Things We Hate

[Leo]

It was painful at first, but after a while it was fine, but i've got to go back to the dentist next week to finish off the treatment. I had a tooth out a few years ago even though i had an abscess and the pain was incredible, so i'm very reluctant to have any more taken out now.

Fingers crossed all finishes off well for you mate.

 

[SALTIRE]

Hard drive failing (yes its my porn drive as well!).

 

[Pagnell]

Charities.

Ok. I'm not a complete c*** and don't hate them. But what I do hate is charities cold calling on my door step. Especially when it's past half eight at night. I've got a pregnant missus and I don't need some jive talking student bell end knocking on and trying to guilt trip me into giving cash, especially when I start work at stupid o' clock in the morning. I'm looking at you Madam Curie and Cancer Research you militant f*cks.

 

[Pagnell]

This horrible fucking stinking cold I currently have. Fuck off.

 

[Stevencc]

Those days where life decides to shit on you from a great height multiple times and laugh at the mess.

 

[SALTIRE]

Being down in the dumps.

 

[Stevencc]

Being shit on WHEN you are down in the dumps is what I like to call "the double".

 

[The Iron]

Christmas songs being played already at my local supermarkets.

 

[Skinner]

South London police.

Had a copper jump out the van and shout "step away from the fucking van" when I approached it to explain there was a young, very intoxicated girl passed out around the corner from them. Not only did the prick copper question if I had a run in with her, he pinned me up against the wall too. c*** obviously got bullied in school, and that's the last time I try and alert them with decency.

And this is just short of a year of one of them planting MDMA in my pocket and got me sacked.

 

[Craig]

I'm sorry but I just don't believe the police would act in such a way.

 

[Abertawe]

Playing fight night with a broken power button, not fair.

 

[Leo]

So I'm sitting there at 4.45pm & the missus says...."You not having your bottle of wine then ?"

Being forgetful at certain times is a bastard!

 

[Leo]

When your home hair & beard trimmer conks out halfway through the job and you have to go to the only barbers (a new Turkish Barbers shop) open in the near vicinity and end up paying fourteen fucking sovs!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

When your home hair & beard trimmer conks out halfway through the job and you have to go to the only barbers (a new Turkish Barbers shop) open in the near vicinity and end up paying fourteen fucking sovs!

If you have a pair of hair clippers, they can do it in a pinch...

 

[Skinner]

Dominos refusing to deliver to where I live, heartbreaking. My missus has never even tried dominos, and when she mentioned this at first it nearly broke us.

I'll be taking her back to Kent at the weekend, just to order.

 

[epic73]

I have to start applying to schools for next year already.

 

[Luke Imp]

Having a gastroscopy booked for next Wednesday. I've spent the last 24 hours trying to convince myself I don't need it.

5/10.

Not as bad as feared, but not necessarily something you'd choose to do. Throat spray average in taste.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

As bad as a colonoscopy? The camera up the arse is the most pleasant bit of it tbh... The bastard laxatives are the worst.

 

[Luke Imp]

Never had one of them!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Be thankful.

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

Dominos refusing to deliver to where I live, heartbreaking. My missus has never even tried dominos, and when she mentioned this at first it nearly broke us.

I'll be taking her back to Kent at the weekend, just to order.

Overrated and not worth the money. I don't mind it when you get the 50% off deals that are around, but to pay the best part of £20 for what is essentially glorified cheese on toast baffles me.

 

[mowgli]

As bad as a colonoscopy? The camera up the arse is the most pleasant bit of it tbh... The bastard laxatives are the worst.

Shitting n on stop for 5/6 hours was bloody awful and the camera as you say was not the best procedure i've had.

 

[Leo]

Shitting n on stop for 5/6 hours was bloody awful and the camera as you say was not the best procedure i've had.

obviously that was very unpleasant for you Mowgli but you ever had severe constipation & I mean as in not having had any form of shite for a whole week. When it came to getting it started I can assure you the pain is Grade one shit mate.

 

[mowgli]

obviously that was very unpleasant for you Mowgli but you ever had severe constipation & I mean as in not having had any form of shite for a whole week. When it came to getting it started I can assure you the pain is Grade one shit mate.

No i never had constipation mate so couldn't imagine what that's like,i had the camera up the arse as i had blood in my shit and my GP sent me to hospital to check it wasn't a sign of bowel cancer which thankfully it wasn't Scared the life out of me though. Are you all sorted now?

 

[Habbinalan]

No i never had constipation mate so couldn't imagine what that's like,i had the camera up the arse as i had blood in my shit and my GP sent me to hospital to check it wasn't a sign of bowel cancer which thankfully it wasn't Scared the life out of me though. Are you all sorted now?

If Leo There's a quiet room where you two can explore these issues to your heart's content.

http://www.onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/the-1ff-stool-thread.4880/#post-151533

Incidentally, if you find a colonoscopy intimidating, consider a cystoscopy.

 

[Leo]

No i never had constipation mate so couldn't imagine what that's like,i had the camera up the arse as i had blood in my shit and my GP sent me to hospital to check it wasn't a sign of bowel cancer which thankfully it wasn't Scared the life out of me though. Are you all sorted now?

Oh aye, that was many years ago after a week in the hospital (result of a car crash). You're over 50 aren't you....do you do the bowel samples test every two years? I do that.

Glad your camera test was clear mate.

 

[Leo]

If Leo pays his £10 dues, there's a quiet room where you two can explore these issues to your heart's content.

http://www.onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/the-1ff-stool-thread.4880/#post-151533

Incidentally, if you find a colonoscopy intimidating, consider a cystoscopy.

Oh ffs!

 

[mowgli]

Oh aye, that was many years ago after a week in the hospital (result of a car crash). You're over 50 aren't you....do you do the bowel samples test every two years? I do that.

Glad your camera test was clear mate.

I have another one next year mate, can't wait.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Hangovers. I miss the days when I didn't have them.

 

[JimJams]

Like yesterday?