Things We Hate

[Leo]

Got it finished today so there! It's a wee bit wobbly, but fuck it, it'll do!

Next up, a desk!!

Oh please....stop it.....there are only so many sides I can afford to split....

 

[Leo]

Where's the 1ltr bottle of Bells?

he drank it before starting....perhaps the problem.

 

[SALTIRE]

I'll just stick a rug under the chair and all will be good. I managed to fix the chest of drawers last week too - go me!!

 

[Dave-Vale]

The things that people do on social media.

Facebook really pisses me off.

 

[claret50]

I'll just stick a rug under the chair and all will be good. I managed to fix the chest of drawers last week too - go me!!

Yep, you did a good job there salty.

 

[SALTIRE]

Yep, you did a good job there salty.

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I was going for the lived-in rustic look.

 

[Leo]

I was going for the lived-in rustic look.

Is it true that you once got a job as a handyman simply because you lived nearby ?

 

[SALTIRE]

Tattoos. Tacky things.

 

[mowgli]

Tattoos. Tacky things.

I've got 10

 

[JimJams]

10 tacky things?

 

[Abertawe]

I've got 10

Saint George flag
Union Jack
NF
BNP
W.W.F.C
GSTQ
Children name(s)
EDL
MAGA
Free Tommeh
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Did I do good???

 

[SALTIRE]

I've got 10

Your an older guy. In the service was it? I don't mind that, my great grandad was in the Royal Scots and had 'Scotland Forever' and the name of his regiment tattooed; its the done thing and is understandable. Also if its part of your tradition like the Maori or Tahitian areas, then thats cool too.

Its just these tacky things everyone seems to have these days; many of them with supposedly deep meanings, dates of their children or even their own names ffs! I saw a bonny lass in Tesco's today, mid-twenties, she had tattoos right up to her neck, and her arms were covered in the things - and it was hideous, and as far from feminine as you could get. Imo she was spoiling her looks by having those all over her (no doubt).

 

[JimJams]

I don't mind that.

I'm sure that'll come as a relief.

 

[SALTIRE]

I'm sure that'll come as a relief.

Got a tattoo of Jamie Vardy on your left bollock then eh mate?

 

[JimJams]

There's left n right bollocks?

 

[Stevencc]

Your an older guy. In the service was it? I don't mind that, my great grandad was in the Royal Scots and had 'Scotland Forever' and the name of his regiment tattooed; its the done thing and is understandable. Also if its part of your tradition like the Maori or Tahitian areas, then thats cool too.

Its just these tacky things everyone seems to have these days; many of them with supposedly deep meanings, dates of their children or even their own names ffs! I saw a bonny lass in Tesco's today, mid-twenties, she had tattoos right up to her neck, and her arms were covered in the things - and it was hideous, and as far from feminine as you could get. Imo she was spoiling her looks by having those all over her (no doubt).

She's probably realised that her tattoos ruled you out as a potential sexual partner and has already committed suicide as a result, don't worry.

 

[SALTIRE]

She's probably realised that her tattoos ruled you out as a potential sexual partner and has already committed suicide as a result, don't worry.

Indeed, I'm too good for her; sitting here in my string vest after scoffing doughnuts and watching whisky reviews, and muttering under my breath 'bloody England are going to win this'.

 

[Leo]

Indeed, I'm too good for her; sitting here in my string vest after scoffing doughnuts and watching whisky reviews, and muttering under my breath 'bloody England are going to win this'.

Rab C speaks.....

 

[Leo]

Having to wait for the result of a biopsy that was taken from me today.

 

[T.A]

I hope you gave them consent to do that.

 

[Leo]

I hope you gave them consent to do that.

yep, did that.

 

[SALTIRE]

Rab C speaks.....

Well he is an idol of Stevencc and me so why not, there is much to be learnt from the wisdom of old Rab!

You ever see him round Govan on your match-going days Leo?

And good luck on the biopsy.

 

[Leo]

You ever see him round Govan on your match-going days Leo?

Many a close entrance mate....many.....

 

[mowgli]

Having to wait for the result of a biopsy that was taken from me today.

A biopsy from where on your manly body? Hope the results are good mate.

 

[mowgli]

I saw a bonny lass in Tesco's today, mid-twenties, she had tattoos right up to her neck, and her arms were covered in the things

If i saw her i'd be well in love My missus had a tattoo recently on her back just a subtle butterfly but keeps asking me "What shall i have next"? And this from a woman who moans when i get tattoos. I have a big thing about women with tattoos especially ones with a sleeve it makes this old fucker go weak at the knees,some men get scared by tattood women but not me.

 

[SALTIRE]

If i saw her i'd be well in love My missus had a tattoo recently on her back just a subtle butterfly but keeps asking me "What shall i have next"? And this from a woman who moans when i get tattoos. I have a big thing about women with tattoos especially ones with a sleeve it makes this old fucker go weak at the knees,some men get scared by tattood women but not me.

Ach we are all different and have little things we like and don't. A small tattoo is fine, but not some feckin' huge mosaic or a bunch of them covering a whole area. Not for me Jeff.

 

[Leo]

A biopsy from where on your manly body? Hope the results are good mate.

small mark on my face mate.

 

[mowgli]

small mark on my face mate.

How long do you have to wait i know these these things take time?

 

[Leo]

How long do you have to wait i know these these things take time?

I didn't ask mate....slipped my mind....I didn't even know it was being done yesterday. I thought it was only for an examination but she said instead making another appointment she could do it there and then. Must admit I was a tad nervous so forgot to ask.....

 

[Leo]

Shopping in Aldi with the wife....we only go in there for particular items but she 'just has to' go up and down every fucking aisle in the shop.....apparently it's called 'browsing'.....give me fucking strength!