Things We Hate

[The Iron]

I hope you had a nice cold beer when you got home mate, because it sounds like you needed one

 

[Leo]

I hope you had a nice cold beer when you got home mate, because it sounds like you needed one

fucking morgans spiced & diet coke my man....

 

[The Iron]

Insect bites

 

[SALTIRE]

Dunno if this comes under hate or like but finding bits of poppadoms in your bed the next day!

 

[Leo]

Dunno if this comes under hate or like but finding bits of poppadoms in your bed the next day!

ffs Salty.....Like - when you find bits on your chest so you can easily pick up and nibble on them. Hate - when a bit (or bits) find their way up your arse cheeks and scratch your piles.

 

[mowgli]

ffs Salty.....Like - when you find bits on your chest so you can easily pick up and nibble on them. Hate - when a bit (or bits) find their way up your arse cheeks and scratch your piles.

That's why we rarely eat in bed

 

[SALTIRE]

I have my tea on my bed some nights, and the other night it was a curry, so had to have some poppadums with that! Also when I get the munchies late at night after a few drams, they hit the spot then as well!

 

[SALTIRE]

Reducing the A92 to 30 mph for 10 miles for the fucking golf! What can't people read signs you need to slow down the fucking traffic?

 

[Stagat]

You'd think golf people would be good at driving !!!

 

[Indian Dan]

Forgetting not to wear flip flops in a urinal

 

[PuB]

Forgetting not to wear flip flops in a urinal

Hang on, you mean you regret not taking them off first?

 

[Indian Dan]

Hang on, you mean you regret not taking them off first?

Something other than flip flops. Something where other people’s poor aim doesn’t encroach on me athletes foot!

 

[Leo]

Something other than flip flops. Something where other people’s poor aim doesn’t encroach on me athletes foot!

socks, that's what you want....yeah, socks.

 

[epic73]

inb4 ban

 

[PuB]

Attention seeking racists.

 

[Abertawe]

well that would be the easy way out for cowards like you wouldnt it, we all know that anyone who tells the truth about that cancer islam you get shut out! you need honest people like me or your girlfriends/wives would be slaves now wearing burkas simple as that, i want a mod to ban me do me a favour, like debating with left wing brick walls! i beg you to ban me!

I've told you before - get a job you BUM

 

[Abertawe]

its muslims who dont work look at the statistics retard

Provide the statistics

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Started playing fives again recently.

Last night, made a run towards back sticks, ball came in, hit a sweet half volley with power straight past the keeper, as I hit the ball I feel my hamstring pop. Wonder if I can run it off, lol jk, I can barely walk.

Fuck. Sake. It. Hurts.

 

[Abertawe]

And that's why llamas shouldn't play football.

 

[Stagat]

Also coz they just hoof it.

 

[Redpelt]

People who constantly laud their own uniqueness and then debunk those claims within ten minutes of conversation.

People who take their guitar to a dinner party believing it will quell the awkwardness and prove an icebreaker.

Women ,particularly wives ,who put things away ,stating "your lucky I was going to throw it away" believing this is what you wish to hear after leaving the book you're currently engrossed in 'apparently' balanced precariously on the arm of the couch.

 

[Leo]

Women ,particularly wives ,who put things away ,stating "your lucky I was going to throw it away" believing this is what you wish to hear after leaving the book you're currently engrossed in 'apparently' balanced precariously on the arm of the couch.

So true.....

 

[Redpelt]

So true.....

My wife could make removing my left gonad whilst I slept sound reasonable and I would be wholly convinced with the delivered explanation 'it was holding me back'

 

[SALTIRE]

Blown tyre on a motorway. Then wondering how the fuck the jack works!

 

[PuB]

Horsefly bites.

 

[SALTIRE]

Spilling precious whisky on the kitchen floor! Was almost tempted to lick it up!

 

[Leo]

Spilling precious whisky on the kitchen floor! Was almost tempted to lick it up!

Aw ffs Salty....I'll have that image in my head all day now ya manky bugger!

 

[Craig]

Drinking whisky at 7am?

 

[Leo]

Drinking whisky at 7am?

we're talking Salty frae Dundee mate. That's probably late.

 

[Ernesto]

Cycling. It's not a sport it's a mode of transport, and one used exclusively by nobs more or less.