Things We Hate

[spireite]

I probably wouldn't go to Asia if I were you.

Big spitters?

 

[Steady]

Obviously. There's loads of that in Asia.

I'm absolutely positive that said Asda half an hour ago.

 

[lordofthepies]

I'm absolutely positive that said Asda half an hour ago.

It definitely didn't, but it might be best to avoid Asda too...

 

[lordofthepies]

Big spitters?

I can't speak for all of it, but it's perfectly normal to spit all over the places in the bits I've been to. They consider the idea of handkerchiefs pretty gross though and they've probably got a point.

 

[Skinner]

The jobsworth site manager who probably got bullied at school that caught me smoking on site, meaning I have to be re-inducted tomorrow.

 

[BlueBee]

Lads walking round on my I'm site smoking weed. It's hilarious that I got a yellow card for not tidying up my work area (even though it weren't my mess to clear up).

 

[Alty]

Standards, boys. Standards.

 

[Skinner]

Standards, boys. Standards.

I can understand that and appreciate management enforcing rules. However, when two people get red handedley caught breaking into lockers and instead of being thrown off site, they get the same punishment as me, it's bollocks.

The more annoying thing is though, is that the bloke that caught me has it in for me because I was apparently rude to him a few weeks back when I told him the sites welfare was shit (which it is). He even turned around and said to my boss today, "do you want to get rid of him because we now have enough dirt on him." The absolute c***. Obviously my boss disapproved as he knows that I'll be replaced by some bozzo who is half as skilled and speaks broken English.

 

[Richard Cranium]

The jobsworth site manager who probably got bullied at school that caught me smoking on site, meaning I have to be re-inducted tomorrow.

What is it with Site managers. Have they never been on the tools. I told one on the last job we did to stick to supping tea in his makeshift office.

 

[Skinner]

They all come out of Uni, only tool they've held is a pair of scissors.

 

[silkyman]

Repeats of topical shows. Flicking channels the other day I found Mock the Week on Dave.

From so long ago that there were hilarious gags about how terrible everything would be IF London hosted the Olympics.

I know you're buying them second hand, but something from this decade might be a better draw.

 

[Libertadores FC]

When someone claims the Brazilian and English leagues to be the best of their continents.

I'm sure most of us know how poor the English teams are in Europe. However, while Brazil has had a successful spell of dominance in South America from 2011-2013, the 2013 Libertadores was barely won by Mineiro, and the Brazilian teams have been shit since. 2014 was the worst year in the history of Brazilian football. I haven't been impressed with anyone in Brazil yet other than Corinthians (I didn't see Sao Paulo's 4-0 win yesterday, but they were awful against Corinthians)

Why am I telling you all this though? Well I know this Manchester United gloryhunter who claims United are better than Real for beating them in pre-season. It was a while back actually but it pisses me off anyways. I was telling him the Paraguayan league was better than the Brazilian league and have shown him performances in Copa Libertadores. Same with the Argentinian league. He claimed I was a dumbass for saying that which is funny yet irritating because he's never watched a South American game in his life. He's a good lad, but he's completely clueless when it comes to football. The worst part is he began naming me teams. He told me the Brazilian league has Santos and Flamengo, which is embarrassing showing he knew nothing seeing as Flamengo and Santos have turned to shit.

I'm sure people will still say the English league is the best even if there are no English teams in the quarter-finals. The Premier League has the best bottom half in all of Europe, no doubt which is why the league is so entertaining. The Spanish League is of the highest level but the bottom half is a joke which is why Barcelona and Real always thrash everyone. Only Chelsea is World Class in England in my opinion and its been proven by their Champions League performances in the past 2 years.

Another thing that pisses me off is saying Pele can't be the best because he never played in Europe. I've seen it on Facebook footy pages time and time again. Its clueless as shit as the Brazilian League was of European quality in Pele's time.

 

[TomPNE94]

I'm sure people will still say the English league is the best even if there are no English teams in the quarter-finals.

Nobody is in the QF's yet, so that's a bit harsh

 

[Libertadores FC]

Nobody is in the QF's yet, so that's a bit harsh

I know it is, but last season the English teams we're poor bar Chelsea. Manchester United didn't exactly have the toughest road to the quarter finals and barely qualified.

