Things We Hate

[JimJams]

Jermaine Jenas working as a pundit on Match of the day. He's shit.

 

[Abertawe]

He isn't.

Danny Murphy is what you call shit.

 

[Aber gas]

I worked part-time in a pub/restuarant during my final year at uni and we had one couple who used to come in every weekend without fail, order the same posh cheese burger and then complain about it every single time. Obviously isn't that bad if you keep coming back ffs.

I work in a restaurant although thankfully in the kitchen , we've got a couple like that , every fucking Tuesday without fail they roll in at 9.00 , order starters which they whinge about . Order well done fillet steaks which they whinge about , get pissed up and start being a pair of obnoxious c*** to the 17 year old waitress on shift . We should have barred them a long time ago but unfortunately the manager has yet to discover that he owns a pair of bollocks .

 

[blade1889]

Can't go abroad apparently! Plus I don't know if I fancy being in a massive group of pissed up blokes abroad. I ddon't really know any of the others going though to be honest.


Will have a proper look when I get home this weekend but maybe thought about going skiing in MK? We will see.

Just take them to a rave and have done with it.

 

[Stringy]

I work in a restaurant although thankfully in the kitchen , we've got a couple like that , every fucking Tuesday without fail they roll in at 9.00 , order starters which they whinge about . Order well done fillet steaks which they whinge about , get pissed up and start being a pair of obnoxious c*** to the 17 year old waitress on shift . We should have barred them a long time ago but unfortunately the manager has yet to discover that he owns a pair of bollocks .

I hate people who get arsey if you don't serve them after last orders. I couldn't give a shit if you've been paying money here all night and you want another drink. I get paid fuck all and I want to go home. How about I go into where you work and I force you to stay after hours?

Also parents who complain when I ask their kids to present their ID. You might know their age but I don't. Twats, honestly.

 

[Skinner]

I always try my luck with one drink after the bell

 

[Stringy]

It's a really awful move. It slows down the clean up and means we all go home late. Just get your drink when last orders is called but not afterwards.

 

[Skinner]

I don't get arsey though, I just ask. Sometimes it works, but I always get along well with bar staff everywhere I drink.

 

[Mustard]

Cyclists who don't ride single file. You're not a fucking car so don't pretend to be one.

 

[blade1889]

Cyclists who don't ride single file. You're not a fucking car so don't pretend to be one.

Oh god

 

[TomPNE94]

This could get messy haa

 

[Mustard]

Oh god

Why do you do it?

 

[blade1889]

Why do you do it?

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[Red]

I

He isn't.

Danny Murphy is what you call shit.

I think Phil Neville get's the award for being most shit.

Ok, I'm going to bite even though I don't give a fuck about the cyclists v car drivers war.

If you can't negotiate cyclists not riding in single file you shouldn't be driving a car

 

[Stringy]

The argument for not riding in single file is that it's easier to overtake. They cover a shorter distance which makes it easier apparently. Not sure I'm convinced.

 

[blade1889]

The argument for not riding in single file is that it's easier to overtake. They cover a shorter distance which makes it easier apparently. Not sure I'm convinced.

Thought it was that it forces the driver to treat then as a car as they ride the same width as a car!?

 

[TomPNE94]

Blackpool fans. Fucking wankers all of them. Check out @parkersarms timeline for evidence. c***.

 

[Aber gas]

Blackpool fans. Fucking wankers all of them. Check out @parkersarms timeline for evidence. c***.

Aw leave em alone , they're so shit it's not even funny anymore

 

[TomPNE94]

Aw leave em alone , they're so shit it's not even funny anymore

Nah nothing to do with the team. About 50 or so "fans" invaded a pub/restaurant in Waddington near Oystons house in balaclavas. Let off smoke bombs and abused staff causing the owner to close it until they left. The pub then tweeted a couple of things moaning about it and got some serious abuse back. He then stupidly got involved in twitter wars and probably didn't help himself.

