Things We Hate

[Dr Mantis Toboggan]

People who have cats make me sick, and there houses fucking stink.

sorry about your cat mate though.

*their

 

[silkyman]

Now just you wait a cotton-pickin' minute. Wadda ya mean ya don't like daags?

Dogs can all fuck off. So can quite a large number of dog owners. Filthy 'hanging bags of excrement on a tree' wankers.

 

[Pagnell]

Guy in work and his missus were due to exchange on a house this coming Tuesday but he received a phone call yesterday telling him the couple selling have gotten back together and are moving back in. He's lost nearly £5k in solicitor and survey fees and has absolutely no comeback. What a pisser.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Nice to hear the couple have worked through their problems though.

 

[blade1889]

Guy in work and his missus were due to exchange on a house this coming Tuesday but he received a phone call yesterday telling him the couple selling have gotten back together and are moving back in. He's lost nearly £5k in solicitor and survey fees and has absolutely no comeback. What a pisser.

Should bring in the same laws the likes of Portugal have. Once you put a deposit down (same time as paying solicitors fees) if the seller backs down they have to pay you back 2x the deposit and if the buyer backs out they lose the deposit to the seller.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Dog haters.

 

[johnnytodd]

Dogs and their owners clothes and houses smell far worse. There were 3 houses on my route to school where you could smell that nasty dog smell as you walked past them.

Nah cats are far worse ( I DONT HAVE DOGS BTW) the houses stink and i refuse to eat in peoples houses who have cats......there is fur and piss and shit everywhere off their feet

 

[blade1889]

I'm surprised anyone would ever invite you round for food anyway

 

[johnnytodd]

I'm surprised anyone would ever invite you round for food anyway

LOL i am quite often asked out for dinner with the wife..............especially since my appearance on come dine with me in 2009.

 

[Habbinalan]

LOL i am quite often asked out for dinner with the wife..............especially since my appearance on come dine with me in 2009.

 

[johnnytodd]

No scousers on that pic

 

[blade1889]

Windows 10 forcing an update through 2 days ago and now my laptop microphone doesn't work and I can only hear anything if I plug headphones in.

Pagnell any idea what to do????

I could literally scream right now as I had been using skype to talk to my family half way across the world but thnks to ####ing windows thts now impossible.

 

[claret50]

Is this any help?

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/windows-10-how-fix-sound-issues-after-upgrade-1513693

 

[G.B]

try looking for you mic in skypes audio settings and making sure it's selected.

try turning off sound effects on your mic via control panel, sound, recording, your mics properties, enhancements tab, disable all sound effects.

try updating your audio drivers to the latest version.

in that order. w10 broke my mic too when i had it and the second option fixed it for me.

you can stop w10 from automatically downloading updates and fucking your shit up. w10 is a bit crap atm, had loads of problems with it. downgraded back to w7 myself.

 

[blade1889]

Cheers lads...tried updating all the devices and it still didn't work (apparently already on latest updates). Went through a whole performance, testing mikes, adjusting default settings. But 2 hours later after uninstalling and reinstalling the device it now works...took ages just doing that!

I had been stopping it updating then 2 days ago i left my laptop on, came back and it was chuffing doing it!

My laptops fairly old and about to die anyway so I suspect I may be taking advantage of apples student discount over summer.

 

[johnnytodd]

We all know your gutted cos you can't hear the girls on sex cams faking orgasms to make you shoot your load..........

 

[Camborne Gills]

They all stink and so do their owners clothes FACT.

Wait.............................................what? that is one hell of a generalisation.

Isn't there a terrace chant that mentions Liverpool and dead cats, or something along those lines?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Wait.............................................what? that is one hell of a generalisation.

Isn't there a terrace chant that mentions Liverpool and dead cats, or something along those lines?

"You'll never walk a lion"?

 

[blade1889]

We all know your gutted cos you can't hear the girls on sex cams faking orgasms to make you shoot your load..........

Ah bless...anybody wanna tell him?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Johnny... Blade bats for the other team.

Is that sufficient, mate?

 

[Stevencc]

What's cricket got to do with it?

 

[lordofthepies]

What's cricket got to do with it?

Cricket is always relevant. Cricket is life.

 

[Stevencc]

Cricket is always relevant. Cricket is life.

But only test cricket.

 

[lordofthepies]

But only test cricket.

Of course.

 

[johnnytodd]

Ah bless...anybody wanna tell him?

did you hear my joke about the two homosexuals in a flat?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

The fact that having depression occasionally makes me an angry, horrible c***. And in the back of my head I'm screaming at myself to stop being a c***, but I just continue doing so regardless, thus making me more angry.

 

[Aber gas]

The fact that having depression occasionally makes me an angry, horrible c***. And in the back of my head I'm screaming at myself to stop being a c***, but I just continue doing so regardless, thus making me more angry.

Just accept it, we all get it wrong sometimes. Part of recovery is accepting that your reactions are extreme. Breath, fuck off the guilt and try not to stress about it( ridiculous, I know)
You're a decent bloke so don't get so down on yourself. As I said before if you need anything just give us a PM. All the best

 

[mnb089mnb]

did you hear my joke about the two homosexuals in a flat?

They both came round in the end.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Just accept it, we all get it wrong sometimes. Part of recovery is accepting that your reactions are extreme. Breath, fuck off the guilt and try not to stress about it( ridiculous, I know)
You're a decent bloke so don't get so down on yourself. As I said before if you need anything just give us a PM. All the best

Oh I know, easier said than done at times though, that little rant made me feel a bit better... That, and blowing up half of the world with Russia in a game.

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

Freezing cold showers. Not nice...