Things We Hate

[Red]

I'd put a fucking knife through it.

Why would you be carrying a knife when out with your missus in the park?

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Why would you be carrying a knife when out with your missus in the park?

The woman would obviously not be there voluntarily.

 

[Red]

The woman would obviously not be there voluntarily.

 

[JimJams]

The woman would obviously not be there voluntarily.

Too true.

Unfortunately I'm only allowed to use butter knives to try and make myself look well 'ard.

I wanted one that said 'You spread fear' but apparently they don't do those, so had to make do.

 

[Alty]

That Ginsters advert when the football rolls to the bloke eating a sausage roll and he has a moment of terror about kicking it back, and was incredibly proud when he knocks it back 10 yards.

Who fucking writes this? Some hipster c*** from Camden who doesn't know a thing about the world outside his beardy craft beer tattoo world?

Is there a man in this country who wouldn't feel confident to tap a ball back to someone? Surely most human men would probably try and flick it up and do a couple of keepy ups before kicking it back?

Camden? It's not 1996 you sheep shagging yokel. All about Shoreditch and Hoxton now.

 

[Stringy]

So few decent ones. Gary Neville and Lee Dixon are fine. Not great but I respect them well enough. TBF, before he stopped giving a shit (circa 2000), Alan Hansen genuinely gave some decent insight.

Although they annoy me from time to time, I probably like listening to foreign football journos like Philippe Auclair or Gabriele Marcotti more than any ex player I can think of.

Gary Neville is the best and most knowledgeable in my opinion. I think he must be the only one who puts effort into his research too.

 

[SUTSS]

Gary Neville is the best and most knowledgeable in my opinion. I think he must be the only one who puts effort into his research too.

The lack of research from some of them really shows when the World Cup comes around. They seem to be proud of their ignorance of any team outside of Europe or any player outside of Britain.

 

[SALTIRE]

Yeah look at their surprise in the last one one when Colombia and Chile had good sides. Tim Vickery warned those in the media not to write them off beforehand.

Tbh there's a lot of arrogance about our European neighbours also from pundits. Remember Shearer stating no German would get in the England side before the 4 - 1 defeat in SA?

 

[Dave-Vale]

Ian Wright is a likeable pundit too.

 

[mistermagic]

So what's the lowdown on Henry?

 

[Craig]

He's a tit.

 

[Craig]

But to be fair he did help bring the game to the guys at home watching on TV...

 

[SALTIRE]

He's a tit.

Indeed, an overpaid cheating tit.

 

[HertsWolf]

But to be fair he did help bring the game to the guys at home watching on TV...

Why? Does he moonlight as a cable engineer? Didn't see him round my house.

 

[Pagnell]

Forum sycophants who like posts because of who posted, rather than the content. Happens quite a lot on here I notice.

 

[T.A]

I agree, no one fucking likes my posts.

 

[BlueBee]

Camden? It's not 1996 you sheep shagging yokel. All about Shoreditch and Hoxton now.

I was going to say this. Camden isn't hip. Camden is for Spanish tourists and 18 year olds dancing in some shit night club to cotton eyed Joe.

Shoreditch is hipster, I love it.

 

[BlueBee]

Forum sycophants who like posts because of who posted, rather than the content. Happens quite a lot on here I notice.

I've just given you your 100th like. Remember this day.

 

[Cardsfan]

Forum sycophants who like posts because of who posted, rather than the content. Happens quite a lot on here I notice.

I've just given you your 100th like. Remember this day.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Pagnell

 

[Pagnell]

I'm really upset. Someone I don't know or ever will know doesn't like me.

 

[Skinner]

I don't understand the facepalm...?

Saying that, maybe you just don't understand the reason why BlueBee giving Pags a landmark like is something worth mentioning!

 

[Skinner]

I'm really upset. Someone I don't know or ever will know doesn't like me.

I like you Pags

Here have a like xx

 

[Pagnell]

Arrrr.....thanks. Sycophant.

 

[Cardsfan]

I don't understand the facepalm...?

Saying that, maybe you just don't understand the reason why BlueBee giving Pags a landmark like is something worth mentioning!

It seemed pretty exemplary of what Pagnell was criticising people for. Nothing wrong with a landmark like.

 

[silkyman]

I was going to say this. Camden isn't hip. Camden is for Spanish tourists and 18 year olds dancing in some shit night club to cotton eyed Joe.

Shoreditch is hipster, I love it.

Interesting. It turns out that I'm quite pleased that I'm not quite up to speed with which part of london 'trendy' c*** think is good this week...

 

[Alty]

Interesting. It turns out that I'm quite pleased that I'm not quite up to speed with which part of london 'trendy' c*** think is good this week...

Yep, far better to stick to Macclesfield where all the really interesting people live.

 

[TomPNE94]

Forum sycophants who like posts because of who posted, rather than the content. Happens quite a lot on here I notice.

Diddums

 

[Pagnell]

In the context of my post, that doesn't even make sense.

 

[TomPNE94]

In the context of my post, that doesn't even make sense.

Does it not? You're getting all upset about who likes whos posts on a football forum. Get a fucking grip man.