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I thought this was a collection of just Silkyman's hilarious, hate-fulled observations.

I think there are enough of them to justify an hour-long special.
 

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Dropping and smashing the screen on my Kindle Fire HD6. £60 for a new screen ffs, I can get a brand new one for £79.99.
 

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Dropping and smashing the screen on my Kindle Fire HD6. £60 for a new screen ffs, I can get a brand new one for £79.99.
I'd get a brand new one, you may as well really.
 

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Children. Must say not all children, and it generally isn't the child's fault that its parent/s don't take fucking care of them, but I really can't stand kids in general.
 

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Children. Must say not all children, and it generally isn't the child's fault that its parent/s don't take fucking care of them, but I really can't stand kids in general.
Had my neighbours kids causing hell to us decent residents for 2 years until they got evicted :bravo: I understand that kids learn from the parents but when the mother shouts "Get in the car you little bastard" to a 4 year old what chance do they have in becoming a well behaved child? Some people should not be allowed to give birth if they can't teach them how to respect others and be a good member of society expecting others to put up with their anti social behaviour.
 

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an commercial where they used a song from Scooter. my 3 years old daughter wanted to hear it again and again afterwards and we ended at youtube. as she was only interested in the refrain this clip were set on endless loop


 

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Had my neighbours kids causing hell to us decent residents for 2 years until they got evicted :bravo: I understand that kids learn from the parents but when the mother shouts "Get in the car you little bastard" to a 4 year old what chance do they have in becoming a well behaved child? Some people should not be allowed to give birth if they can't teach them how to respect others and be a good member of society expecting others to put up with their anti social behaviour.

Think I've mentioned it before but living in Moss Side last year I heard a father shouting at his daughter words to the effect of "stop complaining you selfish little brat. Or do you want me to take you back to your whore of a mother who beets you?". Poor kid stands little chance from the off.
 

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Think I've mentioned it before but living in Moss Side last year I heard a father shouting at his daughter words to the effect of "stop complaining you selfish little brat. Or do you want me to take you back to your whore of a mother who beets you?". Poor kid stands little chance from the off.
For some reason the council gave her another 3 bedroom house about 10 miles away. Turns out she moved next door to my mates sister and her husband who has already had to chin her new boyfriend for anti social behaviour :lol: Her kids caused so many problems in the few weeks they've been there that the residents have complained to the council's anti social behaviour team. These types of people should be forced to livein a camp surrounded by barbed wire so they can annoy each other. Give them a shop,a school and doctors and nothing else.
 

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They're the scum of the earth, bus drivers are.
Had two fucking bollocks moments with them in the last couple of weeks.

I got on and asked for the exact right name for a day ticket around here and he said "single?" which confused me a bit but just said yeah, as in, just the one. He then prints out a single ticket to town and then has a big go at me for him having to void it and print out a new one. Silly c***.

And then just a couple of days ago the bus was about to leave the station, I get that, but it wasn't going anywhere as there were other buses behind it leaving. I stood at the door for 20 seconds, she wouldn't let me on and then just fucked off. Saved no time by not letting me on, and the amount of times I've been on a bus, the doors have closed and then some old biddy has stumbled to the door and they've let them on is huge. I'd say 90%. Wankers. No way they'd have done that if I wasn't a strapping young lad.
 

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They actually think they're doing you a favour as opposed to you being a paying customer.
 
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The way bus drivers look at you for giving them a £20 note is priceless.
I don't do it 'cos I know the reaction but when I was a student in Liverpool, one bus driver had a massive rant about students ("Bloody students never have the right change. It's not hard! etc etc" when someone, and I shit you not, gave a £2 coin for a £1.50 ticket. It was so undeserved it's untrue. I think someone had just got on with a fiver so it was a build up of annoyance but I (and it's unlike me) was tempted to go and have a word.
 

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It's almost an inconvenience for them to take your money, I generally find them dour and crotchety.
 

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The unfortunate situation I now have is that it's going to be very awkward next time one of the two drivers I've had run ins with are driving my bus. I was so close to flipping the bird at the woman who pissed off without me the other day.
 

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I don't do it 'cos I know the reaction but when I was a student in Liverpool, one bus driver had a massive rant about students ("Bloody students never have the right change. It's not hard! etc etc" when someone, and I shit you not, gave a £2 coin for a £1.50 ticket. It was so undeserved it's untrue. I think someone had just got on with a fiver so it was a build up of annoyance but I (and it's unlike me) was tempted to go and have a word.
I get ya. Once gave a fiver and was told 'I should come prepared with the correct change'. Yep, plan my whole day out around my bus fare.

Nottingham's got it right with a cashless system.
 

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I get ya. Once gave a fiver and was told 'I should come prepared with the correct change'. Yep, plan my whole day out around my bus fare.

Nottingham's got it right with a cashless system.
Definitely. You can buy tickets online now but not just singles/returns so a lot of the time I have to go and buy something unnecessary in a shop just to avoid confrontation.
 

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Something needs done when it gets to things like that. There must be so many people with similar issues.

Really glad I'm more of a train user these days.
 

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I got on and asked for the exact right name for a day ticket around here and he said "single?" which confused me a bit but just said yeah, as in, just the one. He then prints out a single ticket to town and then has a big go at me for him having to void it and print out a new one.
Wtf, how do you not know that 'single' means a single journey and not a return journey? Is this a north/south divide thing? In London you'd have been thrown off the bus for that error, sending your flatcap flying (not least because you should have been using your Oyster).
 

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