Things We Hate

[SALTIRE]

Having to wait until 6 tonight to get my computer delivered! Fucked up my sleep pattern this bloody courier.

 

[Leo]

Having to wait until 6 tonight to get my computer delivered! Fucked up my sleep pattern this bloody courier.

Fuck all to do with the courier...It's Sturgeons fault.....

 

[Leo]

She's a far better leader than anything they have in Westminster that's for sure. I think your all just misogynists

Defo...you ARE on the glue....

 

[SALTIRE]

Getting my pc which is great, but stopping all the tracking in its path Microsoft is doing for Windows 10 is a pain in the arse.

Also forgot to take out the dongle for my mouse off my old computer so I'm having to use an ancient mouse tonight and the left-click button doesn't work! Getting a new one (and possibly a new keyboard also) tomorrow so it's not too much of a biggie.

 

[Aber gas]

Getting my pc which is great, but stopping all the tracking in its path Microsoft is doing for Windows 10 is a pain in the arse.

Also forgot to take out the dongle for my mouse off my old computer so I'm having to use an ancient mouse tonight and the left-click button doesn't work! Getting a new one (and possibly a new keyboard also) tomorrow so it's not too much of a biggie.

 

[Leo]

These fucking contestants on 'Bargain Hunt' ! They approach the seller and say..."What's your best (meaning lowest) price on that lovely object". Seller says..." £50 "......Contestant puts on that fucking hideous pleading face and asks...."Could you do £30 ?"......Seller says....."Nope"... "How about £35 whinges the contestant ?". At this point I really wish the seller would politely inform them..."NO you c*nt, are you fucking deaf? I gave you the best price yet you fucking pester me....Now FUCK right off!"

 

[Indian Dan]

Now, I love my dogs to bits but, yet again, I let them out this morning and there was a cat in the garden. How the little fella got away I'll never know. They caught one a while back and shook it to fuck. Had a neighbour round with her little daughter asking if I'd seen her missing cat. Felt like shit - although, somewhat surprisingly, the cat did turn up a week later pretty beat up, though.

You'd have thought the local moggies would know by now.

 

[Leo]

Now, I love my dogs to bits but, yet again, I let them out this morning and there was a cat in the garden. How the little fella got away I'll never know. They caught one a while back and shook it to fuck. Had a neighbour round with her little daughter asking if I'd seen her missing cat. Felt like shit - although, somewhat surprisingly, the cat did turn up a week later pretty beat up, though.

You'd have thought the local moggies would know by now.

Strange cat to the area Dan ? My two visit a neighbour 2 doors along (as does her cat to my gaff) but the couple in the house inbetween have recently got a wee dog that barks like fuck so the three of them (cats) won't pass through their back garden if the dog's about.

 

[Indian Dan]

After the fish in the pond, I reckon. I like all animals so hate seeing one get hurt.

 

[SALTIRE]

These fucking contestants on 'Bargain Hunt' ! They approach the seller and say..."What's your best (meaning lowest) price on that lovely object". Seller says..." £50 "......Contestant puts on that fucking hideous pleading face and asks...."Could you do £30 ?"......Seller says....."Nope"... "How about £35 whinges the contestant ?". At this point I really wish the seller would politely inform them..."NO you c*nt, are you fucking deaf? I gave you the best price yet you fucking pester me....Now FUCK right off!"

You need some hobbies besides wine in your retirement mate.

 

[SALTIRE]

After the fish in the pond, I reckon. I like all animals so hate seeing one get hurt.

Yeah just came back from Arbroath and was on the beach where a heron was looking towards the sea and it's legs were buggered when it tried to move. Nature is cruel.

 

[Indian Dan]

These fucking contestants on 'Bargain Hunt' ! They approach the seller and say..."What's your best (meaning lowest) price on that lovely object". Seller says..." £50 "......Contestant puts on that fucking hideous pleading face and asks...."Could you do £30 ?"......Seller says....."Nope"... "How about £35 whinges the contestant ?". At this point I really wish the seller would politely inform them..."NO you c*nt, are you fucking deaf? I gave you the best price yet you fucking pester me....Now FUCK right off!"

While we're on the subject of contestants . . . Those dozy twats on Pointless who clap themselves when they get a question right.

I've applied to get on The Chase - no chance probably.

 

[Leo]

While we're on the subject of contestants . . . Those dozy twats on Pointless who clap themselves when they get a question right.

I've applied to get on The Chase - no chance probably.

I've never watched that show right through....possibly five minutes and just didn't like what I saw. But you're right....who the fuck claps for themselves.

 

[Leo]

You need some hobbies besides wine in your retirement mate.

probably right Salty. I don't actually go out of my way to watch it, it's the wife but I'm normally hanging around if I've no outdoor work to do. Could go for a shite instead I suppose.

 

[Aber gas]

I clap myself when I get a pointless and high five myself whilst chuckling if I just miss out.

 

[mowgli]

I clap myself when I get a pointless and high five myself whilst chuckling if I just miss out.

I only watch it when The Chase isn't on,can't say i celebrate if i get a pointless answer though.

 

[Aber gas]

I only watch it when The Chase isn't on,can't say i celebrate if i get a pointless answer though.

It's good to take slivers of joy where you find them in this cold, cynical world.

 

[mowgli]

It's good to take slivers of joy where you find them in this cold, cynical world.

Fair point Aber especially when you realise you're never too old to enjoy yourself unless it's at others expense.

 

[Leo]

It's good to take slivers of joy where you find them in this cold, cynical world.

Surely there must be more fulfilling slivers that would have you applauding yoursel' than that Aber

I clap myself when I get a pointless and high five myself whilst chuckling if I just miss out.

would be a 'funny as fuck' video clip to watch......

 

[johnnytodd]

I pmsl when this big fuck off chocolate tower collapsed on a tv show the other day, I was called a 'sad c***' and ignored for 30 odd mins.

 

[Leo]

I pmsl when this big fuck off chocolate tower collapsed on a tv show the other day, I was called a 'sad c***' and ignored for 30 odd mins.

The Great British Bake Off per chance ?.....

 

[Pagnell]

Hearing the chorus from You're In Love With A Phycho by Kasabian and mistakenly thinking Mansun had reformed.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Phycho

 

[Indian Dan]

That bloke who advertises his hoovers/lawn mowers/electric bikes - what a bellend!

Other thing I hate is packaging - drives me nuts trying to open stuff.

And I've got an itchy knob at the moment

 

[Leo]

C*nts that park their car over my drive that causes me to be unable to get mine out or with severe difficulty. And the guy just up the road from me would probably cite myself in this thread cos I banged the fuck out of his door at 11.45am this morning, getting him out of his bed to move the the fucker. Bollox to him!

 

[Indian Dan]

What's the lazy fucker still doing in bed at 11.45 ffs

 

[Leo]

What's the lazy fucker still doing in bed at 11.45 ffs

probably thinking to himself...'Ahhh, another of couple hours'....KNOCK FUCKING KNOCK!

 

[Stevencc]

Was it Saltire?

 

[Leo]

Was it Saltire?

not unless he's shagging the dog that owns the gaff.....

 

[Dave]

Hayfever.