Things We Hate

[Cheese & Biscuits]

People who use the emergency alarm thing on the Tube when they don't feel well. Just get off at the next stop, the train will keep going until it gets there anyway. What do they think will happen, an ambulance will be waiting in the tunnel when the train comes to a screeching halt?

 

[Pagnell]

Nice to hear the couple have worked through their problems though.

Funnily enough I said that to him when he told me. He said it wasn't much of a consolation. Selfish c**t.

 

[blade1889]

Convincing yourself you're going to die or have caught some horrible illness.

Dont know hoe many times I've convinced myself I've got HIV or cancer. Went to the doctors again today after finding a new lump but it was nothing...obviously the finding out its nothing part is a thing I like, just not the not sleeping for days before part cos I'm a hypochondriac

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Knowing I have a parking ticket waiting for me as I forgot to pay for parking this morning.

 

[SALTIRE]

Convincing yourself you're going to die or have caught some horrible illness.

Dont know hoe many times I've convinced myself I've got HIV or cancer. Went to the doctors again today after finding a new lump but it was nothing...obviously the finding out its nothing part is a thing I like, just not the not sleeping for days before part cos I'm a hypochondriac

I saw a lesion on my hand the other day and thought it was skin cancer, it fell off later that day and then I remembered it was a bit of toffee off the popcorn I had the night before!

 

[Pagnell]

Not hate, more an observation. Someone going out their way to put down another by spending a considerable amount of time composing long, over-elaborate posts, only for it to be obvious that such posts are simply an attempt to overcome their own internal problems and issues of self-worth.

 

[Abertawe]

I hear that brother.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Not hate, more an observation.

Self-evidently the wrong thread then innit, Sigmund.

 

[Pagnell]

I've often thought the forum needs a Things We Observe thread.

 

[epic73]

Freezing cold showers. Not nice...

The shower in my house stays warm for 30 seconds to a minute, then becomes not nice.

 

[mente captus]

I was really u decided where i shall post it, here or in the things we like thread.

I have had a discussion yesterday and came to the conclusion,thative all seen whats possible in international football as a german.

I sawthem winning the world cup.(1990 and2014)
I saw them losing a wc final (2002)
I saw them winning the euros (1996)
I saw them losing a ec final (2008)
I saw them trashing their biggest rivals
I saw them getting trashed by the same nations
I saw them walking through their qualification
I saw them struggeling
i saw them marching through a tournament
I saw them going out as bottom-last
I saw them winning tournaments on the home soil of our rivals
I saw them getting knocked-out on home soil by an rival
I saw they coming back after being three goals down
I saw them losing a four goals lead
I sawthem winning 7:1 after being 0:1 down at half time
What is yet to come?

 

[Stevencc]

>marching

 

[silkyman]

Knowing I have a parking ticket waiting for me as I forgot to pay for parking this morning.

https://m.myringgo.co.uk

Love it. No dicking around looking for change or walking around looking for a machine that isn't fucked. Just do the app as you walk off.

Especially as the place I park in town when I visit clients is a quid for four hours l, but 3.20 for eight. Just add a new parking session after the first one ends and that's an entire of one hundred and twenty new pence in yer pocket, millado.

That's like a third of a pint.

 

[SALTIRE]

>marching

Does anyone seriously think he's funny? No comic talent whatsoever in my book.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Does anyone seriously think he's funny? No comic talent whatsoever in my book.

Who? StevenCC?

Yeah, he's a dick.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

https://m.myringgo.co.uk

Love it. No dicking around looking for change or walking around looking for a machine that isn't fucked. Just do the app as you walk off.

Especially as the place I park in town when I visit clients is a quid for four hours l, but 3.20 for eight. Just add a new parking session after the first one ends and that's an entire of one hundred and twenty new pence in yer pocket, millado.

That's like a third of a pint.

That's sad... It's over half round here!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

https://m.myringgo.co.uk

Love it. No dicking around looking for change or walking around looking for a machine that isn't fucked. Just do the app as you walk off.

Especially as the place I park in town when I visit clients is a quid for four hours l, but 3.20 for eight. Just add a new parking session after the first one ends and that's an entire of one hundred and twenty new pence in yer pocket, millado.

That's like a third of a pint.

I use Ringgo, just forgot to do it on Monday.

 

[MSB92]

Does anyone seriously think he's funny? No comic talent whatsoever in my book.

I like his comedy style. The Other Guys is a hilarious movie.

 

[Stevencc]

Does anyone seriously think he's funny? No comic talent whatsoever in my book.

I don't - but I googled "uneasy gif" and his most fit the bill.

 

[Stevencc]

Who? StevenCC?

Yeah, he's a dick.

At least you think I'm a funny dick.

 

[mente captus]

Does anyone seriously think he's funny? No comic talent whatsoever in my book.

Yeah, i love stranger then fiction and the other guys

 

[PaulHaddock]

Anchorman is his only decent film imo.

 

[blade1889]

Step Brothers is the only one I liked

 

[SALTIRE]

Really? I mean some of the films border on ok, but he is never funny in any of them relying on raising his voice to try for comic effect? Na I don't see it.

 

[Stevencc]

That's because you are supposed to hear it.

 

[Skinner]

Chest infections

Every year at pretty much the same time I get the same illnesses. As soon as sunny season starts my body probably can't adapt and I end up with a chest infection, eventually leading to Pneumonia, it's been a normality for like 4 years now.

On another note - Strip clubs.

I been in and out of work for a few months now after getting sacked for fucking up big time, so the few wages I'm getting I should make last, but two weeks out of the last three on my new job I've spunked all my wages on a Friday night in a strip club. Basis was lovely though. I'm such a prick.

 

[Stagat]

after getting sacked for fucking up big time

What did you do?

 

[spireite]

Chest infections

Every year at pretty much the same time I get the same illnesses. As soon as sunny season starts my body probably can't adapt and I end up with a chest infection, eventually leading to Pneumonia, it's been a normality for like 4 years now.

On another note - Strip clubs.

I been in and out of work for a few months now after getting sacked for fucking up big time, so the few wages I'm getting I should make last, but two weeks out of the last three on my new job I've spunked all my wages on a Friday night in a strip club. Basis was lovely though. I'm such a prick.

That could just be a bad hayfever reaction mate, I'd try some antihistamines and if they take edge off, start taking them in like April next year and it might not even start

 

[Camborne Gills]

Anchorman is his only decent film imo.

That's only half decent because Christina Applegate is in it. The rest of his stuff is mostly a large pile of dog egg.

I think Stewie Griffin summed it up perfectly 'That's not funny!!'

 

[mistermagic]

Stripclubs are fun.