Things We Hate

[Craig]

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co....ford-s-xscape-entertainment-complex-1-7183803

Utter bellends.

 

[Dave-Vale]

When you get into the queue at a supermarket with 2 items and the person in front hasn't even finished loading their full shop onto the belt and they don't offer to let you go first. I do it, most people do it. This bitch didn't do it. It's an unwritten rule of being at the fucking checkout for fucks sake.

 

[Craig]

Should have gone to a self service till, who the fuck goes to a checkout with two items??

 

[Dave-Vale]

Should have gone to a self service till, who the fuck goes to a checkout with two items??

I would if Aldi had them.

 

[Craig]

Aldi, I hate Aldi and their lack of self service tills.

 

[mistermagic]

When you get into the queue at a supermarket with 2 items and the person in front hasn't even finished loading their full shop onto the belt and they don't offer to let you go first. I do it, most people do it. This bitch didn't do it. It's an unwritten rule of being at the fucking checkout for fucks sake.

I don't mind tbh. I find it extremely polite of the person who does offer to let me go before them. I know I wouldn't do it naturally.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Online queues for event tickets. Ballots seem like a much better option.

 

[silkyman]

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co....ford-s-xscape-entertainment-complex-1-7183803

Utter bellends.

Tensions must have been running high after a gruelling afternoon of bowling and quazar

 

[Mustard]

People who wish happy birthday to others via Facebook statuses.

I find wishing happy birthday to somebody on their Facebook wall to be a deeply impersonable and pointless exercise anyway. If I do it, I at least go for an ironic "HB. X" that might yield a cheeky like. Writing it as a status, tagging the recipient with a barrage of pictures showing just how AMAZING you two are is even worse, like I give a fuck about the birthday of your friend who you met at summer camp and has become like a second sister to you. Why is this shit on my Facebook feed? Fuck off.

 

[LeoRahi]

People who wish happy birthday to others via Facebook statuses.

I find wishing happy birthday to somebody on their Facebook wall to be a deeply impersonable and pointless exercise anyway. If I do it, I at least go for an ironic "HB. X" that might yield a cheeky like. Writing it as a status, tagging the recipient with a barrage of pictures showing just how AMAZING you two are is even worse, like I give a fuck about the birthday of your friend who you met at summer camp and has become like a second sister to you. Why is this shit on my Facebook feed? Fuck off.

So fucking true

 

[Red]

Should have gone to a self service till, who the fuck goes to a checkout with two items??

Me if I'm in fucking Asda with 2 items and also needing fags. Shitlockers don't have a separate kiosk for fags.I've bitched about this before.

 

[T.A]

Don't smoke, problem solved.

 

[Destruction]

I don't mind tbh. I find it extremely polite of the person who does offer to let me go before them. I know I wouldn't do it naturally.

You're a jonny foreigner though mate, you don't know the full etiquette of queuing cha.

Euro Disney was very eye opening for me as a naive eleven year old, patiently queuing up for the Small small world attraction, only to be repeatedly barged past by sandal and sock wearing Euro trash.

 

[Megaclyde]

You're a jonny foreigner though mate, you don't know the full etiquette of queuing cha.

Euro Disney was very eye opening for me as a naive eleven year old, patiently queuing up for the Small small world attraction, only to be repeatedly barged past by sandal and sock wearing Euro trash.

That's South America all over, who dares wins as far as they're concerned

 

[Megaclyde]

Rolling both ankles playing footy,
I can't even hobble, just an awkward stiff waddle

 

[Red]

Don't smoke, problem solved.

You should be standing for Prime Minister

 

[mistermagic]

Having pube hair on your knob.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

people who use parentheses liberally and without care, often completely forgetting to close them

from now on anybody that does it goes on ignore, it's not worth the risk to read another one of your posts

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

i agree (with that

 

[TomPNE94]

Oh no he didn't

 

[Megaclyde]

Having pube hair on your knob.

I like it...

 

[mnb089mnb]

people who use parentheses liberally and without care, often completely forgetting to close them

from now on anybody that does it goes on ignore, it's not worth the risk to read another one of your posts

It's 2015 ZFG, a lot of people have grown up in single parenthesis families. It's quite normal.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

i agree (with that

i will miss your random acts of caps lock

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

sorry zfg, I do please beg your forgiveness

I acknowledge that I am a weak willed fruit who all too easily succumbs to temptation and pledge to reform my ways. In order to atone for my misdeeds I would like to present you with this randomly capitalised word PANGOLIN by way of apology. I trust you will look favourably on my appeal.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Seriously though PP, could you close the parenthesis please? I feel a bit on edge.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Hmm, it is actually genuinely quite annoying. I'm a terrible, terrible person

what if i put one here? )

 

[Pleg]

here youare
mymate

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[mnb089mnb]

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[Stagat]

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[MSB92]

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I'm late right?