Things We Hate

[Stevencc]

Cats of Basingstoke beware.

 

[sl1k]

People who chew with their mouths open and/or sound like a fucking cow doing it.

Savages.

 

[JimJams]

Cats. Fucking vermin.

Cats might be a bit of a controversial one and you'll likely divide opinion on that, I quite like them. However hating beastiality seems like a legit gripe. So I'll agree with your second point.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

People who chew with their mouths open and/or sound like a fucking cow doing it.

Savages.

Stay away from Japan then, as that is considered good etiquette there as far as I'm aware.

 

[slaphead]

Cats of Basingstoke beware.

He's got more hair than me.

 

[Pagnell]

Stay away from Japan then, as that is considered good etiquette there as far as I'm aware.

And in India judging by the guy who sits opposite me. I have earplugs in my drawer and put them in every time he eats.

 

[JimJams]

To be fair on the guy his food is so spicy that his head would explode if he didn't air it out a bit.

He's probably saying to people on a forum somewhere "Thank fuck the guy who sits opposite me doesn't also eat spicy food, cos he's a proper shit breath."

 

[SALTIRE]

People who say 'basically' when trying to explain things.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

People who say 'basically' when trying to explain things.

Well, basically, it is occasionally an easier word to use when explaining things.... Basically.

 

[epic73]

People who say 'basically' when trying to explain things.

Oi!

 

[epic73]

Cats. Fucking vermin.

Widget is very upset. Apologize now.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Widget is very upset. Apologize now.

I would say Joey was, but I haven't seen him all day since I told him he could fuck off if he thought he was going out in this weather.

 

[slaphead]

I would say Joey was, but I haven't seen him all day since I told him he could fuck off if he thought he was going out in this weather.

Denying a cat his right to dig up plants and shit on lawns? Surely that's animal cruelty too?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Denying a cat his right to dig up plants and shit on lawns? Surely that's animal cruelty too?

It's human cruelty for me to have to have the door open when it's freezing fucking cold and pissing it down too, so I'd say it's an even trade.

 

[markpvfc]

Having my 20 year old cat put down today, completely gutted as she's been a member of my family nearly half my life.

 

[Stevencc]

Sorry to hear that, Mark.

 

[smat]

Having my 20 year old cat put down today, completely gutted as she's been a member of my family nearly half my life.

Shit. Really sorry to hear that. RIP. May I suggest having pic of her as your avatar in tribute? Might be a nice touch (tell me to butt out if not).

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Having my 20 year old cat put down today, completely gutted as she's been a member of my family nearly half my life.

Must not make tennis racquet joke.

 

[SALTIRE]

Sorry to hear that Mark, I'm a bit worried for my cat just now as he isn't eating like he normally does. 20 years is a great innings though, I'm sure he had a good life.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Having my 20 year old cat put down today, completely gutted as she's been a member of my family nearly half my life.

Ah that's shit mate, gutted for you. Really am, I've no idea what I'd do if anything happened to mine, and I've only had him two years (Think he's 3 or 4..). My condolences.

 

[markpvfc]

Shit. Really sorry to hear that. RIP. May I suggest having pic of her as your avatar in tribute? Might be a nice touch (tell me to butt out if not).

I don't think I have any digital photo's of her, or know how to do avatar's for that matter, apart from that would've been a great idea.

 

[slaphead]

Having my 20 year old cat put down today, completely gutted as she's been a member of my family nearly half my life.

Gutted for you too, just because they are not to my taste doesn't mean I don't appreciate what pets mean to their owners.

 

[mnb089mnb]

My cat did a massive shit on the middle of mine and my wife's freshly made bed. Almost exactly in the centre.

I thought it was hilarious.

 

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

'cat'

 

[Pliny Harris]

The volume on my earphones has dropped off this last week so it's hard to make out most songs when out on da street. Volume levels that were unbearable now get lost beneath rustling trees in the background. Less than a year into their warranty I looked to get them replaced and yippee, the eBay shop I got them from has been deleted. Arses, they were a posh pair. Reluctantly sent for a replacement order somewhere that should be more reliable, and at least I'll have money coming in soon.

Sorry to Pagnell up this thread but it's been getting on my chebs.

 

[silkyman]

Allow me to elaborate. Cats that shit on my fresh cut and fertilized lawn and just wander off, and those that dig my newly planted bedding plants up and shit in the holes and then destroy the plants. Time to get the .22 out again.

There's about five of the fuckers trying to get our rabbit. Judicious use of a water pistol and shouting has left them all utterly terrified of me.

Now... Dogs.

Barking, howling, shitting, toddler murdering c***.

 

[johnnytodd]

People who have cats make me sick, and there houses fucking stink.

sorry about your cat mate though.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

People who have cats make me sick, and there houses fucking stink.

sorry about your cat mate though.

Not if you look after them properly... Could also say exactly the same for dogs, children, rodents etc...

 

[slaphead]

Now... Dogs.

Barking, howling, shitting, toddler murdering c***.

Now just you wait a cotton-pickin' minute. Wadda ya mean ya don't like daags?

 

[johnnytodd]

Not if you look after them properly... Could also say exactly the same for dogs, children, rodents etc...

They all stink and so do their owners clothes FACT.