Things We Hate

[Pliny Harris]

 

[markwwfc1992]

Watching catch up TV and having 4 and a half minute adverts pop up if you rewind to a certain clip. Fuck off Channel 4.

 

[White Army]

Changing a diaper with a hangover

 

[TomPNE94]

DIAPER?! FUCKING DIAPER?!

 

[White Army]

Sorry about that, didn't realise what i was typing, the right word is of course nappy. Blame the in laws.

 

[TomPNE94]

Sorry about that, didn't realise what i was typing, the right word is of course nappy. Blame the in laws.

Are they American?

 

[White Army]

Are they American?

They call themselves Canadian, im not sure though, they're nowhere near polite enough.

 

[mowgli]

Bank holiday tv it's crap!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

The missus has got Jeremy Fucking Kyle on, you must have found something better than that...

 

[mowgli]

The missus has got Jeremy Fucking Kyle on, you must have found something better than that...

The most interesting thing i saw on tv this morning was the fucking news!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I'd rather have BBC News 24 on for an hour than an episode of Jeremy Kyle though tbf...

 

[mowgli]

I'd rather have BBC News 24 on for an hour than an episode of Jeremy Kyle though tbf...

I'd rather pour bleach in my eyes than watch Jeremy Vile.

 

[White Army]

I enjoy the odd episode of jeremy kyle, makes me feel better about myself.

 

[Skinner]

I'd have thought Jeremy Kyle would have been popular around here, what with it being full of soapy northerners.

 

[Red]

I honestly cannot for the life of me understand why people go on that show. I wouldn't even be seen in the fucking audience.

 

[RavenBish]

Me and a mate went to it once, just after we'd left college. It was a laugh. Some lie detector results and a bloke who told Jezza 'don't try me bruv'

 

[Mr Elmo]

Multiple download options and only one is the right one to use. Of course, they don't tell you which one is for yours and which is for other countries and you pick the one you need last.

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

The staff in restaurants interrupting you to ask if the food's ok. Especially when I'm only in a café ffs, and the only thing I ordered was toast.

 

[Skinner]

They're told to do it. I hate it when they ask whilst I'm taking a mouth of food though/chewing.

 

[Red]

The staff in restaurants interrupting you to ask if the food's ok. Especially when I'm only in a café ffs, and the only thing I ordered was toast.

Reminds me of a Ben Elton stand up routine I once saw when he was talking about this. It won't come across as well on here but it went along the lines of how we often tend to say the food is ok even if it's not. The waiter comes up and says 'How's the wine sir, the wine, how's your wine'? and you say 'yes, the wine is lovely, really nice, thank you, the wine is really nice'. 'There's no way in this world or the next you're going to say to the waiter 'It's a bit peppery on the back of the pallet,FUCK OFF

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

Reminds me of a Ben Elton stand up routine I once saw when he was talking about this. It won't come across as well on here but it went along the lines of how we often tend to say the food is ok even if it's not. The waiter comes up and says 'How's the wine sir, the wine, how's your wine'? and you say 'yes, the wine is lovely, really nice, thank you, the wine is really nice'. 'There's no way in this world or the next you're going to say to the waiter 'It's a bit peppery on the back of the pallet,FUCK OFF

Think I elected for "yes, this toast is distinctly edible, thank you very much." Well, no offence to any toast lovers out there but what more can you say for it?

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

I know just daft really innit. What a world.

 

[Bobbin']

The staff in restaurants interrupting you to ask if the food's ok. Especially when I'm only in a café ffs, and the only thing I ordered was toast.

You went into a cafe and ordered toast? Where do you live, Albert Square? Did you pop in on your way home from the laundrette?

 

[Jockney]

Reminds me of a Ben Elton stand up routine I once saw when he was talking about this. It won't come across as well on here but it went along the lines of how we often tend to say the food is ok even if it's not. The waiter comes up and says 'How's the wine sir, the wine, how's your wine'? and you say 'yes, the wine is lovely, really nice, thank you, the wine is really nice'. 'There's no way in this world or the next you're going to say to the waiter 'It's a bit peppery on the back of the pallet,FUCK OFF

 

[Dave-Vale]

PayPal and their lack of consistency with withdrawal time scales. Sometimes it's instant other times it's 3 days.

 

[PatchLatics]

21 Days for me because I'm a new seller on eBay. But i have great feedback. Twats.

 

[yellow]

Deciding not to fly out to Dortmund for a quarter-final and missing what seems like a cracker.

 

[The Southbank]

People on Facebook going..... 'wonder if Vegas knows we're coming!!!1!!!!111!!!' - Well, if you've confirmed your accommodation arrangements, then, yes, I'd imagine they would know you're on your way.

 

[Bobbin']

People on Facebook going..... 'wonder if Vegas knows we're coming!!!1!!!!111!!!' - Well, if you've confirmed your accommodation arrangements, then, yes, I'd imagine they would know you're on your way.

Yes, that sort of thing always used to make me laugh.

'Vegas won't know what's hit it'. I'm sure Vegas will cope.

So glad I don't have Facebook anymore.

 

[Stringy]

The staff in restaurants interrupting you to ask if the food's ok. Especially when I'm only in a café ffs, and the only thing I ordered was toast.

I feel sorry for anyone working in a restaurant. Running up and down like someone's lapdog for £6 an hour and endless complaints must be degrading. There's always someone unhappy with something.