Things We Hate

[TomPNE94]

Especially when it was a piece of piss.

Exactly. Took me 5 minutes.

 

[The Iron]

Getting up for work the day after having free beers and a Gaucho steak.

I'm too old for this now.

Getting up for work??? I got the impression you was about 8 years old

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I'm definitely between the ages of 8 and 50

 

[sl1k]

Why on earth would Youtube remove the 'collections' feature that enabled you to group up channels you're subbed to. Apparently they'll "continue to focus on other efforts to make your subscriptions even more enjoyable."

Yeah, you too mofos.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Getting wee synchronized with a random fella in the bar

After tonight, drying your hands under a very weak drier with someone behind you at the urinals, when you can sense he's finished his wee and is waiting for you to finish at the drier but your hands are still wet and he's clearly stood there trying to mentally justify the lack of wee coming out of his John Thomas with you trying to mentally a justify a time when your hands are not quite dry but dry enough to get out of there without compromising your personal hygiene standards, all because neither of you can tolerate the silent but deadly social contact of explicitly queueing up for the one hand drier in an empty gents.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Taking your wife shopping and spending what seems like hours* outside the changing room to give an opinion when we both know I'll say "that looks nice" no matter what she's wearing.

*Probably about 3 minutes

 

[JaseTheVillain]

That one c*** who comes into the loo while you're having a piss, 4 urinals next to you, and they pick the one right by you. Wankers. I don't mind when there's a load of people at them, but I'm a strong believer in the leaving at least one urinal between you and the next person unless it's necessary to go next to someone rule. Urinal etiquette is a thing people!

 

[Dave-Vale]

Has anybody ever noticed that blokes fart a lot whilst at a urinal? Happens all the time when I'm at work and I always have to stop myself laughing because public farts are hilarious.

 

[BlueBee]

That one c*** who comes into the loo while you're having a piss, 4 urinals next to you, and they pick the one right by you. Wankers. I don't mind when there's a load of people at them, but I'm a strong believer in the leaving at least one urinal between you and the next person unless it's necessary to go next to someone rule. Urinal etiquette is a thing people!

I do it by purpose.

Nothing to be embarrassed about Jase...Some are bigger than others...that's life.

 

[Dave-Vale]

Obvious response from the resident lad.

 

[MSB92]

Moving out

 

[eightiesrobin]

On holiday last week, in Majorca. All-inclusive hotel, I saw people having chicken nuggets and chips for breakfast. It wasn't an all-day breakfast either, this was about nine o'clock.

 

[SALTIRE]

On holiday last week, in Majorca. All-inclusive hotel, I saw people having chicken nuggets and chips for breakfast.

Things like that does piss me off tbh.

 

[IanH]

I do it by purpose.

Nothing to be embarrassed about Jase...Some are bigger than others...that's life.

Surely nobody says that?

As for things I hate, it's people who stereotype. I find the Germans are particularly bad for this.

 

[IanH]

On holiday last week, in Majorca. All-inclusive hotel, I saw people having chicken nuggets and chips for breakfast. It wasn't an all-day breakfast either, this was about nine o'clock.

I bet they were fucking German.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I do it by purpose.

Nothing to be embarrassed about Jase...Some are bigger than others...that's life.

I'm not embarrassed by my size my good man, it just puts me off. Makes me wonder about the person's sexual orientation too tbh.

 

[IanH]

I'm not embarrassed by my size my good man, it just puts me off. Makes me wonder about the person's sexual orientation too tbh.

Get over yourself. A guy can't even go for a piss these days without someone thinking he's after them.

You're basically either a closet homosexual whose impromptu errection makes it difficult to piss, or a closet homophobe who's worried the fit guy next to him's checking out his errection.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Well, I was fishing for a reaction from BlueBee, but fair enough.

 

[blade1889]

Those shitty long metal urinals.

1) How far away do I stand?
2) can I go in-between two people?
3) they're usually in clubs and bars and spray back from other peoples piss is awful.
4) I really don't want to see the guy next to me's dick but the awkwardness/social anxiety from pissing at one of these completely open 'walls' means I tend to look down and stare at my own stream of piss. Sadly this means that when the guy next to me 'shakes' it comes into the corner of my vision, whilst 100% unintentional I'm now worried that he knows I've seen his dick and is about to smack me.


Those even shittier tiled urinals that go down to the floor

As above but...
5) the piss goes everywhere and unless you have some amazing turbo charges projectile piss that you can have from the other side of the toilet you'll inevitably have to stand in someone else's piss

The cubicle/toilet issue:
To avoid all the above one could just use a toilet. However if I do this then it will be obvious its only cos I'm too socially awkward to use a urinal to anyone else in the WC.

 

[Red]

Things like that does piss me off tbh.

What somebody else has for breakfast pisses you off?

 

[Red]

On holiday last week, in Majorca. All-inclusive hotel, I saw people having chicken nuggets and chips for breakfast. It wasn't an all-day breakfast either, this was about nine o'clock.

Hope it didn't entirely ruin your holiday.

 

[mistermagic]

Get over yourself. A guy can't even go for a piss these days without someone thinking he's after them.

You're basically either a closet homosexual whose impromptu errection makes it difficult to piss, or a closet homophobe who's worried the fit guy next to him's checking out his errection.

Maybe he has a very small dick.

I don't mind the metal wall urinals. Chances are if you're going to a place with that kind of penile relieving facility, you're not wearing something particularly nice but dingy jeans or shorts.

Plus who the fuck washes their hands after havinga piss? I mean like srsly!

I actually hate hand driers. Paper is much better.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Doesn't everyone wash their hands after going to the toilet?

 

[eightiesrobin]

I remember having a piss in a pub once when an associate joined me at the urinal. We finished at roughly the same time, whereupon I naturally went to wash my hands. The guy looked at me and said "I'm not bothering with that, I washed me dick this morning".

 

[Skinner]

I wash my hands before I go to the toilet

 

[Abertawe]

I wear gloves.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Why are so many men scared of other men's willies? I find the whole thing baffling.

OMG I ALMOST LOOKED AT A WILLY! SQUEEEE

 

[blade1889]

Why are so many men scared of other men's willies? I find the whole thing baffling.

OMG I ALMOST LOOKED AT A WILLY! SQUEEEE

Not scared of them but 'scared' they'll know I've seen theres and then get angry etc etc

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Ring ring

"Mr Biscuits, your car has been serviced and is ready to be collected"

Drives to Nissan Dealer

"Your car will be with you in 20 minutes"

Bastards!

 

[mnb089mnb]

I hate it when they hide my mop.