking of just peeling that layer of skin off my fingers completely, but then I just have the same problem as before but just encompassing a larger area. It's a constant annoying cycle.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

 

[SaddlerJonny]

I always hated how his face looked in Episode 3, like a fucking peeled orange.

 

[mnb089mnb]

My bloody skin is peeling off the tips of my fingers. So naturally I try and leave it so it can grow back, but every time it grows back it unpeels again, so I am constantly in the process of having one less layer of skin on the tips of my fingers. It's an endless cycle of it grows a little, breaks, grows a little, breaks...

I put plasters on them to let them heal but this just means I can't use my fingers to write, I have more trouble typing but worst of all it's much harder to use the Xbox controller.

I was thinking of just peeling that layer of skin off my fingers completely, but then I just have the same problem as before but just encompassing a larger area. It's a constant annoying cycle.

Stop playing on your XBOX.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

Stop playing on your XBOX.

fuckin nerds

 

[JimJams]

I feel as though I've just seen how The Jeremy Kyle Show would look if it was a Facebook post.

 

[Krazy8]

Scumbag c*** made up a sob story to my other halfs mum about her son being in hospital can she borrow some money to visit him etc. Knew the 70yr old walking home from Church would feel sorry for her and gave her £20. Never heard anything else from her other than one day when my other half was with her mum and bumped into her and asked how he was doing and she said he's out of hospital now and recovering etc. Not too surprising to find her being locked up for 2 years for fraud having asked numerous people for money for similar scenarios only to be found spending it on heroin and cocaine. I found her profile on facebook, a few public status' like this:

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Fucking c***.

William Shakespeare! Ernest Hemingway! George Orwell! Charles Dickens! Martino Knockavelli! JRR Tolkien! Jane Austen...we have beaten them all!

JK Rowling can you hear me? JK Rowling! Your language took one hell of a beating!.....Your language took one hell of a beating!