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Doesn't everyone wash their hands after going to the toilet?

Youd have thought so, however...

One of my housemates this year confessed to NEVER washing his hands after going to the toilet. He couldn't understand why I thought this was a problem and in no uncertain terms told him so.
 

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Apparently they wash their hands and piss at the same time in Sheffield...
 
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Some dirty c*** pissed all over my tool box at work today. It wasn't intentional but it wouldn't have happened had he used the proper toilets. Spent the last hour covering the thing in disinfectant and bleach....I can still get a wiff of piss though.
 

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I hate sweetcorn from a tin or separated out, yet I like corn on the cob with some butter and salt - I'm fucking strange at times!
 

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I've been biting this back for a while but Gilly?'s signature sets my teeth on edge and makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. Nothing to do with the posting's (I think, coz I now skip past quickly when it appears in a thread). I think it's the first time ever that I've used the ignore option on a forum.
 

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I've been biting this back for a while but Gilly?'s signature sets my teeth on edge and makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck. Nothing to do with the posting's (I think, coz I now skip past quickly when it appears in a thread). I think it's the first time ever that I've used the ignore option on a forum.

If you go into Preferences you can make it so sigs aren't displayed and then unignore Gilly?. If you want to, that is. I would though.

Gilly? > sigs
 

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If you go into Preferences you can make it so sigs aren't displayed and then unignore Gilly?. If you want to, that is. I would though.

Gilly? > sigs
What a choice. There are a number on here who's signatures (and occasionally avatars) are often their only valuable contribution to a thread - and a few more who's signatures are something to look forward to. I'll give it a go. Thanks for the tip. He better be worth it.
 

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People using anything SERNWA says to attack him, regardless of whether it makes sense.
Myself for getting in involved in other people's stupid arguments.
 

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If you go into Preferences you can make it so sigs aren't displayed and then unignore Gilly?. If you want to, that is. I would though.

Gilly? > sigs
Does anyone have a signature worth seeing? I'm thinking of turning them off, mostly because Scumarmy's sig takes up more space than his posts.
 

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Cyclists, especially on the canal where I live. Ring your little bell at me again and I'll fucking dropkick you into the water, you bastards.
 

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Kids using scooters on the pavement on the way to school, walk you lazy bastards no wonder there's a kids obesity problem, some little brat nearly bumped into me this morning. :mad:
 
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I feel like dropkicking those fuckers on these stupid scooters now... Fucking teenage (I'm talking late teens here) flapping about on fucking scooters!? Fucking tossbags.
 

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Some guy in Greggs yesterday, eating his sandwich while he was paying for it (by debit card to boot). You couldn't wait 60 seconds till you got outside?
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
Some dirty c*** pissed all over my tool box at work today. It wasn't intentional but it wouldn't have happened had he used the proper toilets. Spent the last hour covering the thing in disinfectant and bleach....I can still get a wiff of piss though.
It was me and I did intentionally do it, but only because written on it was 'This Kinex tool kit belongs to Bluebee' in kiddy writing.
 

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Opposing the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre!!!!
Some guy in Greggs yesterday, eating his sandwich while he was paying for it (by debit card to boot). You couldn't wait 60 seconds till you got outside?

First people eating the wrong food at the wrong time of the day, now people eating food while they're paying for it. The world's gone fucking mad.
 

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First people eating the wrong food at the wrong time of the day, now people eating food while they're paying for it. The world's gone fucking mad.
Ever eaten while on the shitter? I have! :D
 

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