Check this pic out...

https://twitter.com/tommonks94/status/587389512256487424

 

[Aber gas]

Nah nothing to do with the team. About 50 or so "fans" invaded a pub/restaurant in Waddington near Oystons house in balaclavas. Let off smoke bombs and abused staff causing the owner to close it until they left. The pub then tweeted a couple of things moaning about it and got some serious abuse back. He then stupidly got involved in twitter wars and probably didn't help himself.

Check this pic out...

https://twitter.com/tommonks94/status/587389512256487424

Ok fair enough , sad bastards . Blackpool ultras lol

 

[TomPNE94]

Ok fair enough , sad bastards . Blackpool ultras lol

"The Tangerine Knights"

 

[Aber gas]

"The Tangerine Knights"

Is that really what there called ? By far and away the gayest thing I've heard , ever

 

[TomPNE94]

Is that really what there called ? By far and away the gayest thing I've heard , ever

@KnightTangerine

Some of my favourites...

@KnightTangerine: Once we catch our breath we shall be announcing plans for #JudgementDay #ExpectUs

@KnightTangerine: Many thanks to the Parkers Arms who closed the doors. Oystons local #ExpectUs http://t.co/865WNxoHvD

 

[Aber gas]

@KnightTangerine

Some of my favourites...

@KnightTangerine: Once we catch our breath we shall be announcing plans for #JudgementDay #ExpectUs

@KnightTangerine: Many thanks to the Parkers Arms who closed the doors. Oystons local #ExpectUs http://t.co/865WNxoHvD

I especially like " judgement day " and "once I catch my breath " I've just followed them on Twitter, they exist !

 

[TomPNE94]

What really grates on me, is that they are getting all high and mighty saying all Preston fans should be supporting their cause, like they would if it was the other way round.

When we got relegated from the Championship we got loads of abuse from them c*** and we took it, cos that's football. When they go down, it's the end of the world and we are "classless and tacky" because we take the piss.

Fucking c***.

 

[Aber gas]

What really grates on me, is that they are getting all high and mighty saying all Preston fans should be supporting their cause, like they would if it was the other way round.

When we got relegated from the Championship we got loads of abuse from them c*** and we took it, cos that's football. When they go down, it's the end of the world and we are "classless and tacky" because we take the piss.

Fucking c***.

Thing is , do you lot actually give a shit about them ? Holloway apart ( gas legend ) does anyone care about what happens to tinpot Blackpool ? Much like Yeovil with us . Just don't care.

 

[TomPNE94]

Thing is , do you lot actually give a shit about them ? Holloway apart ( gas legend ) does anyone care about what happens to tinpot Blackpool ? Much like Yeovil with us . Just don't care.

Yeah. I hate them. I hope they drop back to non-league where they belong and rot for 30 years before going bust. Same with Wigan.

I don't like Blackburn or Burnley but I have a bit of respect for those two, Wigan and Blackpool are just fucking shit.

 

[markwwfc1992]

I hate people who get arsey if you don't serve them after last orders. I couldn't give a shit if you've been paying money here all night and you want another drink. I get paid fuck all and I want to go home. How about I go into where you work and I force you to stay after hours?

Also parents who complain when I ask their kids to present their ID. You might know their age but I don't. Twats, honestly.

I agree with all of this, working in this shitty industry makes me hate society

 

[Aber gas]

Yeah. I hate them. I hope they drop back to non-league where they belong and rot for 30 years before going bust. Same with Wigan.

I don't like Blackburn or Burnley but I have a bit of respect for those two, Wigan and Blackpool are just fucking shit.

Stop sitting on the fence Tom . Do you or do not hate blAckpool

 

[Stringy]

Thought it was that it forces the driver to treat then as a car as they ride the same width as a car!?

I probably inaccurately paraphrased what my dad (a cyclist) was saying to me.

I just find cyclists annoying. It's a right pain in the arse having to slow down to overtake them and I can see why others get frustrated. My brother goes out and does it regularly too so it can be worrying.