Things We Hate

[This Charming Mike]

Marco Pierre White. What a fucking weirdo.

 

[Cardsfan]

Marco Pierre White. What a fucking weirdo.

This. Was channel-hopping and his face popped up

 

[RavenBish]

Marco Pierre White. What a fucking weirdo.

Warning - #humblebrag coming up.

I met him on holiday a few years ago (he was in the same place as us for about a week or so) and he was an exceptionally nice guy. Far from the intense hard-faced bloke you see on TV.

 

[silkyman]

I think most tv arseholes are are playing a role

 

[spireite]

People who spit.

 

[SUTSS]

Being able to smell the dinner coming out of the kitchen but knowing there is still ages until you actually get to eat it.

 

[smat]

People who spit.

Be grateful for what you can get.

 

[sl1k]

When people stand around on the middle of the pavement like their mum owns.

If I weren't the polite person I am, Id love to just go all Verve on these mofos.

 

[Van Der Graaf]

Tinder's like limit. What's the point?

 

[TomPNE94]

Getting back to my car after work and it not starting up cos the Distributor appears to be fucked. Wonderful.

 

[Cardsfan]

Getting back to my car after work and it not starting up cos the Distributor appears to be fucked. Wonderful.

Public Transport for the win

 

[TomPNE94]

Public Transport for the win

Park and Ride. I'm just sat in a car park waiting for my Dad

 

[TomPNE94]

I don't have a car and I doubt I'll ever get one

I kind of need one to get to work tbh

 

[Aberstone]

I don't have a car and I doubt I'll ever get one

Unless you're going to work in the city it's of so much use owning a car.

 

[White Army]

The nurse accidentally saying we were having a boy even though we didn't want to know. Seriously

 

[thespus]

The nurse accidentally saying we were having a boy even though we didn't want to know. Seriously

Shit, but there is a silver-lining. 50% chance it could have been a child who doesn't even like football and has monthly biological deficiencies which attract bears if you are in the forest.

 

[RavenBish]

The nurse accidentally saying we were having a boy even though we didn't want to know. Seriously

It could just be a girl with a cock.

 

[PuB]

Not being able to fit a whole slice of bread in to my toaster, meaning I have to turn it halfway through leaving me a significantly more toasted 2/3rd of a slice than the other 1/3rd.

I simply cannot live in a world where someone is paid handsomely to design toasters THAT YOU CANT FIT BREAD IN TO.

Angry.

 

[Veggie Legs]

That annoys me too. My current toaster is nearing the end of its life so I think the new one will be a four slice one like this, where you can fit two big slices in.

 

[smat]

wireless toaster???

 

[TomPNE94]

my toaster has 4 slots but the bread sticks out at the top, it's ridiculous

 

[PuB]

my toaster has 4 slots but the bread sticks out at the top, it's ridiculous

You know my pain.

It just sits there, poking out the top, leering at you, remaining all bready, like it's somehow your fault.

 

[TomPNE94]

You know my pain.

It just sits there, poking out the top, leering at you, remaining all bready, like it's somehow your fault.

This stupid twat, it's a right bastard

 

[RavenBish]

Buy smaller bread.

 

[Stevencc]

Crumbly mature cheddar. Great taste, awful texture.

 

[SALTIRE]

Crumbly mature cheddar. Great taste, awful texture.

Agree with that, love me some mature cheddar, but half the crumbly stuff ends up on the floor after you cut it!

 

[Pliny Harris]

People who get in your way when crossing the road, but make it up to you by pretending to jog for two steps before going back into a walk.

 

[lordofthepies]

People who spit.

I probably wouldn't go to Asia if I were you.

 

[TomPNE94]

I thought he meant MC's spitting bars

 

[lordofthepies]

Obviously. There's loads of that in Asia.