Chelsea are looking good for the quarter-finals. I think its over for Arsenal. City still have a bit of a chance. At the moment, I don't think the English league is of that high level due to the past few years as only Chelsea have performed well in the past 3 years. Nothing is guaranteed yet, but I'm basing my opinions on the past few years in Europe.

 

[TomPNE94]

No I agree, I hate the Premier League, it's shit

 

[Van Der Graaf]

That dress.

 

[Toffee_Joe]

My boss.

 

[Deuce_Bigalow]

That dress.

its black and blue

 

[Hank]

Training courses that I don't need to be on.
Question. What does the oil filter do?
A. Warm the engine oil
B. Pump the the engine oil
C. Filter the engine oil
D. Filter the air coming into the engine.
I've been a Parts Advisor for 18 years, you learn that on your first day

 

[Libertadores FC]

Finally was able to follow up and win my argument with that guy who kept claiming the Premier League was the best. I was stating facts such as 2 Spanish teams being the holders of Europe, English teams in Europe, and he went on to say I have mental problems. What a fucking ****. Anyways a few people then went on to agree with what I said and he kept trying to argue his case. He asked me who knocked out Chelsea and I said Atletico Madrid. A SPANISH TEAM. I don't know how he feels now but he kept quiet after that.

English teams could all go out in the qualifying rounds and people will still claim the English Premier League is the best. Entertainment wise its easily the best due to the bottom half of the league being the best in Europe in my opinion. The top teams are lacking in quality compared to the rest except for Chelsea.

 

[Renegade]

You need to find something better to do with your time bud.

 

[smat]

Yeah Libertadores. Get back to the Football Manager 100 Year Simulation project.

 

[Libertadores FC]

Fair enough. Smat I'll do the update tonight mate including all the requests.

 

[RavenBish]

Finally was able to follow up and win my argument with that guy who kept claiming the Premier League was the best. I was stating facts such as 2 Spanish teams being the holders of Europe, English teams in Europe, and he went on to say I have mental problems. What a fucking ****. Anyways a few people then went on to agree with what I said and he kept trying to argue his case. He asked me who knocked out Chelsea and I said Atletico Madrid. A SPANISH TEAM. I don't know how he feels now but he kept quiet after that.

English teams could all go out in the qualifying rounds and people will still claim the English Premier League is the best. Entertainment wise its easily the best due to the bottom half of the league being the best in Europe in my opinion. The top teams are lacking in quality compared to the rest except for Chelsea.

League 1 is the best league in the world pal, so you and whoever you argued with wasted your time completely.

 

[Libertadores FC]

League 1 is the best league in the world pal, so you and whoever you argued with wasted your time completely.

You make a very good point. I don't know why I continue wasting my time with him. He claims to be a Manchester United fan yet doesn't know who Bobby Charlton, or Solksjaer is. Complete gloryhunter. The fact he also thinks a pre-season cup determines whether United is better than Real or not is also laughable. I should just stop as you and everyone else is saying.

 

[mistermagic]

Being on the dole. It sucks. I didn't even enjoy it when it started (February) and days are getting longer and longer. It really is fucking shit.

 

[Renegade]

Being on the dole. It sucks. I didn't even enjoy it when it started (February) and days are getting longer and longer. It really is fucking shit.

But think of all the extra time you get to spend with us. <3

 

[thespus]

Being on the dole. It sucks. I didn't even enjoy it when it started (February) and days are getting longer and longer. It really is fucking shit.

Hang in there, mate. Are your still living in Munich and drinking litre steins of Augustiner-Braü? There are certainly worse places to be on the dole.

Edit - You can move to St. Louis and teach French. City founded by Monsieurs Chouteau and Laclede. The ice hockey and baseball are ace, we have a tier 3 soccer team playing it's inaugural season (they held open tryouts; my touch has forsaken me), and American local craft breweries (not shit like Anheuser-Busch; ironically a St. Louis company) make the best beer in the world. A local brewery, Urban Chestnut, is run by an ex-pat from the Hallertau region. It's also the cheapest big-city in America re: cost of living.

 

[mistermagic]

You're right, Munich does sound better than St Louis.

 

[Pagnell]

Puking at work. I knew I should have called in sick this morning.