Things We Hate

[mowgli]

If we'r out and my missus says "I want to go browsing" i always say "Fine but your're on your own" and i find a cafe for a cuppa.

 

[Leo]

If we'r out and my missus says "I want to go browsing" i always say "Fine but your're on your own" and i find a cafe for a cuppa.

 

[Leo]

Pretty sure it's like an unwritten rule of being a woman to come out of a shop with more than you went in for and to spend four times as long in there than necessary because of the aforementioned 'browsing'.

 

[epic73]

two quality posts from leo

 

[Redpelt]

Browsing...fucking browsing. Was up the town at a retail park to go into M&S foodhall...that was it, nowt else.....however the missus couldn't get a suitable birthday card for her sister in law there so she says we'll go to the other end of the retail park to the Range and have a look in there. Parks up and the missus goes into the boot and brings a bag out. Why the bag if you're only getting a card says I ? Well, when we're in we'll have a browse incase I see something else. Ended up wi a birthday card and 6 packs of daffodil bulbs ffs!

The Range ,stuff of nightmares mate, I feel your pain !

 

[Leo]

two quality posts from leo

?
Make that 3.....

 

[Redpelt]

How women can lose cards when they fall out of their purse and not one card they've lost is relevant.

I could lose the same amount of cards from my wallet and I guarantee they would consist of my LFC members card, drivers license and fucking visa card.

 

[Redpelt]

Canvassers who say "give me 10 minutes to change your mind ,to which I usually reply" 10 fucking minutes you're either a Svengali or the Wife ?"

 

[FishyMackem]

"She's a sort"
"She's a bit of me"

Heard on the TV and on public transport of late.

 

[SALTIRE]

Insurance, a real rip-off.

 

[Boletus Edulis]

The leader of a country who won’t go to a remembrance event for soldiers who sacrificed their lives because its raining.

 

[QPR_Matt]

People not saying thanks when you stop to let them cross the road.

Ive stopped my journey so that you can carry on with yours, say thanks you miserable bastards!

 

[Redpelt]

Office jokers ,you know the ones that constantly look around for approval even when they have to endure the most excruciating uncomfortable toe curling silence that accompanies their joke.

 

[Indian Dan]

Why are shoe/boot laces so fucking long these days?

 

[mistermagic]

Why are shoe/boot laces so fucking long these days?

You can buy shorter ones.

 

[Indian Dan]

Why should I have to. Even those that aren’t too long are made of stuff that makes it impossible to stay tied up for more than 5 minutes. Bollocks to this Brexit nonsense - sort out the laces, May!

 

[Redpelt]

You can buy shorter ones.

Yeah, we like to call them shoe laces.

 

[Redpelt]

Mate's who threaten to confront a person with menace and then proceed to approach the situation in the most none threatening manner possible ,thus allowing the recipient of the scolding the confidence to say "Fuck off " which then see's said mate looking across the pub for back up .................Every fucking time we go out !

 

[Redpelt]

Visiting the homes of people who never offer you a drink ,but are quite happy to offer you a slice of Madeira cake. fucking sadists !

 

[Habbinalan]

Door falling off the fridge just as you're starting to stock it up for the big glutton fest.

Thank god for the internet.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Bump

What are the BBC playing at? Transferring the Strictly spin off on to BBC1 in to the Pointless slot. Are they getting desperate, having lost 1M viewers in the first week?

 

[Camborne Gills]

Christmas getting earlier every year.

 

[Indian Dan]

8th November and it’s still 22C!

 

[Camborne Gills]

8th November and it’s still 22C!

8th November and it’s still 22C!

Nearer 22F in blighty ID

Not something i would hate tbf.

 

[Indian Dan]

All this shit at the top of this home page. Get rid!

 

[Leo]

These High DA Website ads between posts.

 

[Camborne Gills]

The BBC.

Worst Christmas Day line up EVER, and they are going to remove the Red Button at the end of January.

Apparently everyone in the UK has internet now.

 

[oakroader]

inconsiderate assholes setting off fireworks at fucking midnight...they're so loud you'd think a fucking war had just started...waking up and scaring kids,pets and pensioners....

 

[Leo]

Apparently everyone in the UK has internet now.

The banks seem to believe that also mate.

 

[Camborne Gills]

The excessive coverage given to Hewitt's son and that failed American 'actress'