Things We Hate

[JimJams]

Yeah but you'd probably thinking eating out of it was a fine dining experience anyway.

Filthy lad.

 

[BlueBee]

It was me and I did intentionally do it, but only because written on it was 'This Kinex tool kit belongs to Bluebee' in kiddy writing.

Genuinely laughed at this.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Cyclists, especially on the canal where I live. Ring your little bell at me again and I'll fucking dropkick you into the water, you bastards.

Isn't it considerate to ring your bell? I certainly prefer that rather than a cyclist zooming past me without letting me know they're there.

 

[Dave-Vale]

I think it's more the fact that cyclists are just really fucking annoying regardless of whether they ring their bell or not..

My whopper of a brother in law is a cyclist. He once cycled from where they live to here. That's over 150 miles away.

 

[HertsWolf]

The cost of marmite.

And the taste of it. I always feel if I wanted it, I'd just ask some random to shit on my sandwich.

 

[HertsWolf]

People.

 

[appletablepenny]

First people eating the wrong food at the wrong time of the day, now people eating food while they're paying for it. The world's gone fucking mad.

You can mock, but such examples are the thin end of the standards wedge...

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

People eating food before they've paid for it is a pet hate of mine (a lot of things are to be fair). How fucking desperate are you for a sausage roll that you had to open the packet half way 'round ASDA? Animals, the lot of them.

 

[appletablepenny]

People eating food before they've paid for it is a pet hate of mine (a lot of things are to be fair). How fucking desperate are you for a sausage roll that you had to open the packet half way 'round ASDA? Animals, the lot of them.

Eggfuckinzackly.

 

[thespus]

The arsecheese that forms when you walk to work in 35 degree heat.

 

[Stevencc]

People eating food before they've paid for it is a pet hate of mine (a lot of things are to be fair). How fucking desperate are you for a sausage roll that you had to open the packet half way 'round ASDA? Animals, the lot of them.

Sausage rolls are one thing, but when someone opens up some hot deli food like chicken wings or something and proceeds to munch on them whilst walking around the shop is infinitely worse. The smell of it for a start.

 

[Dave-Vale]

I always feed my baby boy grapes during shopping before I've paid for them.

 

[T.A]

Scum, absolute scum.

 

[Dave-Vale]

He likes grapes, sorry.

 

[Stevencc]

Ignore them Dave, it's just sour grapes.

 

[Dave-Vale]

Probably because they fire blanks and I'm one fertile bastard.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Don't you pay for grapes by the weight? Fucking tea leaf.

 

[Dave-Vale]

Don't you pay for grapes by the weight? Fucking tea leaf.

No, not if you're buying a punnet...

 

[Libertadores FC]

People who wank over FIFA 15.

Its embarrassing how brainless some people are.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

People who wank over FIFA 15.

Its embarrassing how brainless some people are.

Wanking over FIFA 15 could get Messi...

 

[HertsWolf]

People eating food before they've paid for it is a pet hate of mine (a lot of things are to be fair). How fucking desperate are you for a sausage roll that you had to open the packet half way 'round ASDA? Animals, the lot of them.

Yeh. And people drinking wine and eating crackers half way through a church service. Feckin' Philippines!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Yeh. And people drinking wine and eating crackers half way through a church service. Feckin' Philippines!

People do that? May as well bring a crate of beer and some popcorn too.

 

[Skinner]

Is taking a sip of your pint before paying ok?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Well its not "your pint" until you pay but yes, that's fine.

 

[Red]

There's a distinction to be made between eating food before you've paid for it and eating it whilst you're paying for it.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

There's a distinction to be made between eating food before you've paid for it and eating it whilst you're paying for it.

Neither should be done.

 

[TomPNE94]

People.

This x1million.

I fucking detest people.

 

[PuB]

That ruddy toothpaste advert that says 'you wouldn't ignore blood coming from here,' shows a bathroom tap dripping blood, 'so why would you ignore it from here?' Shows some slightly bloody toothpaste being spat out.

The two things aren't related at all, if blood came out my tap I'd probably shit myself and/or call the police. Slightly bloody toothpaste post use, I'd shrug a bit.

Stop being wankers you advert men.

 

[spireite]

What about those awful Postcode Lottery adverts? I honestly don't know where they dreg up these kinds of people 'Were gona Benidooooorm!' fucking hell

 

[Stevencc]

"Derek! We're off ta Benidorm!"