Things We Hate

[Stevencc]

He's too scared that he'll hear Leo shouting "COME ON ENGLAND" if he has his window open.

 

[Leo]

He's too scared that he'll hear Leo shouting "COME ON ENGLAND" if he has his window open.

 

[SALTIRE]

Take it off then. Windows open, ceiling fan on, no duvet. That's the ticket.

Yup couldn't stand it any more, put a throw on the bed and had to open the window vents as well for air (it was closed as the last time we had vents open we got riddled with spiders).

 

[SALTIRE]

He's too scared that he'll hear Leo shouting "COME ON ENGLAND" if he has his window open.

I'm sure he's wandering around his house in his Union Flag right now.

 

[Leo]

I'm sure he's wandering around his house in his Union Flag right now.

shorts and evryfing mate.....

 

[SALTIRE]

shorts and evryfing mate.....

I'd be disappointed if you didn't have the white cricket blazer too mate.

 

[Leo]

I'd be disappointed if you didn't have the white cricket blazer too mate.

never with shorts my man....It's in the wardrobe with the flannels.....

 

[SALTIRE]

never with shorts my man....It's in the wardrobe with the flannels.....

How bout your bow-tie? (I still have a white bow-tie there someplace!)

 

[Leo]

How bout your bow-tie? (I still have a white bow-tie there someplace!)

Oh Noooo! I do believe I did wear a navy blue bow tie once in the distant past but I'm buggered if I can recall the event. Does a boater count ?....

 

[SALTIRE]

Oh Noooo! I do believe I did wear a navy blue bow tie once in the distant past but I'm buggered if I can recall the event. Does a boater count ?....

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Only if you have a monocle too.

 

[Pagnell]

Being told I have to have a tooth out.

 

[Leo]

Being told I have to have a tooth out.

did your dentist say whether it will be straightforward Pagnell? The last two I had to have out I was told that they 'may' be a bit complicated & I may have to be referred to a dental surgeon which had my imagination playing havoc. Thankfully the dentist managed.

 

[Pagnell]

Appears to be straightforward, an xray showed a hole has developed in the root, which explains the agonising sensitivity and constant dull ache I've had for around 4 weeks now. No way of saving it he says but as it's next to my wisdom tooth he says it will move gradually over the next few years and will close the gap.

I'll be glad to get the fucker out tomorrow. Got the afternoon off work so I'm going to go home and get pissed afterwards as there is bound to be pain.

 

[SALTIRE]

Got a molar out the at the end of last year. Due to not liking my previous dentist I hadn't seen one in over a decade! When I went to my new (old) dentist, the molar right at the back - which has always grown out horizontally - was pushing on the next tooth and digging its way into it, so it had to come out. You get told that there could be complications, but with a bit of pushing and pulling it came out clean as a daisy.

After 10 years away I got luck I suppose. The rest of my gnashers are fine thankfully, apart from a small filling needing done.

 

[Leo]

Got a molar out the at the end of last year. Due to not liking my previous dentist I hadn't seen one in over a decade! When I went to my new (old) dentist, the molar right at the back - which has always grown out horizontally - was pushing on the next tooth and digging its way into it, so it had to come out. You get told that there could be complications, but with a bit of pushing and pulling it came out clean as a daisy.

After 10 years away I got luck I suppose. The rest of my gnashers are fine thankfully, apart from a small filling needing done.

when they mention complications to me Salty.....it's sphincter twitching time mate.

 

[SALTIRE]

when they mention complications to me Salty.....it's sphincter twitching time mate.

I was fine when they said it tbh. The dentist set extra time for the appointment in case it was going to be a bastard, but I figured even if there was, he knows what he's doing on it. The only downside thinking back on it, was that he was only a temp dentist, and when I went back to get my filling done, the regular dentist was back after maternity leave and she is a lovely Irish lass. Could've done with leaning into her ample bosom when the extraction was happening - almost worth getting it done just for that alone!

 

[Leo]

I was fine when they said it tbh. The dentist set extra time for the appointment in case it was going to be a bastard, but I figured even if there was, he knows what he's doing on it. The only downside thinking back on it, was that he was only a temp dentist, and when I went back to get my filling done, the regular dentist was back after maternity leave and she is a lovely Irish lass. Could've done with leaning into her ample bosom when the extraction was happening - almost worth getting it done just for that alone!

What a fucking perv you are.

 

[SALTIRE]

What a fucking perv you are.

No, just a bloke - a bloke who hasn't had a bit in a long time!

 

[Pagnell]

OK, so it came out no bother. Was concerned the root would crack off, I've had that shit before which lead to £800 worth of private treatment to have it removed 4 years later when it went bad and I'd been in complete fucking agony for months.

 

[Leo]

OK, so it came out no bother. Was concerned the root would crack off, I've had that shit before which lead to £800 worth of private treatment to have it removed 4 years later when it went bad and I'd been in complete fucking agony for months.

time to get pished now..........

 

[SALTIRE]

More DIY assembly issues - this time a chair!

 

[Leo]

More DIY assembly issues - this time a chair!

The question that MUST be asked Salty....why the fuck do you keep buying such stuff if you're shit at it ?

 

[mowgli]

The question that MUST be asked Salty....why the fuck do you keep buying such stuff if you're shit at it ?

Or why not just get someone else to assemble it then problem solved

 

[Leo]

Or why not just get someone else to assemble it then problem solved

He's a martyr to the DIY cause Mogli....

 

[Leo]

These fucking pricks in the Wimbledon crowds (most of them btw) who clap like fucking sheep when a player challenges a call until the result of the 'Hawkeye' challenge...wankers!

 

[mowgli]

He's a martyr to the DIY cause Mogli....

At least we get a laugh at his misfortune, i want to see a pic of the chair after he's tried putting it together

 

[Leo]

At least we get a laugh at his misfortune, i want to see a pic of the chair after he's tried putting it together

 

[SALTIRE]

The question that MUST be asked Salty....why the fuck do you keep buying such stuff if you're shit at it ?

At least we get a laugh at his misfortune, i want to see a pic of the chair after he's tried putting it together

Got it finished today so there! It's a wee bit wobbly, but fuck it, it'll do!

Next up, a desk!!

 

[Pagnell]

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Where's the 1ltr bottle of Bells?

 

[mowgli]

Got it finished today so there! It's a wee bit wobbly, but fuck it, it'll do!

Next up, a desk!!

That's a bit advanced for you mate but good luck anyway